I think her parents ran around Japan stabbing people, threatening them.. ;D lol

I don't see how she sold so much :/

Oh well. I think that Koda is just on all those magazines cause uh.. SHE JUST RELEASED SOMETHING D: lol

Wow talk about stability...

:roflmao That must be true, because the album sold 4 million in 10 weeks.

I don't see who the heck was buying all those copies.. o____o;

I don't see how the heck they MADE those 2 million in a week. They must have oompa-loompas working for them.

Well her singles sold like crazy, so they probably has a huge first press. :o

Her parents should be in the olympics for Japan's team if they can run around and threaten to stab 2 million people in a week O____________O

Well, you get the whole Utada family involved. XD

And you get giant cannons that shoot knives to force people to do things XD

The Utada Syndicate.

*shivers*

SO.

How's them Ayu sales? Pretty good for someone who was sort of like 'hey look i sing karaoke' and then went to become 'hey look i sing for 250k people' XD

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Ooh, conspiracy. Other than knives, there's always poisonous gases and puffer fish venom.
It's not that bad. :roflmao Any artist who can sell as much as her should also be shot.

So in order to not be shot, an artist needs to sell as low as Mika? :p

Desperate try to get this back on topic :P?

Indeed... what a career, what a life... I wonder how it feels, looking back at the past, when you've made such success.

No, her albums sell a million, she too must be shot. The world only has room for one mega-seller, and that's Britney Spears. She rules.



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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I RULE THE WORLD!!!!!

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^rofl... I can so imagine Ayu seeing herself as the ruler of the world, looking down at her cattle (fans), doing as she please with every new release because there'll be enough copies sold no matter what she makes.

:D

even the grandparents?

*sigh* although AYu didn't want to release a best it has to be her best sales...just look at her sales now. and she even has more freedom with her music now.

So true. MOO.