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Misheard Lyrics ～Part II～
Well nobody made a second topic, so I thought I might as well xD Just post Song Title, Singer, What You Heard, and the real lyrics. Let's see what kinds of misheard lyrics we get from people! And the topic will provide good laughs =P
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Song Title: Cherry Girl
Artist: Koda Kumi What I Heard: Every other breast you try to grow Real lyrics: I dunno Song Title: No Artist: Namie Amuro What I Heard: How about some sweet ***** Real lyrics: How about some sweet peach Song Title: Body Feels EXIT Artist: Namie Amuro What I Heard: Body feels egg ****/Body feels egg shite Real lyrics: Body feels exit/Body feels excite Song title: FULL MOON Artist: Namie Amuro What I Heard: Kick crap, kick crap Real Lyrics: Kick clap, kick clap Song title: VIOLET SAUCE Artist: Namie Amuro What I Heard: Glovelation Real lyrics: Collaboration Song title: INTRODUCTION Artist: Koda Kumi What I Heard: Ayuready? Real lyrics: Are you ready? Song title: HIDE & SEEK Artist: Namie Amuro Misheard: Boy you sexy thing, make me go to sleep Real: Boy you sexy thing, like a gorgeous ring Song title: WILD Artist: Namie Amuro Misheard: Watermelon, watermelon, watermelon like I do Real: Dunno Song title: No Artist: Namie Amuro Misheard: Crappin, crappin, crappin, crappin Real: Clappin, clappin, clappin, clappin Song Title: TWINKLE Artist: Koda Kumi Misheard: Why don't you crap your hands Real: Why don't you clap your hands Song title: Come Artist: Namie Amuro Misheard: I'm beating hugh, I'll be with Hugh Real: I'll be with you, I'll be with you Song title: Lick me♥ Artist: Koda Kumi Misheard: Everyday all right over your face Real: Everything all right don't be afraid Song title: WILD Artist: Namie Amuro Misheard: Lights out, short sleeves, kick somebody Real: Legs, arms, shoulders, knees, fingers, toes, hips and belly Song title: WILD Artist: Namie Amuro Misheard: Legs, a.rse, short sleeves, kick somebody, habakarukotokagu, LET'S GET WIDE! Real: Legs, arms, shoulders, knees, fingers, toes, hips and belly Haruba kara koto naku LET'S GET WILD! Song title: WILD Artist: Namie Amuro Misheard: Japanese people don't think hard Real: Japonizu Pipuru Don't Think Hard Song title: Say the word Artist: Namie Amuro Misheard: Save the world Real: Say the word Song title: Dr. Artist: Namie Amuro Misheard: Please change the best in us Dr. Real: Please change is the best, save us Dr. Song title; WoWa Artist: Namie Amuro Misheard: Hump tonight, hump tonight, feel so high, feel so high, WoWa, WoWa, WoWa, WoWa Real: Hot 2nite, hot 2nite, feel so high, feel so high, WoWa, WoWa, WoWa, WoWa Poor Namie, she has a lot of misheard stuff |
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Namie Amuro/Full Moon Heard: symphony ah symphony symphony ah symphony everybody taught somebody sonna body body Real: Somebody needs somebody Somebody wants somebody Everybody talks somebody sonna Party, Party, Party, Party Namie Amuro/Can't sleep, Can't eat, I'm sick Heard: i'm sickeling im sick im sicking of you all the time Real: Can't sleep, can't eat, I'm sick I've been thinkin' of you all the time |
Ohh yay :D I like this thread :D
Koda Kumi - Black Cherry Heard: Rip my pants off Real: Turn the bass up Koda Kumi - ECSTASY Heard: Reed Black Real: Laid Back |
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She says work the middle, work the middle like I do |
COSMIC LOVE - Nana Mizuki
Heard: You know you just revealed my heart, big, FAT heart Real: You know you just revealed my heart, big, red heart |
NEXT LEVEL
I heard : hajimatteku sunatto mo real : hajimatteku START to mo |
lol namie amuro and koda kumi, queens of engrish :heart
sometimes i don't even know that they are singing in english until i read the lyrics lmfao |
utada hikaru - amai wana paint it black
misheard: i see a red DOG and i wanna paint it black real: i see a red door and i wanna paint it black |
Ayumi Hamasaki - Beautiful Fighters
Misheard: Lets fight evil burgers, lets fight evil meat Real: We are beautiful fighters, we are beautiful fight :shrug:confused Ai Otsuka: Peach Misheard: ***** Real: Peach Ami Suzuki - can't stop the DISCO Misheard: You can't stop the Disclo Real: You can't stop the DISCO |
Song title: WILD
Artist: Namie Amuro Misheard: HA-TO BII-TO I-TO SHI-TO(heartbeat eat s**t) Real: A to I to SHI to Song title: PEACH Artist: Ai Otsuka Misheard: b*t*h Real: beach |
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LOL XDDDD. I was thinking in that too!:roflmao |
Namie Amuro - WILD
misheard: whack the metal real: work the middle misheard: waist up short sleeves real: legs arms shoulders knees Namie Amuro - full moon misheard: horrible.. real: full moon.. namie amuro - cant sleep cant eat im sick misheard: if youre sick of me sick of me, stick it up me all the time real: cant sleep cant eat im sick i been thinkin bout u all the time namie amuro - violet sauce misheard: dippy in the sauce dippy in the violet sauce real: dip it in the sauce, dip it it the violet sauce. |
I still don't know the lyrics to a good portion of the tracks from Hikki's TITO...and there are no lyrics in the booklet @_@
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BoA ~ Last Christmas
Misheard: Rast Chlistmas Real: Last Christmas BoA ~ Every Heart Misheard: Every Hurt Real: Every heart (that's just plain old Engrish:laugh) Namie Amuro ~ I Wanna Show You My Love Mihseard: Hippo, Hobo Real: hip-pop, oh boy :tconfused:shrug |
alan - my stage
misheard - summer vacation, kumi vacation real - dunno. Namie Amuro - Top Secret misheard: Koda Kuu and you never can turn back real: dunno. I really don't know why I hear kumi everywhere. I don't like Kuu THAT much, lol. |
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Koda Kumi: JUICY
Misheard: You make me hot (on a plate) Real: You make me hot (and wet) |
^ LOL. I hear that too.
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Kumi's Hurry Up!!
Misheard: get a rent-boy! get a rent-boy! Real: get away boy! get away boy! |
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for top secret, i guess it should be fumikondara Never can turn back? |
FULL MOON - Namie Amuro
Real: Full Moon Misheard: Typhoo (Typhoo in the UK is a brand of tea) |
^ oh she does say typhoon :D
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ECSTASY(kumi)
real/missheard:de de de deep/chi chi chi cheat real/missheard:laid back/ravex showgirl(kumi) real/missheard:MIRAKURU/mirrorcle world come back tome(hikki) real/missheard:the rain falls/the rainbow fyi(hikki) real/missheard:NYC/am i see? dr.(namie) real/missheard : Please tell her It's important Dr/please tell how is impotent dr rock u(namie) real/missheard:let's cut up this mutha/let's go on this moo-da(mood) do me more(namie) real/missheard:do me more/demi moore ladies night(ayumi) real/missheard:???/hey you,don't go.come please them!heiiru dekiru so,you don't ever need me too,just come and please them! |
Namie Amuro - Top Secret
Top Secret, top secret that you want (Top Secret, top secret tachiwa) Top Secret, top secret no one knows (Top Secret, top secret no & off) |
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You'r guys are hilarious! AHAHAHAHA!!! |
Do As Infinity - Summer Days
misheard: seaside motels and six on the ***** real: seaside motels and sex on the beach ...:innocent idk, I heard this from a live performance of the song I found on YT. Her pronunciation isn't as bad on the actual recording, though. |
JUICY - Kuu
Misheard: You make me hot *& wet* (Ah, WANK) Real: I'm not very sure lol |
JASMINE - sad to say
misheard: my heart was almost broken, against the wall, against the wall real: Spoiler:
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anna tsuchiya:bubble trip(on what she sing,it's like bubble stript/strip)
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alan - Sora Uta
Misheard: I gotta fly away, go to UK Real: I gotta fly away, om de yu ke* *not really sure lol |
Koda Kumi - Hurry Up!
- misheard: Get a weapon! Get a weapon! :S - real: Get away boy! Get away boy! Koda Kumi - JOYFUL - misheard: And joyful, joyful la la la and joyful, joyful dream - real: And joyful, joyful la la la and joyful, joyful glee Koda Kumi - Love goes like... - misheard: And I'll make you say mmm I'm a gay - real: And I'll make you say mmm come again Namie Amuro - WILD - misheard: Do you know that even the japanese people don't think hard - real: Iu no ga nigate na japanese people don’t think hard! |
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Oh me? There's actually something I misheard everytime. And I'm bored so I post as much as I can so I have something to do. <3 TABOO [misheard:]Takusan no dreamesecetlööv [real:]Takusan no dream end&secret love show girl [misheard:]kudou baka kuru THROW ME THROW ME minna arsumare RIA UP RIA UP konya mo asa made DRIKIN DRIKIN APAMOMANNAI [real:]kodou taka buru Follow me Follow me minna atsumare Hurry up Hurry up konya mo asa made Drinking Drinking Up & Down emotion tomannai Under [misheard:]Fukaku you on me SASATE KONI TEMO mawashite ANDER Koete you on me Ima MATEMO onaji wa TASIT UNDERSTANDIRU ANDER [real:]fukaku You on me sasaete koshi ni te wo mawashite Under koete You on me ima made to onaji wa A tacit understanding under ECSTASY [misheard:]So so so crazy ni every day ONATE NOWA SO TIGHT [real:]So so so crazy ni every day ona tte no wa so tough [misheard:]You obtain my love THAT pain called the love [real:]You obtain my love The taste/pain called the love [misheard:]Reewax [real:]Laid back Sparkle [misheard:]kumikitari HAIR bakari Kogekiteki tachou misete tomite [real:]Mamori ni haira nai de Kougekiteki ni mesete mite [misheard:]Motto taidan ni Sukoshi hold on [real:]Motto daitan ni Zuuzuushii hodo rollin' [misheard:] Sekai ga mono kawaru ga noto BIITTO de [real:] Sekai ga mawaru umare kawaru SPEED de WILD [misheard:] legs, arms, shows, knees Fickers, toes, tips and helly [real:] legs, arms, shoulders, knees Fingers, tous hips and belly [misheard:] go other round madamada... [real:] go another round madamada... Dr. [misheard:] new choice, new future, must love [real:] new choice, next future, past love [misheard:] Please imaware save us doctor Please tipaware is tipotant doctor Please dimaware save us doctor Please doctor please save us doctor [real:] Please change the past save us doctor Please tell her it's important doctor Please change the past save us doctor Please doctor please save us doctor GO! GO! ~Yume no Hayasade~ [misheard:] (GO! GO!) Oh no I know [real:] (GO! GO!) Honoo no yuubisaki Butterfly [misheard:] I go on another love Tobikatsu raafly Ushukusiku, aru ga mama de aru tame Bii Bii Bii Bii bii! Narihibiku keikoku Ashita ni wa itsuwa wa watashi dakara... [real:] I got another love Tobikatsu butterfly Ushukushiku, aru ga mama de aru tame Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep! Narihibiku keikoku Ashita ni wa itsudemo wo watashi dakara... CAN'T SLEEP,CAN'T EAT,I'M SICK [misheard:] Can't sheep eat i'm sick I been tickin' you all the time [real:] Can't sleep, can't eat, I'm sick I've been thinkin' of you all the time [misheard:]Love is always fast [real:] Love is always first No [misheard:] Machi no arukeba by your friends [real:] Machi no arukeba your friends [misheard:] **** it **** it **** it [real:] Work it work it work it DRIVE ME CRAZY [misheard:] shag me now, kiss me now, hold me now [real:] shake me now, kiss me now, hold me now I think these should be enough for this time. I'll be putting more someday later. |
^ I know she sings you make me hot (& wet), then right after that she whispers something that sounds like "ah wank"
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Real lyrics go like this: I gotta fly away, tonde yuke |
Namie Amuro: Should I Love Him?
heard: sugar love him oh why not i wanna also heard: sugar love him oh my god oh my god real: Should I love him or not? or not? Namie Amuro: Should I Love Him? heard: oh no i love the pest the pest somebody tell me real: Who do I love the best? the best? Somebody tell me Namie Amuro: Heard:crush my waistline right from left to right Get so excited Baby Get mo excite My love is top secret I won't pus, So crose your eyes come and see my side if you really know about my secret, my secret real: Watch my waistline from left to right Get so excited Baby Get more excited My love is top secret I won't bite, So close your eyes Come and sit by my side If you really know about my secret, my secret |
Koda Kumi: Under
Real: Fukaku you on me Sasaete koshi ni te wo mawashita Under under under Misheard: Fukaku youni Sasaete kosher ni te wo mawashita Duh, duh, duh Real: ima made to onaji wa A tacit understanding under Misheard: ima made to onaji that geez and then say Duh, duh, duh Real: fukai nemuri ni tsuku you ni anata ni ochiteyuku Everything Misheard: fukai nemuri ni tsuku Oh boy anata ni ochiteyuku a real fee LOL I really had absolutely no idea she said "Under" in the lyrics before I read them xD Koda Kumi - Just the Way You Are Real:KAATEN no sukima kara Hikari de me ga Kyou mo sameta no Ikki ni nomihosu FURESSHU JUUSU Omoi karada Mezasu wa MY CLOSET Misheard: Garden no suki my gala Hikari damete Kyou mo samete mo Ikki ni nomihosu Fleshy Juice Omoi karada mezasu wa microset I also hear things in "Physical Thing" that I really doubt are misheard but I have to wait for the real lyrics before I find out.. For example, the last line of choruses: "A freezing cold gay", "a crazy girlfriend" |
oh I love u guys ♥ this thread makes me laugh so much
Perfume - Polyrhythm misheard: totemo va-i-gi-na real: totemo daijina ami suzuki - can't stop the disco these are just random parts misheard: hikari tsutsumu KEESU GARASU koshi kara mitsuketa FUROA ni (feed my higher) kidzuiteiru no ? HIRARI kawasu no yo KIMI to no kakehiki throw the towel no? karada yurasu BEESU GARASU koshi kara miorosu FUROA ni (be my husband) kidzuiteiru no? NIKORI warau no yo me to me no kakehiki lap top tears go konna ni mo me dollar bete aa doushite Can't stop the DISCO (time trip time ship) Come in to the DISCO, You can't fool me Can't stop beleep YOU (be my savior) Come in to the DISCO doushite Can't stop the DISCO (time trip time ship) Come in to the DISCO, You can't fool me Can't stop beleep YOU (be my savior?) Come in to the DISCO No! Not now your young drinks! real: ...... LSD Trip |
alan - Sora Uta
misheard: i can fly away, only you can Real: I can fly away, tonde yuke |
^ lol at that xD
this is not exactly misheard lyrics, but rather miheard song title: Nana Mizuki Misheard: Make you Butterfly Real: Meikyuu Butterfly |
Anna Tsuchiya
cocoon Heard: mugger Real: mug glare |
Namie's Hide & Seek
misheard: if you wanna get a real slim son...(something I don't understand) boy you gotta try to find me! real: idk... |
Devil Inside~Utada Hikaru
Misheard~They don't know I pray They don't know I cry They don't know my brother They don't know my dad Real~They don't know I burn They don't know I burn They don't know I burn They don't know I burn also: Misheard~They don't know I cry Waiting for my Dad I'm waiting for my Dad I'm waiting for my Dad Real~I'm waiting for my turn Waiting for my turn Just waiting for my turn Just waiting for my turn |
Brown Eyed Girls - Abracadabra (the last part of the song, Narsha's part)
misheard: I need chocolate real: Anincheok |
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If you wanna get the real thrill saa Let's play kakurenbo Boy You gonna try to find me forgiveness by Ayu : misheard lyrics : everyone believes real : every immoral things XD |
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Koda Kumi - Ecstasy
Misheard: Remix Real: Layed Back Something wrong with this girl if you are able to make "layed back" sound like remix". |
Namie Amuro - No
misheard: drop the panty! yeah~ real: rock the party! yeah Quote:
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^ there's adlibing in no? are you talking about the "N A M I E" part?
I'm suprised myself I got this wrong. 4minute - For Muzik Misheard: the very beginning some guy says "electronic" Real: He's actually saying "In a true". Honestly...I prefer, electronic, but since its hard to tell I'm just gonna stick with singing "electronic". |
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alan - BALLAD
misheard: lala lasso.. real: love, love song Quote:
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^ i actually...heard the same o.0
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4minute "What a girl wants":
Misheard: This is my boob story Real: This is my true story (I guess?) |
Perfume - Love the World
Misheard: Have a myspace Something Be in the tug wars Loves the world Real:Have a nice day! Be in a good mood yeh! In all the world Love the World In my defense they do have those electronic voices :P |
^ :laugh I heard "in all of the world" as "evil tampons!" and I know I wasn't the only one who heard that!
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Namie Amuro ~ ALARM
Real: Shake your booty? Misheard: Kick your booty |
^ Kick your booty is actually correct. Actually it's supposed to be "my" not "your" but yeah.
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Thanx!
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Ayumi Hamasaki - Sunrise ~LOVE is ALL~
Real: Motto ookii na koi de Misheard: Motto ookii na toilet (:thud) Namie Amuro - Top Secret Real: I wanna test you tonight Misheard: I wanna taste you tonight |
^ Aren't the real lyrics for Top Secret "I wanna taste you tonight" instead? o.o
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^Wouldn't surprise me.
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Song: Physical thing by KODA KUMI
Heard: "A physi-coffee, a physi-coffee" Real: "A physical thing, a physical thing" |
^I heard "physical day" :)
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Namire Amuro: Hide & Seek heard: six step into the four shake shake it on the four bounce bake bake into the four shake shake it on the four hide and seek oh one two step ummm real: Step, Step into the floor Shake, Shake on the floor Bounce, Bounce, Bounce, Bounce Take, Take it to the floor Shake, Shake on the floor Hide & Seek, Ah 1 2 Step C'mon |
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Obsessed: Mariah Carey Real: IDK Misheard: Gotcha all fired up with your nipple ring complex. |
Lick me <3 and ECSTASY are full of misheard lyrics for me :D
Lick Me <3 Misheard: Everything alright on your face Real: .. no idea? Someone tell me :P ECSTASY Misheard: Ride on time with the ecstasy, bottom's up bottom's up. Real: Ride on time ECSTASY ga burnin' up, burnin' up. Misheard: Look who's back oh dee-dee-dee-deep Real: *something Japanese* De de de deep. Misheard: So so so sexy ni everyname I like a honey bee Real: no idea |
^ I think for Lick me <3 it's "Everything alright don't be afraid."
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LOL for Physical thing, I misheard it was "Physical thang"
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Ami Suzuki - alone in my room
Misheard: I don't wanna be Real: Alone on the beach |
lol its all so funny. there's toooons of engrish in namie's do me more. There was a video for it on youtube but its taken down. its so funny! lol I wonder if I can find it anywhere else.
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(Thanks Mark!) ECSTASY ~ Koda Kumi Real: De-de-de-deep What he misheard: *he thought my iPod was crashing down!* NONASIAN: Utada ~ Easy Breezy Real; IDK Misheard: Do you wrestle to hide the fact that your lonely Some song by Guns n Roses: Real: Bring you to your knees knees knees Misheard: Ladidadidadidadida trees trees trees |
there shud seriously be a misheard lyrics thread in the general music chat section
EDIT: Namie Amuro - Dr. Misheard: grandma last switch dr. kronos Real: grant my last wish dr. kronos |
misono- Cat's Eye
misheard: Magic pray is dancing real: Magic play is dancing |
Utada Old songs~
Utada Hikaru - Movin' On Without You misheard: Nothing gonna stab me, Only you can stab me real: Nothing gonna stop me, Only you can stop me Utada Hikaru - Sakura DROPS misheard: kore ga saigo no Rope Break real: kore ga saigo no Heartbreak Utada Hikaru - Keep Tryin' misheard: oyome-san, keep frying frying real: oyome-san, keep trying trying |
For Muzik - 4minute
Real: "I'm tell about it for you" Misheard: "I'm telling Barry for you" |
Namie Amuro - Put 'Em Up
misheard: ****! ****! ****! real: put em up! put em up! put em up! Namie Amuro - SO CRAZY misheard: though just bleach real: Thought it's juss foolish Namie Amuro - WoWa misheard: I can raise your mind real: i can read your mind |
^what's in all the stars? I can't figure it out.
Boa - Energetic Misheard: Pump it up, so energetic. Real: I'm feeling so energetic. seriously, I wanted to sing to this song right so I look up hte lyrics today and just so happens I've been singing them wrong the whole time. wow.... |
Namie - Break the rules
Misheard : Lets break the loos Real: Lets break the rules. |
^ I Love how Namie doesn't even try to say Rules. She just goes Lules. Haha
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Wild
pegs, arms, shoulders please, famous stars hips and belly. legs arms shoulders knees, fingers toes hips and belly. Wild I think is the most misunderstood song ever! XD |
Yes :D I totally didn't understand anything the first times I heard Wild.
BUT "please, famous stars" that's so funny Cant stop laughingXD cool:D |
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Namie Amuro - WoWa misheard: ukanai kao shita Boys and Girls naa naa joutai in da crab real: ukanai kao shita Boys and Girls naa naa joutai in da club |
Namie Amuro - ROCK STEADY
Misheard: Tooey Tooey Tooey Real: do it do it do it :thud |
Ayumi Hamasaki - Real Me
misheard: a women could be like a lan real: a women could be like a nun |
damn I keep amazing myself with all the wrong lyrics I pick up.
Perfume - Night Flight Misheard: Hop on this flight. Real: Have a nice flight. Namie - Dr. Misheard: Amazing Dr. Real: I miss him Dr. Misheard: Please, change is the best, save us Dr. Real: Please, change the past, save us Dr. Misheard: Please, tell us how it's important Dr. Real: Please, tell her it's important Dr. |
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Tons of Nana...
Nana Mizuki - Dear Dream Misheard:I'll dance GOGO Real: *japanese* GO!GO! Nana Mizuki - Faith Misheard: I feel my face Real: I feel my faith Nana Mizuki - Dancing in the velvet moon Misheard: Can you do? Real: candoru(candle) Nana Mizuki - MARIA & JOKER Misheard: Kiss my son in the lights Real: *japanese* lights Misheard: I kill myself Real: I feel myself(?) Misheard: Because you are not online Real: Because you are not alone(??) Misheard: Oh GOOOOOOOOOD which am I? Angel or deaf? Real: Oh GOOOOOOOOOD which am I? Angel or devil? Nana Mizuki - Zankou no Gaia Misheard: I sweats Real: I swears Nana Mizuki - Etsuraku Camellia Misheard: Onanie Onanie(like in...self love xD have to keep this fitting for younger people xD) Real: something japanese? Nana Mizuki - ray of change Misheard:Give me your phone card Real:??? Misheard: Who is dance? Real:??? Misheard: Kill me! Real:??? |
Namie Amuro:
Dip it in the sauce, Dip it in the sauce, Dip it in the violent sauce. Real: Dip it in the sauce, Dip it in the sauce, Dip it in the violet sauce. Also in I'll Jump I hear "lick me out" but I don't know what the original lyrics are. O_o |
Boa - Rock With You
0:00-0:05 real lyrics: Hey, Hey get it up You try this, gonna make you hot misheard lyrics: hey hey Cadillac Your child is gonna make you hot :D |
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the beginning of Body feels EXIT is clearly: |
Garnet Crow
"Picture of World" Real lyrics: Ichimai no POSUTA(poster) What I heard: Ichimai no PORN STAR |
I'm pretty sure these are the real lyrics for kuus trust your love (english version) |
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In Namie Amuro's Say the Word, instead of the title, I totally hear "Save the WHALE!"... D: And there are many times I've really misheard Kumi, lol. Can't think of any right now though. |
G-Dragon - She's Gone
Misheard: Oh She's not there. Real: Oh She's gone yeah. |
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