to be honest heartplace sounds frickin weird to me as a native speaker.. :shrug

but hsienko got it right with the best otuka ai title - High Sodium Dark-Haired Roasted Cow Tongue For 735 Yen :yes

the uterus/womb is not not exactly the vagina.

Uhm weird titles...
Cut Me Free - OLIVIA, is strange XDDD
Trinka Trinka too

SWALLOWTAIL ON THE DEATH VALLEY - the GazettE

Chu Chu Lovely Muni Muni Mura Mura Purin Purin Boron Nurururerorero - Maximum The Hormone

Rei Rei Rei Rei Rei Rei Rei Rei Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma - Maximum The Hormone

CRAZY TITLES XDD

^ yep, trinka trinka is ... wtf, but what's so strange about cut me free? she's just tied up and wants someone to cut her loose :shrug

lol funny thread :laugh

TOHOSHINKI - Kiss The Baby Sky

toddlers are falling from the sky omg

Mika Nakashima - MY SUGAR CAT

delicious cat :3

Maximun the Hormone - Johnny.Mamamiya.California ~Johnny Tetsu Pipe II~

lolwut

thanks for clearing! but it's still weird to name a song with an organ :tired

And the award for the most dramatic title goes to...
2AM - 죽어도 못 보내(I can't let you go even if I die)
oh yeah.

NEWS's Lady Spider & MOLA

self explained but both songs are really good , especially Lady Spider

I'll make a song called Lady Mosquito next time :roflmao

I just have to say that Dining Chicken is an AMAZING song and the title is based on Daisy from Girl, Interrupted.

Anyway, I think everyone pretty much has all the strange titles. I did see a song called "I Did Yo Boyfriend" by this one singer XD So strange.

Riskay - Smell Yo D*ck

made me LMAO

there is even a music video

^ can't stop laughing :roflmao
I have to seriously go find that now

abingdon boys school - PINEAPPLE ARMY
THE CANDY SPOOKY THEATRE - Murder Factory In The Closet
Bleach - 右も左も支配する頭は今日も肉を食いヨダレを垂らす。(The Head That Controls Both Right and Left Sides Eats Meat and Slobbers Even Today.)
Draco and The Malfoys - In Which I Kick Harry Potter In The Face

:roflmao

:yes on PINEAPPLE ARMY by abs too xD

most of Tegomass's songs have funny titles as well . Chocolate anyone ? :laugh

I thought U-boat was strange too xD why did she make a song about a german military submarine?

^ lol she's the same person that have wrote/sang about beef cow tongue , ramen being cooked in 3 mins & etc -_-'''

oh yes I almost forgot but NEWS has this song called Smile Maker in their colour album

what's that supposed to mean ? you can make a smile ? O_O :laugh

BREAKERZ has really funny song titles too

like CHICKEN RACE , Birdman

don't know what was DAIGO thinking when he wrote them -_-

I came in here to post the same thing LOL

Claaziquai Project - Coming at me to Disco
Namie Amuro - Can't Sleep, Can't Eat, I'm Sick
Dazzle Vision - Not try to fry

i've seen plenty. but one that comes to mind is: Rape Me - Nirvana. it's not asian but that title made me lol.

:roflmao

Jewel's Break Me came into my mind when I saw this haha

Namie Amuro - body feels exit
Mayu Nakazawa - Funky Flushin'
BUGY CRAXONE - Lucy's Donuts
HNC - Girls Dont Cry (f**cked up by TBA)

omg Spangle Call Lilli Line has a ton of songs I just...don't even know what the songs are called lol "rrr" "B" "ff wave length gg" "sss* urp...?" those are all songs...

hitomitoi - Mangosteeeen! lol

Am I the only one who thinks of defecation with this?

Really, I do try hard, but I just don't find any other logical meaning to it. And is not a nice picture to see Namie on.