Morning Musume ~ Koko ni Iruzee

Real : Wow Wow Wow minna lonely Boy & Girls
Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow
(Here is Wonderland)

Misheard : Wow Wow Wow minna lollipop Boy & Girls
Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow
(He is the Wonderland)

Ayumi Hamasaki - STEP you (Panasonic version)

Real - 1,2,3,4
Misherad - 1,2,See saw

Ayumi Hamasaki - STEP you (Album/Single Version)

Real - 1,2,3,4
Misheard - 1,2,Freefall

Well it's not Asian but when the early leaks of Lady Gaga's Bad Romance surfaced, I was convinced that at the beginning she said "Won't you be rubbin' my ass" when I later found out it was "Want your bad romance".

I always hear 1, 2, street for you and me ;)

SNSD - Run Devil Run

Real - Behind the phone
Misheard - Behind the pond

Ami Suzuki - climb up to the top

Real; IDK
Misheard: POO IT OUT I CAN'T STOP IT! IT'S HALF-ASSED! CLIMB UP TO THE TOP!

ayumi hamasaki - Don't Look Back

misheard : doroba
real : don't look back

I always heard Poop It Up lol

OMG :laugh this is so funny :laugh

Namie Amuro - Indy Lady

Misheard: Here's what you can do for me, think I am snow
Real: Here's what you can do for me, thinkin I am snob

This song has all kinds of Engrish going on.

Son Dam Bi - Cry Eye

misheard: Taj Mahal
Real: crush my heart

doroba LOL :roflmao:roflmao:roflmao

i heard: done run bad :shakehead

^ looks like a lot of miss heard from ayu's don't look back song ( i heard it like "tum tak" kind of indian instrumental said in words)

other:
alan - my life
real: my life for you
miss: my life fuyu

Ayumi Hamasaki - Don't look back

Real: Don't look back
Mis: Don't rook bark

ICONIQ - Like A Virgin

Real: I made it through the wilderness
Mis: I made it through the weirdness

Real: I was sad and blue
Mis: I was rad and broo

Real: You make me feel, yeah you make me feel, I got nothing to hide
Mis: You make me fear, yeah you make me fear, I got nothing to hide

Koda Kumi - Tsuki to Taiyou

Misheard: Choose me, sell me, every day, every night
Real: Choose me, tell me, every day, every night

Doesn't "sell me" make more sense though?

Koda Kumi - Venus

Misheard: Black as the darkness, she was going no where man said
Real: Black as the dark night she was, Got what no-one else had

I heard Uh-ah in Don't look back as Don't look back ~_~

Dream - Music is my thing

Misheard: Clean my bed...(clean my bed)
Real: Ring my bell...(ring my bell)

XDD

Lee Hyori: U-Go-Girl

Real: Girl, girl, hey you go girl, datdatdatdatdat girl
Girl, girl, hey you go girl, babybabybabybabybaby girl×2
Hey I like datdatdatdat girl
And let me see you bring it backbackbackback girlOkay! I like datdatdatdat girl
And let me see you bring it backbackbackbackback girl

Misheard: Grr, grr, hey ugo grr, datdatdatdatdat grr
Gall, gall, hey Hugo Gall, babybabybabybaby gall×2Hey I like datdatdat grr
And let me see you bring it backbackbackbackback grrOkay! I like tatatatataco and let me see you bring it papapapapaco×2

(Blue is guy, pink is Hyori)

chihiro onitsuka - Rasen

heard: my vagina
real: my fragile life

heard: my fat, my father, my fault
real: i dunno

Microphone

Real : I won't tell you why
Misheard : Anata no Yume