Good for him!

omg I can't

to a woman? Congratz to maro then haha

Congrats maro, please be happy and stop growing onions.

Guys, the marriage is a "dekichatta" one. Which means a shotgun marriage. He married her because she found out she was pregnant.

*insert britney gif*
Praying that all goes well though.

I'm reading the article and I'm shocked. He's such an as*.
Will give you details in few minutes

:roflmao

Poor Mario, cant catch a break.
Waiting to see what he did this time.

Okay so basically. She's a 26 year old normal girl. They met and he found her cute and wanted to "have an adult relationship" with her, in which they engaged immediately. He wanted nothing more but kept her around because it was convenient as she did his laundry and cleaned his house. This kind of relationship continued but he didn't care at all about it. Once she came back home and found him in bed with another woman. Not knowing what to do he pretended to be asleep and of course she went out "YOU AS* DON'T YOU PRETEND YOU ARE SLEEPING" and the whole thing turned into a commotion. Still she didn't leave him. She found out then that she was pregnant and he asked her to abort immediately as the expenses to raise a child would have been too much on him and there was no way he was going having another child. (AND he laughs about it. WHAT A GENTLEMAN!) She insisted on keeping it and he said fine with him and married her but told her "Don't expect me making you happy" and jerk stuff like that. Also asked for a reduction in expenses he payed to his ex-wife to support the kid. When asked if in this condition he was going to have extra-marital affairs he answered that probably he'll end up doing it, but will do so as not to be found out again. He's an honest person, he says, so he can't really say that he won't cheat on her wife like many say (but still cheat).

The wedding ceremony took place at HAWAI with money invested by his "supporters".

edit: OH he first believed it was a boy but apparently it's a girl due September.
He says he had a strange feeling when finding out because he has this feeling he's not going to be able to protect her.


HE SAID ALL OF THIS STUFF I'm shocked. lol.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma...gj0co2_500.gif

Well. What a terrible man.

he kept her around because she did his laundry and cleaned his house.
Maro just threw years of feminism DOWN THE WC.

The whole thing seems comic to me.
This people went interviewing him and he was like "yeah it's true it's not like I was trying to hide it" and told all these things which are SURREAL, I mean the interviewer seemed to empathise with him saying "lol you pretended to sleep well it's not like you can hide the woman in you closet can you"

JAPAN

Is this some sort of publicity for his album or onions or is he actually an awful person?

Oh my god, I can't believe this is true... what a jerk!

I was even starting to feel a bit bad for him after hearing the lyrics of his album. He's just an awful person. Pathetic, really. I'm so glad ayu dissed him and I can see why it was such an awful era for her. Thanks god it didn't last and she's happy now in a healthy relationship.

edit: I am reading the comments. Everyone is calling him names, saying this is terrorism toward the child and a crime, and may things with which I agree. They all say Ayu saw correctly in leaving him, and generally support her decision after seeing what kind of guy he is. They all say things like "poor ayu, to fall in love with such a guy... he's really the worst. Good thing she made the right judgment and left him and also kicked him out of the crew. He must really have done terrible things to cause that." Also A LOT of them talk about the fact that he has allegedly slept with other 500 women as if he said something about it. They all go "Poor ayu and this girl, if he treated all of 500 girls like that..." ad etc.
LOL this is better than the beauty and the bold

:roflmao

Utada using her baby to promote an album
Maro using his marriage to promote onions

:eyebrow what's next?

This.
I never thought bad about him because I don't like to make up my mind about something mostly tabloids report about. But since he said those things himseld in an interview, he's really an a**.
Poor woman, I hope she finds a better guy and divorces Maro. Would be better for her and the child.

I just read this thread through and I can't stop laughing. It's so obvious he tries his best to get back the fame he had when he was with Ayu Troupe. With these weird gimmicks and that terrible singing voice it won't happen. EVER. :roflmao

Is this for real?? i can't believe it, omg. is he excessively inhaling onion powder :(

:spew nice one.