Morning Musume ~ Koko ni Iruzee

Real : Wow Wow Wow minna lonely Boy & Girls
Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow
(Here is Wonderland)

Misheard : Wow Wow Wow minna lollipop Boy & Girls
Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow
(He is the Wonderland)

Ayumi Hamasaki - STEP you (Panasonic version)

Real - 1,2,3,4
Misherad - 1,2,See saw

Ayumi Hamasaki - STEP you (Album/Single Version)

Real - 1,2,3,4
Misheard - 1,2,Freefall

Well it's not Asian but when the early leaks of Lady Gaga's Bad Romance surfaced, I was convinced that at the beginning she said "Won't you be rubbin' my ass" when I later found out it was "Want your bad romance".

I always hear 1, 2, street for you and me ;)

SNSD - Run Devil Run

Real - Behind the phone
Misheard - Behind the pond

Ami Suzuki - climb up to the top

Real; IDK
Misheard: POO IT OUT I CAN'T STOP IT! IT'S HALF-ASSED! CLIMB UP TO THE TOP!

ayumi hamasaki - Don't Look Back

misheard : doroba
real : don't look back

I always heard Poop It Up lol

OMG :laugh this is so funny :laugh

Namie Amuro - Indy Lady

Misheard: Here's what you can do for me, think I am snow
Real: Here's what you can do for me, thinkin I am snob

This song has all kinds of Engrish going on.

Son Dam Bi - Cry Eye

misheard: Taj Mahal
Real: crush my heart

doroba LOL :roflmao:roflmao:roflmao

i heard: done run bad :shakehead

^ looks like a lot of miss heard from ayu's don't look back song ( i heard it like "tum tak" kind of indian instrumental said in words)

other:
alan - my life
real: my life for you
miss: my life fuyu

Ayumi Hamasaki - Don't look back

Real: Don't look back
Mis: Don't rook bark

ICONIQ - Like A Virgin

Real: I made it through the wilderness
Mis: I made it through the weirdness

Real: I was sad and blue
Mis: I was rad and broo

Real: You make me feel, yeah you make me feel, I got nothing to hide
Mis: You make me fear, yeah you make me fear, I got nothing to hide

Koda Kumi - Tsuki to Taiyou

Misheard: Choose me, sell me, every day, every night
Real: Choose me, tell me, every day, every night

Doesn't "sell me" make more sense though?

Koda Kumi - Venus

Misheard: Black as the darkness, she was going no where man said
Real: Black as the dark night she was, Got what no-one else had

I heard Uh-ah in Don't look back as Don't look back ~_~

Dream - Music is my thing

Misheard: Clean my bed...(clean my bed)
Real: Ring my bell...(ring my bell)

XDD

Lee Hyori: U-Go-Girl

Real: Girl, girl, hey you go girl, datdatdatdatdat girl
Girl, girl, hey you go girl, babybabybabybabybaby girl×2
Hey I like datdatdatdat girl
And let me see you bring it backbackbackback girlOkay! I like datdatdatdat girl
And let me see you bring it backbackbackbackback girl

Misheard: Grr, grr, hey ugo grr, datdatdatdatdat grr
Gall, gall, hey Hugo Gall, babybabybabybaby gall×2Hey I like datdatdat grr
And let me see you bring it backbackbackbackback grrOkay! I like tatatatataco and let me see you bring it papapapapaco×2

(Blue is guy, pink is Hyori)

chihiro onitsuka - Rasen

heard: my vagina
real: my fragile life

heard: my fat, my father, my fault
real: i dunno

Microphone

Real : I won't tell you why
Misheard : Anata no Yume

Lee Hyori - U-Go-Girl.

Real: Crazy Night
That's right
Let me take you home tonight
It's right
Hey girl party tonight

Misheard: Crazy night
Dat's white
Let me take you ho tonighyt
It's white
Hey girl party tuna

Lee Hyori - Hey Mr. BiG

Real: Hey, listen Mr. Boy

Misheard: Hey, listen Mr. Bore(ing)

LOL. Loads of Engrish in Hyori's songs.

(I still have to desipher what she's saying in Feel The Same)

Ayumi Hamasaki - Microphone

Heard - "anata you ka?" (you you are? I suppose XD)
Real - "I won't tell you why"

haha... this thread made me laugh so hard~!

love the world - Perfume

Real: In all of the world
Misheard: Evil tampons (:laugh)

ECSTASY - Koda Kumi

Real: Relax
Misheard: Ear wax (:puke)

New one:

capsule - capsule rmx →

Real: IDK
Misheard: Check these hot looking boobs

T-ara - Bo Peep Bo Peep

real: Bo Peep Bo Peep
misheard: **** me **** me

YES, I'M HEARING THIS. I'm not exaggerating at all.

LOL!

Namie Amuro - First Timer

Misheard: Gravity
Real: Preliminary/Primary. or something like that

^ I always heard her say Famiry xD Was so surprised when I found out it was Primary

lol really? mine was like just 'pop peep pop peep' :D

Some funny misheard lyrics in here lol

SURREAL - Ayu

MISHEARD:
lalala.. doko nai ano basho baby

REAL:
la la la -
doko ni mo nai basho de

^i used to think it was baby too! xD

T-ara Bo Peep Bo Peep:

Real: Bo Peep Bo Peep Bo Peep Bo Peep Bo Peep Bo Peep Bo Peep Bo Peep Bo Peep Bo Peep

Misheard: **** me **** me **** me **** me **** me **** me **** me **** me **** me **** me

^ :roflmao look few posts above... ;)

^ I know ;););) I wanted to post it again hahahhaha :):):)

DJ MAYUMI feat. MAKI GOTO "CRAZY IN LOVE"

Misheard:
Whatever you want I gotta ten boobs

Real:
Whatever you want, I've got it Zenbu

KARA - GOOD DAY and 굿데이 (GOODDAY) 시즌 2

Misheard: Stutter doodoodoo bababoobs
Real: IDK

Namie Amuro: Whishing on the same star
Real:We'll never really be apart
Misheard: You´ll never gonna be a star

Namie Amuro: Violet Sauce
Real:Dip in the sauce
Dip it in the violet sauce

Misheard: Keepin´in the star
Keppin´in the violet star

Ayumi Hamasaki: Real Me
Real: What I get , what you get?
Misheard: Wanna get what you get

Real:A woman never runs away
A woman never hides away
Misheard: From your kiss i run away
From your kiss i run away

f(x) - NU ABO

Real: Yeah Yeah Yeah this is how we do it pure love f(x)
Misheard: Yeah Yeah Yeah this is how we do it people love f(x)

edit: A Initiate **** yeah

well I can't blame you.

EDIT:

Lee Jung Hyun - 이니미니마니모 (Eenie Meenie Minie Moe)

Heard: Eenie Meenie Minie Moe, catch a tiger, bite a cow
real: ??

^ real is eenie meenie minie mo, catch a piggie, by it's toe

Meisa Kuroki - Hear the Alarm?

Misheard: Tell your bed, tell your honey.
Real: Don't even try to hide it.

KARA - Lupin

Real: As usual is mine
Misheard: Ass Juju Ish Man

AKB48 - Virgin love

Real: virgin loooooove
Misheard: vaginaaaaaaaa

What the hell!?!? LOL.

Bada - Dance Mission

Real: Dance Mission
Misheard: Gay Station

4minute & brown eyed girls - once again, daehanminguk

misheard: Yeah! Hyomin, go!
real: dae han min guk!

LOL Change is full of engrish

Change - HyunA

Real: Change boys boys boys
Misheard: Change bars bars bars

Real: Change girls girls girls
Misheard: Change grrs grrs grrs

Real: You ready?
Misheard: You ledy?

Real: Yeah, we just won it
Misheard: Yeah, we just want it

Real: Let's get, let's get, let's start it
Misheard: Let's go, let's go, let's star hey

Real: Come here come here?
Misheard: I'm coming, coming

Real; Show me what you got
Misheard: Show ma whatchu gar

Real: You can change
Misheard: Yuuca change

Real: Moduna change
Misheard: Modern change

Real: Make a, make a change
Misheard: Mega mega change

Real: We can change
Misheard: Wii cand changgggge

yes.....epic fail

Ayumi hamasaki - Sparkle

misheard: kawaii BoA's tachi to
real: kawaii boys tachi to

misheard: honya dake wa galalas tachi mo
real: honya dake wa girls tachi mo

lol boy and girl fail :laugh

HyunA - Change

misheard: yeah, we just runnin'
real: yeah, we just won it

Namie Amuro-Get Myself Back
Misheard:Take my head rock yeeeah
Original:Get Myself Back again

Koda Kumi-Lillipop
Misheard:Puri Puri (a Spanish name) ......we got a party
Original:Unknown, but something like "Boy, boy"

MEG - GRAY

misheard: I kill you make you smile and make a stain, I sue lalalala. I sing a simple stain on gray, i know really why
real: I'm here to make you smile and make you stay. I sing Lala, I say NO to symbol and gray. I know what I really want.

Kana Nishino - GRAB BAG
Real: Clap your hands
Misheard: Crap your hands

Lee Hyori - Stealing A Glance
Real: ???????
Misheard: **** me for you

Koda Kumi - Boy Friend?

Misheard: So many ways you came back in my heart
Real: So many ways you can break my heart

Hyori - Straight Up

misheard: "Let me pee in yo hair straight up."
real: "neukkimi piryohae Straight up"

Y&Co. feat. Domino - Monkey Dance '09

Misheard: What a suprise that party people yeah **** me. I don't know why
Real: But I'm surprised that party people laugh at me. I don't know why

Kana Nishino - candy

Real: Eh~ Shumi waru~
Kocchi no hou ga ii
This is what the girls do
You know what I mean?

Misheard: Hey, show me gyuarus, they be so funky
This is wear the girls, do you know where I'm in?

OMG THIS DESERVES A NEW POST

安室奈美恵 - I HAVE NEVER SEEN (New Arrangement) ~spoken in beginning~

Real: ???????????
Misheard: Get the turds, what you masturbating for?

^that's funny but I cannot hear it xD. I think she says something like "It was... most meaningful".

4minute - I My Me Mine

real: Re Re Replay, Re Re Return
misheard: Need a little Replay, need a little Return

LOL@myself.

Super Junior - BONAMAMA

i heard: hope you side, hope you side to me
the actual lyrics: hope you'll step to me, step to me

i heard: bring it side, bring it side to me
the actual lyrics: bring it sign to me, sign to me

4minute - I My Me Mine
Misheard: Real real real retard
Real: Re re re reutrn

Koda Kumi - Outside Fishbowl

Misheard : I wanna fry I wanna fry (What do you want to fry, Kuu?" XD
Real : I wanna fly I wanna fly

Misheard : Fishbull
Real : Fishbowl

Koda Kumi - Lollipop

Real : "I dodged the bullet, bullet baby boy, we’re gonna pull it"
Misheard : "I touch the booty booty, baby boy we gotta party"

I'm gonna stick with the the I touch the booty booty, baby boy we gotta party LOL!

^ YES! Biggest misheard lyrics I have EVER heard!!! I STILL can't believe that's what she's actually saying! :O

This is the best,,,,or the worst:thud

Suzuki Ami - TEN

Misheard: Do you have the TEN?
Real: Dream a happy dream

Son Dam Bi - dB Rider

Real: dB, dB, dB Rider
Misheard: deeb, deeb, deeb Ride

Haru Haru - BIGBANG

Real: Forgive me
Misheard: **** Give me

Koda Kumi - JUICY

I heard: Remember, mother
Correct: Remember, my love

I My Me Mine - 4minute

Real: Re-Re-Replay
Misheard: Li-Li-Liplay

Real: Re-Re-Return
Misheard: Li-Li-Liturn

Real: Re-Re-Re-Re-Reset
Midheard: Li-Li-Li-Li-Liset

Real: My, My, My, My, I My Me Mine
Misheard: May, My, May, My, I May Me Maine

Real: Click, click, click, click
Misheard: Curick, curick, curick, curick

I heard the same thing! XD I didn't bother looking up the lyrics cause I thought it was what she said. :thud

Namie Amuro - As Good As
Real: That's as good as it gets
Misheard: That's a good *** I guess

That's what I find so funny about that misheard lyric: everyone's hearing them same thing lol.

Oh I assumed they did, since this is the ~friendly-family~ AHS :)

they don't censor out the word "ass" you know. >>

Clazziquai Project - Robotica

Misheard: Moving in, It's no more nega boneun geoseun
Moving out, mandeureo noheun neol wihan mirae

Real: Living in this no more nega boneun geoseun
Nugungaga mandeureo noheun neol wihan mirae

Namie Amuro - Break It

Misheard : Shawty, Shawty, Show your song
Real : Shout It, Shout It, Shout your soul

Misheard : I wanna break you they say
Real : I wanna break kyuutaisei

Namie Amuro - Break It

Misheard : Shawty, Shawty, Show yourself
Real : Shout It, Shout It, Shout your soul

OMG i heard shawty, shawty too..LOL

TABOO - Koda Kumi
Misheard: It's violent
Real: It's party night

VAMPS - REVOLUTION

Misheard : "DAAAMN! OOON! STOP CRAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
Real : I don't know

I'm Still Breathing - Katy Perry
Misheard: I'm making a road plan
Real: I'm weaving a rope and

Koda Kumi - Outside Fishbowl

Real: Cause I am meant to fly
Mis: Cause I am meat to fry

Real: Inside a fishbowl growing old
Misheard: Inside a fishpoo kumito

Ai Otsuka - Mirai taxi

Misheared: My Bad music
Real: mawaru music

Meisa Kuroki - Criminal

Real: Crimi-Crimi-Criminal
Misheard: Creepy-Creepy-Creepynal

Namie Amuro - Get Myself Back

Real: Oh oh oh oh.... (Now I'm crying to get myself back)
Misheard: Na dakai, magai magai magai (I actually heard gibberish)

Koda Kumi - Lollipop

misheard - I taught ya bully bully, baby boy we gonna party
real - I touch your booty booty, Baby one way gotta party

misheard - Hey I say bushy winner shop, I say that stick my lollipop
real - Himatsu bushi winasa, Say that lick my lollipop

^ It is Himatsu Bushi Window Shop,
and....
I doged the bullet, bullet, baby boy we gotta pull it

^ oh~really? LOL~ then the website I got the my lyrics from heard the wrong lyrics too XD

Namie Amuro - Break It

Misheard: "I wanna break you." they say.
Real: I wanna break kyudaisei.

SHINee - LUCIFER

Real: Not sure
Misheard: (after first chorus @ beginning) Naru dara masturbate

Koda Kumi - Outside Fishbowl

Heard: I love fish poo
Real: Out of fish bowl

BoA - Game
Real: Korean (a ju sal jjak seu chi deut mal hae jweo)
Misheard: I just saw Justin cheating by the car

2NE1 - Fire
Real: You gotta ring the alarm
Misheard: You gotta bring me along

Narsha - Queen B
real: Queen B, queen b!
mish: creamy, creamy!

Lee Hyori - Feel The Same
Real: guess what? I have done it. And I'm sure. I'm positive. I'm gonna see how it is, baby.
misheard: guess what? I am retarded. I'm sure..positive..I'm gonna show you this baby

FREE STAR - Diss

Real: D-I-S-S, Diss, Diss, Diss, Diss, Diss
Mis: P-I-S-S, Piss, Piss, Piss, Piss, Piss

MiChi - WoNdeR WomaN

Misheard: Wonder woman, wrong you are.
Real: Wonder woman running wild.

Ayumi Hamasaki - independent

Real: Konna mainichi
Misheard: Climb the money tree

I hear this every time I listen to this song! :laugh

Ami Suzuki - feel the beat

Missheard: I feel the beat, beat, beat it, b/tch
Real: I feel the beat, beat, beat, beat, beat

Ami Suzuki - KISS KISS KISS

Missheard: It's like a love, baby are we in the moon ?
Real: It's like love, baby are you in the mood ?

Missheard: Or maybe in the air
Real: Or maybe in an ear