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1. Fan: "Hello Ayu! Please come to Finland!"
AU Ayu's response: Finland? Finland?! Ha, in your everlasting dreams! I mean, yes our countries are small, but we have MORE people and more people means MORE money! What your country has? Lots of forest you say, Lots of GREEN? Well, can forest listen to my music? Can forest bring me MORE money? Can it, can it?! And besides I hate snow. I only like POWDER SNOW. Guess who won? Me, ME! Haha, in your face, your little not-TA-member from the land of SUNSET.

2. Yochan: "Ayu, I've decided to retire and become a clown for children's birthday parties."
AU Ayu's response: Well, that`s HAPPY ENDING for YOU, and I will replace YOU with someone better looking anyways!

3. Shuya: "OMG PINO AND PAPIKO JUMPED OFF THE STAGE!"
AU Ayu's response: Why should I care about them? They can do WHATEVER they want. And bring me that water already!

4. ZIN's monkey: "Ayu, will you marry me?"
AU Ayu's response: too late my boy! I am...already married with myself! WHAHAHAHAA!

5. Normal Ayu: "Yaaaay time to go get my nails done!!"
AU Ayu's response: It`s time to do some SCARs in my body! Pain is my pleasure!

6. Ayu Hater: "Ayumi Hamasucki you suck omg."
AU Ayu's response: You Liar everyone loves me! I Sparkle everyday with my Sexy little things, but those parts are my Secret!

7. Max: "Ayu, you're fired!"
AU Ayu's response: YES! I can finally bring my Lady Dynamite here and burn this ****er down with Pink!

8. You (the member): So Ayu, I heard you are fired..I feel so sorry for you :c What you are gonna do next? I loved you music, and I would be really grateful if you could continue singing...
AU Ayu's response: I have no way to say! Well, I do have that fairyland of mine.. Oh, but we already burned it down with Pink when we were there last time...but it`s settled that I will NEVER EVER sing again! + I`m independent now! Maybe I just wait for The End of the World since there is no reason to people to life when I`m not around! Well, that`s it! I have no more words! This will be my final count down and I don`t mean that stupid song with no ME in it! Oh, and I TOTALLY have better poker face than Lady Gaga! It`s Over...*sings and walks away*

1. Fan: "Hello Ayu! Please come to (foreign country)!"
AU Ayu's response: I've already been there, NO WAY I'm going again. You people are crazy.

2. Yochan: "Ayu, I've decided to retire and become a clown for children's birthday parties."
AU Ayu's response: AWESOME! Clowns are badass!

3. Shuya: "OMG PINO AND PAPIKO JUMPED OFF THE STAGE!"
AU Ayu's response: HAHAHAHA Oh man that was hilarious! Did you see that? Was anyone filming that?? Aw man EPIC.

4. ZIN's monkey: "Ayu, will you marry me?"
AU Ayu's response: I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED YOU.

5. Normal Ayu: "Yaaaay time to go get my nails done!!"
AU Ayu's response: *biting her nails, distracted*...hm? what?

6. Ayu Hater: "Ayumi Hamasucki you suck omg."
AU Ayu's response: I know, right? Sorry about that. Oh wait, I mean SHUT YO FACE, HATER!

7. Max: "Ayu, you're fired!"
AU Ayu's response: Hahahaha no I'm not, you silly silly man. You're ridiculous.

8. You (the member): You want a beer?
AU Ayu's response: Nope. I don't drink.

Ouch, that is so funny/true its tragic!

^^^^^ HILARIOUS! :D Loving this idea, so I'm doing my own:

1. Fan: "Hello Ayu! Please come to Sweden!"
AU Ayu's response: SWEDEN OMG!! That's like in south Africa, right, right, right?? Hot and sunny deserts, woohoo!!

2. Yochan: "Ayu, I've decided to retire and become a clown for children's birthday parties."
AU Ayu's response: ... what's a clown? O.O

3. Shuya: "OMG PINO AND PAPIKO JUMPED OFF THE STAGE!"
AU Ayu's response: Wait what?? Who are these two people that are so sad they want to hurt themselves? ='(

4. ZIN's monkey: "Ayu, will you marry me?"
AU Ayu's response: I would really like to, but..! We can't, it's illegal! T_T It's like Romeo and Juliet *weeps pathetically*

5. Normal Ayu: "Yaaaay time to go get my nails done!!"
AU Ayu's response: Time to change my clothes. *sigh* It's such a hassle to do it every day, why can't I just wear the same clothes all the time? X(

6. Ayu Hater: "Ayumi Hamasucki you suck omg."
AU Ayu's response: Suck... what? Suck your God? O.o OMFG ew, pervert!

7. Max: "Ayu, you're fired!"
AU Ayu's response: FIRE!? _ÓxÒ_ OMG WHERE!?

8. You (Catarina): I love you Ayu!
AU Ayu's response: Love you too, Sarah. What was your name again?