Miliyah Kato - Love for you
Misheard: Show me the meaning of peace and love
Real: Show me the meaning of being so lonely

^at the same part, I always heard "boys anger's attending!" xD.

Koda Kumi - S.O.S ~sound of silence~
Misheard: Awaku kie kakaru Sailor Moon (seeramuun, selamun)
Real: Awaku kie kakaru Crescent moon

Koda Kumi - Hurry Up!
Misheard: Get a weapon / Get a report
Real: Get away boy

:laugh Hey! At least they're related! :D

ManyColors - SAWA
Real: Close your eyes
Mis: Close your lies

I still mishear this whenever I listen to the song.

Koda Kumi - FREAKY
Real: Baby Ah, omoiteru
Misheard: Baby Ah, I'm overheated ooh

Taeyang's I'll Be There

Misheard: Beyonce, I'll be there
Real: I have no idea lol

^ OMG THIS IS THE BEST

BoA - Let Me
Real: Can't deny my perfection
Misread: ?????? Michael Jackson

I hear this everytime I listen to that song _^_

Perfume - Fushizen na Girl
Misheard: "Can't stop speeding!"
Real: "Can't stop feeling!"

Perfume - VOICE
Misheard: "If you think you need to use a VOICE"
Real: "Everything you need to know. The VOICE..."

Namie Amuro - Break it
Misheard: "I wanna break you, myself"
Real: "I wanna break kyuudaisei"

Namie Amuro-Break it
Misheard: I wanna break it!, they say
Real:"I wanna break kyuudaisei"

BoA - Hurricane Venus
Misheard - Hurri-cai-ai-aine PENIS
Real - Hurricane Venus

Not what I heard but apparently, some people find it the case 0_o

^ And I can't get those comments at all, it was even funny at beginning but became tiresome. Her pronunciation here is quite good I think.

Koda Kumi - ECSTASY
Misheard: I know and you know, they donna know
Real: I know and you know, nee dou nano

Jolin Tsai - Zheng yi zhi yan bi yi zhi yan
misheard: eating disorder now
real: ni yi ding neng zuo de dao

BIGBANG - Forever With You
Real: Pretty ma luv
Misheard: Put it in my love

Namie - My Love

Misheard: I just wanna be, every crufix
Real: I just wanna be, even closer babe

Misheard: When you touch me tenderly, it's like amy up in space
Real: ?

Son Dambi - dB Rider

-the beginning when the guy talks-
Heard: my madejesti, there's so many talk in this world, do you know that?
I need your crown. Cure the villians.
dB Rider, this is the perfect world for dB world, therefore queen dB
made by dr. mordy, hand it now, this is show time!

what he really says: My Majesty, there's so many darkness forces
Do you know that, I need your Gloria, please, clean up the vilains
dB rider, this is the perfect weapon in the world, that for dB
Made by Dr. Mordny, and now, this is show time

Ayu - ID ID ID identity

Real: Mamori tai no wa dou ari tai ka
Misheard: Mamori tai no wa dou ari shining car

Narsha-Queen B
Misheard: Creamy creamy
Real: Queen B queen b

Koda Kumi's Inside Fishbowl

Real: Shinning bubble
Misheard: Shinning baboon

Real: Koko de Kiss Kiss
Misheard: Kokoro Kiss Kiss

Home Made Kazoku - Arigatou

Real:Furimukeba.. I'LL BE THERE.. JUST FOREVER
Kimi ga ittekureta youni...
Furimukeba.. I'LL BE THERE.. JUST FOREVER
Kimi ga ittekureta youni...

Misheard: Never give up . I'll be there . Just Forever
Kimi ga ittekureta youni.
Never give up I 'll be there . just forever
Kimi da ittekureta youni

I allways thought they sing never give up since I first listen to that song. And 2 years later I found out that I misheard that part

ICONIQ - Light Ahead

heard:

One, Two, Three !
Furui kagi wo hazushi hikari ni that's slow
Fushigi nigai omoide mo torokeru
Mahou no you I don't need it animal !

actual:

One, Two, Three !
Furui kagi wo hazushi hikari ni kazasuto
Fushigi nigai omoide mo torokeru
Mahou no you I don't need it anymore !

Son Dam Bi - dB Rider

Misheard: I need your groin
Real: I need your glory

:laugh Lol making a lot of sense now XD

Koda Kumi - ECSTASY
Misheard: I walk the tarot, i know and you know
Real: I know and you know, nee dou nano

Koda Kumi - ECSTASY
Misheard: I know, and you know, they don't not know.
Real: I know and you know, nee dou nano.

NewS - BE FUNKY!

Heard: Get a ****ing life!
Real: Get the funky life!

JUNSU/JEJUNG/YUCHUN - Itsudatte Kimi ni

Heard: Butter make it through the sandwich
Real: Better make it through the sadness

I admit I wasn't exactly paying attention but still :laugh

Chihiro Onitsuka LITTLE BEAT RIFLE:
Heard: Because God is watching over, God is holding out with, God is watching all so shine
Real: Because God is watching you, God is Holding your grief, God is watching all shadow

Leah Dizon - Love Paradox
Heard: Ever fallen in love?
Real: Am I falling in love?

Koda Kumi Got to be real

Real : What you feel now
(I feel I need you)
misheard : Wha you feelnow
(I feel I naked)

Linkin Park - Jornada Del Muerto

Misheard: Hoshiga iie te. Toki ga nashitte. (omg japanese in a linkin park song! lol jk)

Real: no idea.

Kumi's Outside the fishbowl
Misheard: 'cos me too FRY (Oo)
Real: 'cos me to FLY

Narsha feat. Sunny Hill - Mamma Mia

Real: Il fait tres chaud, Il fait tres chaud
Misheard: Invitation, Invitation

BoA - I Don't Give A Damn
real: So good
misheard: suck it / sucker

MEISA KUROKI - LOL!

Real: Aitte janai! Fuheifuman ni
Missheard: Aitte janai! We hate the money!

Utada Hikaru - Hymne à l'amour ～愛のアンセム～

Misheard : That programmer, praise God to the manner
Real : dunno

Since it's French in the beginning so I can't understand anything at all x(

BIGBANG - MY HEAVEN
Real: Happiness
Misheard: Happened is

There's no way you could have misheard that. Due to the title of the song and the fact that it sounds nothing like that. I'm not trying to be rude or anything... It's just a really stupid. :/

^ well, I heard it. and saying not being rude before something that's rude is not convincing.

OH NO NO NO. DAMN! That's just my sense of humor. I wasn't being serious. I stupid. I forget sarcasm can't be heard over message-forums. SORRY <3

I was saying it in a ... sarcastic... jokey... way? I don't know.

Sorri sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry.

I just over-apologized a little there. It was awesome.

^ I can have a sense of humor, but as my english teacher tells me
just tellin u as it is

Sorry for this misunderstanding. Your English teacher clearly hasn't seen 'Mean Girls'. I'd hate to party with him... I don't like to party at all actually...

.... Hmm...

HI! :)


**EDIT**
OH and a song I misheard... Which I still haven't checked up on... So correct me if I'm ever wrong or not.

Lollipop by Koda Kumi

It sounds like "I like the booty booty. When I'm pooey pooey". I know the second part is pretty stupid for me to believe... but hey... Koda Kumi's sung some crazy stuff before.

Namie Amuro - WILD
Misheard: opsumnano opsumnano wike i do

ayumi hamasaki - STEP you
why don't you STRIP YOU Hitostu zutsu

ayumi hamasaki - Real me
running neighbors runs away, former neighbors runs her away

Namie Amuro - No

Misheard:
Crappy, crappy, crappy.
shake it, shake it, shake it.
walk it, walk it, walk it.

Real:
Clap it, clap it, clap it.
Shake it, shake it, shake it.
Work it, work it, work it.

ayumi hamasaki - Real me
running neighbors runs away, former neighbors runs her away[/QUOTE]

THAT IS EXACTLY HOW I HEARD THAT SONG AT FIRST!!! =D

No joke. You're the first person to have heard that besides me.

KARA - Jumping (Korean Version)

Real: Take on me, take on me, take on me, yeah
Mish: Tickle me, tickle me, tickle me, yeah

ICONIQ - Light Ahead

Real : To the light ahead~
Misheard : Twi da la la hey~

Nami Tamaki:

Zero No Sora:

Misheard: How bout a cake?

Actual: Habattake (romaji. can't spell it)

Love the Way You Lie, Part II (feat. Eminem) - Rihanna
Real: Even angels have their wicked schemes
Misheard: Even angles have their weak escapes

Real: Even though I'm a masochist
Misheard: Even though I'm a massacres

Ayu - Like a doll
At first I thought she sings "wakedo, wakedo" but she sings "like a doll, like a doll" xDD

More like the opposite. Some are just better at it than others.

I thought it was "Crop it, crop it, crop it." And I thought Namie liked photoshop or something. :o

I have never heard that song but that gave me a good laugh XD

ayumi hamasaki - do it again

misheard:
fish fish fish do it again

real:
sing sing sing do it again

Lol. :D

JASMINE - ONE

Misheard: I'mma make a moth like this.
Real: I'mma make a move like this.

Perfume - Ceramic Girl

misheard: Salami Girl
Real: Ceramic Girl

Same :D

Ayu - Seven Days War

Misheard: Seven Days War Get a place to leave
Real: Seven Days War Get a place to live

Seriously her pronounciation isn't right here, I still hear that every time. XD

Kana Nishino - Distance
Misheard : I did it to you
Real: addicted to you

Ayu - do it again
Real: Dance Dance Dance DO IT AGAIN
Mish: Stance Stance Stance DOO-EE AGEH

Anna Tsuchiya - Voice of Butterfly

Misheard: I worship butterfly.
Real: A voice of butterfly.

Amuro Namie: No

Misheard: "How about this sweet *****?!"
Real: "How about some sweet peach?!"

^ This happened to me too! :D

Yesterday I was watching a live performance of "LOL!" by Kuroki Meisa and one part goes like "...rich my girl".

I always thought it was "...reach my goal". :D

4minute - For Muzik

Misheard: Electronic
Rea: In a true

Namie Amuro - Bad Habit

Misheard: You know you shake it like it this way
Real: You know you should but can't stay away

DOUBLE - Black Diamond

Misheard: We're gonna fight for it, better know who we'll meet
Real: We're gonna fight for it, but I know who will win

Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you not write the misheard lyrics in the place of the real ones. I'm only asking because I too wonder what she is really saying :P

^ it's live haha^^

Akanishi Jin - A PAGE

i just realized that entire song was sung in english *.*

Meisa's LOL!

Heard: madre
Real: my slave

X_X I still can't hear "slave" :thud

Maki Goto's 'Age♂Kyoku': Don't wait, try it, just die now.

Uhm. Actual lyrics: DO IT, TRY IT, JUST RIGHT NOW.
oops.

Here's my part on it:
Real: dance dance dance...
Mish: does does does...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEpEJJEtQWs©jeaok @YT

A youtuber made some misheard lyrics videos. Very funny.
Has Girl's generation, Super Junior etc videos on his/her page.

SONG: That song about New York. I don't know the title. Maybe it's New York? Lol
Artist: Alicia Keys.

Misheard: In new york, I like to buy me free potatoes.

Real: New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made of

I knew she wasn't singing about potatoes, but I just thought that's what it sounded like. XD

"Self potato?" XD

The title of the song is "Empire State of Mind (feat. Alica Keys)" if you're talking about the one made by Jay-Z. Unless you're talking about the solo version "Empire State of Mind (Part II) Broken Down" (but I dunno if the chorus is the same in that one).

Loads of people mishear this:

T-ara ~ Wae Ireoni

Real: Welcome to your wonderland
Misheard: Wake up to ya wonderin

and

T-ara ~ Yayaya

Real: Yoma yoma, lova lova, yoma yoma, supa nova
Misheard: You're my you're my, lupa lupa, you're my you're my, shuppa luppa

Haha, no, the correct lyrics are "get a place to live".
I still fail at hearing that. :laugh

^It's "Seven days war get place to live". There's no 'a' in it.

MAA - Virgin Killer Santa

Misheard: bath sometimes
real: bad santa

In Koda Kumi's "Interlude to Dejavu":

Misheard: "This Dejavu just lean cuisine..."

Real lyrics: I'm really not sure...

Christina Aguilera - Desnudate

Misheard: "Let's do the thing"
Real: "Desnudate"

Rihanna - S & M

Misheard: Sex in the air, I don't care, i love this melody.
Real: Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it.

Amuro Namie ft Yamashit Tomohisa - Unusual

Misheard: Hey boy do you have a bit d**k.
Real: Hey boy do you have a big plan.

Honestly, I couldn't hear the last word she said, so filthy mind kept thinking of all types of sordid possibilities. Really, I should've just listened to the rhyming: plan, woman, superman.

Judas - Lady Gaga

Real; I'd wash his feet with my hair if he needs
Misheard; I'd wash his feet with my head between his knees (eww)

Robotics - Mizca

Real; Robotics, Robotics
Misheard; Rubber d*cks, rubber d*cks

Namie Amuro - Do Me More

What I heard: "loloka no Incest" o.0
real: "honoka na Incense"

I love how everyone hears perverted things :laugh

Lady Gaga - Judas

I heard: "I'm just a hot food, oh baby, he's so good, but I'm still in love with Judas, baby."

Real lyrics: "I'm just a holy fool, oh baby, he's so cruel, but I'm still in love with Judas, baby."

:roflmao I can't stop laughing at what I thought it was.

I also heard it like
Misheard : Hey boy do you have a big p*n*s
Real : Hey boy do you have a big plan? yes

It's because Yamapi's "Yes" coincide with the Namie's "Plan" it ended up sounding like p*n*s :laugh

SNSD - Mr. Taxi

Misheard: I'm so fat
Real: I'm so fast

Misheard: I'm so short
Real: I'm so sure

You should watch this youtube... it's so hilarious

SNSD - Mr. Taxi MV English version leaked

Lol, same here!

Rihanna - Only Girl (in the World)

Misheard: Love me like a hot guy
Real: Love me like a hot ride

Misheard: I wanna make your bed for ya
Real: I wanna make you beg for it

Namie's CSCEIS:

misherd: "baby baby all you've got to do is rest"
real: "baby baby all you've got to do is just..."

also

misheard: "I'm sick, I've been sickin' of it all the time..."
real: I'm sick, I've been thinking of you all the time"

EXACTLY! It was like that for me at first LOL since she is 'sick' so she must 'rest'

In Namie's Do What U Gotta Do:

Misheard: I gotta ladies, etc.
Real: Agare ladies, etc.

Omg! That's what I've misheard all this time as well but I thought it was the real thing. I convinced myself that it made sense.

Koda Kumi - TABOO
Misheard: I'll take the Honda away
Real: Aujika hando AWAY

Kara - Girl's Be Ambitious

Misheard: Chicken chicken
Real: ?

I swear to god I thought I heard "make a shake make a shake...ice cream ice cream" in f(x)'s Ice Cream song...

but it's actually "milkshake milkshake...ice cream ice cream" :yconfused...

How do you get 3 syllables out of 'milkshake'???

I heard 'make a shake' as well.

Misheard: Make a shake, make a shake
Real: 밀크쉐이크, 밀크쉐이크
Romanized: Mil-keu-shake, Mil-keu-shake

There's this classic in Denmark that's really kinda weird, but when Chris Martin from Coldplay sings "Your skin, oh yeah, your skin and bones" it sounds exactly like he's singing "Jeg sked, åh ja, jeg sked en bums" in danish.

Which means: "I shat a zit."