Not Japanese, but this group from Hong Kong called my little airport has the weirdest song titles I've seen yet.

Here are my favorites -
- i don't know how to download good AV like iris does
- when the party is over, i miss my dear porn star
- edward, had you ever thought that the end of the world would come on 20.9.01?
- when i listen to the field mice
- the OK thing to do on sunday afternoon is to toddle in the zoo
- leo, are you still jumping out of windows in expensive clothes?

I mean seriously it's just so random haha

I almost forgot that BREAKERZ has other weird song titles

like CHICKEN RACE :roflmao

???? that's crazy. I can feel ashamed just on pronuncing it

Gimmie a <the bad word that starts with F> Me by DJ Kaya & DJ Kousuke and My Sweet Banana by Go-Go Girls.

:roflmao!

I can't think of any right now.. but a both weird and amazing song tittle is Ai's "U-Boat" - that's just hilarious xD

hmm, no1's mentioned olivia so far... god only knows what she was on when she came up with these...

color of your spoon

grapefruit tea

internal bleeding strawberry

lettuce garden

pass me the sugar

SpidERZpins

sugarbloodsuckers

026unconscious333

57StoЯM03

...not to mention her e.p titles...

merry&hell go round
comatose bunny butcher
the return of the chlorophyll bunny

^ ah yes OLIVIA has some of the strangest song titles around o.o

TrinkaTrinka's funky though xD

Nami Tamaki - Zero no Sora
SINC WHEN HAS THERE BEEN Zero no Sora?

SADS - Porno Star


yeah :laugh

Anna Tsuchiya - Brave vibration

was just listening to this & then ta da

Otsuka Ai- High Sodium Dark-Haired Roasted Cow Tongue For 735 Yen
Cat With A Balloon
Goldfish Fireworks

Ayu - my name's WOMEN.

It's annoying how it's spelt in a wrong way. I want to correct the title all the time but then I know that it's the right form for the song. :D

ooh yes talking about ayumi , song titles wise

- Are You Wake Up ? ; LOL LOL LOL

- STEP you ; can you imagine if she uses the F word instead of Step ? D:

- Load of the SHUGYO

- Pieces of SEVEN ; ??? what's that supposed to mean ? o.o

- Bold & Delicious

- Catcher In The Light

- Humming 7/4

- opening Run ; -_-

- Heartplace

- kiss o' kill

yeah that should be it but I want to stress that those are good songs/interludes of her even though the song titles can make people stumped

^ Load of the SHUGYO makes me think of something else ;)

**** you would be awful

Pieces of SEVEN are Pieces of EIGHT with one stolen :laugh

:laugh

I still don't know what's up with Load of the SHUGYO , it's just so o_O on every single level but it's a good interlude instrumental piece I have to admit

ROFL. I know. But Load of the SHUGYO sounds wrong (look ap the part underlined)

I don't find Heartplace that weird as a song title, but english isn't my native language so I won't say anything else.

And how can I forget the song titles of Ai Otsuka? :D She really has weird song titles sometimes. But maybe I'm able to remember her better because of that. :>

I've reminded some. From...
Tohoshinki, ofc.

Kiss The Baby Sky
Beautiful you
Love in the Ice
Box in the ship
Day Moon
O
...a-aha.

I think IMALU - mashed potato is such a funny title, but the song is awesome. :rofl

Pieces of Seven was something in the Pirates of the Caribbean, so maybe it's something to reference pirates? I dunno, since I recall that the pirates were also confused by what "Pieces of Seven" were.