I'M DEAD.
where's da dignity!?

plus:
6, paste A future

Is that the infamous A or...?

I don't know what should I say about him. :)

He's asking for donation??? Gosh, he gets more and more embarassing each day...

.....what? o_O
As an ELF who also likes miyavi I'm still trying to understand this comparison LOL

the drawing in the first link says "oridinal" tshirt... lmfao. XD

fake makes all real... I wonder if he will drag ayu in the pvs he plans on making...

This was my exact first thought when I saw this just now omfg

Can you imagine? :D

no more words about him...
totally can't understand, how could he lose everything after quitting becoming dancer of ayu...

Hilarious. I love how they say "homuresu" for homeless as of there wasn't a word in Japanese, and 'bimbo' at the same time. And the flames coming of his wife's eyes... lol. It also looks like (and I was never sure about it) he is married to one woman and has kid with another one.

...except they didn't say 'bimbo', they said 貧乏 (びんぼう) which means 'poor person' or someone that's fallen into poverty. So.

ホームレス is also the most colloquially-used term to describe a homeless person in Japanese, so it's not out of the realm of imagination that they would go with that word choice. There's a huge amount of loan-words used in conversational Japanese, why should this one be different?

I can't believe he's at 8,500+ USD? How the hell did that happen? How did it jump so high?

More importantly...who the hell would support his ass? he can't sing, is trash, is annoying, like??:usaidwat

^he actually has fans, the link in arama provides the photograph of his fans taken, see the comments there http://aramajapan.com/news/maro-want...961/#more-6961

The dancers have pretty big followings in Japan, people have their favourites and make signs for them and stuff, so I'm not surprised he has his own small following.

My favourite dancer was Gomi and I tried to go to his bar in Shibuya but it was closed on a Wednesday, which was our last day. :(

I plan to go to Gomi's bar in December, I've tried to find the entrance on goggle maps but am still not sure where is it, do you have any photo of the entrance / area?

^I don't really remember, sorry. My friend directed us there, I know it's up a big hill and then off to the left, and its on the 3rd level, but otherwise I'll have to see if my friend remembers.

I guess with him looking for donations, no major or minor music company wants to fiance him. But that's what happens when you use the Queen of J-Pop :P

More than using ayu I think it was her who didn't want anything serious with him. The kind of summer fling you know! He still remains pathetic and it's his fault if he hasn't catched the signals that were oh so obvious to all of us, namely the writing "ONE NIGHT STAND" on his forehead <
And now he plays the victim. PLEASE.

^ I don't think it was 'summer thing', I believe she was in love on 'friends-trust > love basis', they knew each other for so long that she finally turned to him since she thought she knew him and she knew they'll have lots of fun together (the spark was probably there as well, after so many hot performances).

But then the thing with his wife / kid came around and the whole trust base disappeared or felt as it never was there in the first place.

I think she did have feelings for him but losing her trust was such shock/disappontment that she went from love to hate/I don't care state in a blink of an eye

^ never thought of it this way but it makes sense. This would explain why maro invested so much in the relationship, and then all the angst for it ending. Plus ayu seems easily a person who feels SO MUCH but who could change her feelings in a blink of an eye, as you said. Not blaming her, I honestly would have done the same probably. XD

edit: do you think that something had been going on as well with shu-ya in the past or in the present?
I just... I've always thought that they HAD something, even tho it was just sex or whatever. The chemistry was there. And then he left so suddendly, more over after the scandal with maro and ayu divorcing etc. When ayu divorced she was also seen with shu-ya everywhere, remember the photos? Then Maro, then she married and BUM, shu-ya is forever gone. It seems fishy to me, like he would have another reason to live rather than to focus on his 'solo' activities. Maybe he was hurt emotionally?

Dancers tend to retire around 35, 40... I wouldn't be surprised if he left so he could do some stuff of his own while his body can still take it...

Shu-Ya is gay. he was wayyyyyyy to fabulous and natural in the Lady Dynamite PV

He's on the cover of the latest issue of gay magazine Badi. When Maro was on another tv show, he said that his relationship with Ayu lasted 3 months. He used to call her Ayu-san, and when they became a couple he started calling her Ayu-chan.