funniest/weirdest song title
 

i laughed so hard when i know Chihiro Onitsuka has a song called "Dining Chicken" :thud and the worst part, it is a BALLAD!

hitomi has an interlude called L'utero and in Italian, it means vagina, I was like, wtf when i know that

:roflmao

oh I have came across some weird song titles , Seb

let's see

Anna Tsuchiya's Cockroach ; LMAO who can forget that xD

Tegomass's Cheetah, Gorilla, Orangutan ; :roflmao :roflmao

yes I literally went O_O when I saw that title in their upcoming 1st mini album Tegomass no Ai

BREAKERZ's Birdman ; wtf's that o.o

DAIGO☆STARDUST's The space toy ; same title as his debut album

Yusuke's Lion ; the song's nice but I had that o.o feeling when I saw it

I add somemore in due time xD

Kanjani8 - Wahaha.
ke$ha : tik tok, Blah Blah Blah, Animal, Dinosaur

LOL the title you all mentioned are really weird XD

I always thought namie's "cant' sleep can't eat i'm sick" is very weird and random for a title too

Hanya Fruit Punch has a song called "Onara hazukashikunai yo" which means something like "Your farts are not embarrassing" or "Don't be ashamed of your fart".

WTF?

Julia Matsuda - Heavy S**t Ass

I literally laughed out loud when I saw the title of that song on her GOLD album. xD

Gackt - Todokanai Ai to Shitte Ita no ni Osae Kirezu ni Ai Shitsuzuketa...

It's weird to put a long title like that...

The Yellow Monkey - Sexless Desu
Otsuka Ai - Ramen 3 pun kukkinggu
GLAY - Wet Dream :laugh

I swear Ai Otsuka has a lot of weird/wtf song titles.

:laugh

some that I have come across

boku no naka ni aru boku janai BOKU dake no BOKU to boku - BeForU
just way too ridiculously long...

DuDiDuWa#lalala
Leave me hell alone
Dirty Boots
I Deal Forest
PIGEON-the green-ey'd monster
seduce
Virgin's High!

there's also an I've Sound song called **** ME
X_X
I've sound has a lot of weird titles...

I don't really come across many funny or weird song titles... The only ones that caught my eye was by Ai Otsuka:

Ramen 3pun cooking
:laugh

The GazettE - Silly God Disco
that always had me wonderin wth?

also they have an EP called:

Spermargarita

idk jrock bands always have wierd names. especially more Indie ones

ayumi - step you
anna tsuchiya - virgin cat
Super Junior - Cooking? Cooking!
Namie Amuro - WoWa

long japanese titles
B'z - 愛のままにわがままに僕は君だけを傷つけない
the gazette - 大日本異端芸者的脳味噌逆回転絶叫音源集
Dbsk - どうして君を好きになってしまったんだろう?

In the thread about weird album covers made some time ago, there was an album called "Hell Me Why" jajajja, kinda funny engrish title

There are some weird titles out there :laugh

Fatima - Candy Strippers (but it such an awesomely wierd song)

Ayabie - Cubic [L/R] ock (it took me forevers to figure this out. im so slow)

Seether - Burrito
Named it after Ozzy on an episode of the Ousbornes, he was like I want a ****ing burrito.
:laugh

Eiko Shimamiya - Mosquito
a really elegant and beautiful song. named after an annoying bloodthirsty insect.

Ayumi Hamasaki - Are You Wake Up?
o_O

HALCALI - Strawberry Chips
always makes me think of strawberry flavoured potato chips

Hajime Chitose - Kyooryuu no Egaki Gata
"How to paint a dinosaur". Totally gorgeous, one of my favourites from her. Nooo idea what the lyrics are about.

Bonnie Pink - Get In My Hair
"why do you get in my hair, when im trying to wash you away, why do you still get in my hair, do you want me to live on air?"
WHAT?

Atari Kousuke - moontail
Oh yeah?

also, misono has a bunch of really long and weird titles.
Lovely♥Cat's Eye ~Neko wa Kotatsu de Maruku Naranai no Maki~ (cat snuggling under the kotatsu version)
Ojiichankko Obaachankko Hinatabokko (おじぃちゃんっこ おばぁちゃんっこ ひなたぼっ子; Grandpa and Grandma Sunbathing)
Kyuukon ~Yaruki, Genki, Sono Ki no Nekko~ (球魂 ～やる気・元気・その木の根っこ～; Soul Spheres ~Motivation, Energy, Root of a Tree~)
?cm
Shuuten ~Kimi no Ude no Naka~ (終点～君の腕の中～; Terminal ~Within Your Arms~) (is that like...an airplane terminal? or more like, youre dying terminal?)
Gerende ga Tokeruhodo Koishitai (ゲレンデがとけるほど恋したい; I Want to Fall in Love By the Ski Slopes)

what a weirdo!

I saw that episode! I laughed so hard :laugh

M.I.A. - Paper Planes (Holy ***k remix) <-- I love that title, for some reason. But it's funny. xD

Not Japanese, but this group from Hong Kong called my little airport has the weirdest song titles I've seen yet.

Here are my favorites -
- i don't know how to download good AV like iris does
- when the party is over, i miss my dear porn star
- edward, had you ever thought that the end of the world would come on 20.9.01?
- when i listen to the field mice
- the OK thing to do on sunday afternoon is to toddle in the zoo
- leo, are you still jumping out of windows in expensive clothes?

I mean seriously it's just so random haha

I almost forgot that BREAKERZ has other weird song titles

like CHICKEN RACE :roflmao

???? that's crazy. I can feel ashamed just on pronuncing it

Gimmie a <the bad word that starts with F> Me by DJ Kaya & DJ Kousuke and My Sweet Banana by Go-Go Girls.

:roflmao!

I can't think of any right now.. but a both weird and amazing song tittle is Ai's "U-Boat" - that's just hilarious xD

hmm, no1's mentioned olivia so far... god only knows what she was on when she came up with these...

color of your spoon

grapefruit tea

internal bleeding strawberry

lettuce garden

pass me the sugar

SpidERZpins

sugarbloodsuckers

026unconscious333

57StoЯM03

...not to mention her e.p titles...

merry&hell go round
comatose bunny butcher
the return of the chlorophyll bunny

^ ah yes OLIVIA has some of the strangest song titles around o.o

TrinkaTrinka's funky though xD

Nami Tamaki - Zero no Sora
SINC WHEN HAS THERE BEEN Zero no Sora?

SADS - Porno Star


yeah :laugh

Anna Tsuchiya - Brave vibration

was just listening to this & then ta da

Otsuka Ai- High Sodium Dark-Haired Roasted Cow Tongue For 735 Yen
Cat With A Balloon
Goldfish Fireworks

Ayu - my name's WOMEN.

It's annoying how it's spelt in a wrong way. I want to correct the title all the time but then I know that it's the right form for the song. :D

ooh yes talking about ayumi , song titles wise

- Are You Wake Up ? ; LOL LOL LOL

- STEP you ; can you imagine if she uses the F word instead of Step ? D:

- Load of the SHUGYO

- Pieces of SEVEN ; ??? what's that supposed to mean ? o.o

- Bold & Delicious

- Catcher In The Light

- Humming 7/4

- opening Run ; -_-

- Heartplace

- kiss o' kill

yeah that should be it but I want to stress that those are good songs/interludes of her even though the song titles can make people stumped

^ Load of the SHUGYO makes me think of something else ;)

**** you would be awful

Pieces of SEVEN are Pieces of EIGHT with one stolen :laugh

:laugh

I still don't know what's up with Load of the SHUGYO , it's just so o_O on every single level but it's a good interlude instrumental piece I have to admit

ROFL. I know. But Load of the SHUGYO sounds wrong (look ap the part underlined)

I don't find Heartplace that weird as a song title, but english isn't my native language so I won't say anything else.

And how can I forget the song titles of Ai Otsuka? :D She really has weird song titles sometimes. But maybe I'm able to remember her better because of that. :>

I've reminded some. From...
Tohoshinki, ofc.

Kiss The Baby Sky
Beautiful you
Love in the Ice
Box in the ship
Day Moon
O
...a-aha.

I think IMALU - mashed potato is such a funny title, but the song is awesome. :rofl

Pieces of Seven was something in the Pirates of the Caribbean, so maybe it's something to reference pirates? I dunno, since I recall that the pirates were also confused by what "Pieces of Seven" were.

to be honest heartplace sounds frickin weird to me as a native speaker.. :shrug

but hsienko got it right with the best otuka ai title - High Sodium Dark-Haired Roasted Cow Tongue For 735 Yen :yes

the uterus/womb is not not exactly the vagina.

Uhm weird titles...
Cut Me Free - OLIVIA, is strange XDDD
Trinka Trinka too

SWALLOWTAIL ON THE DEATH VALLEY - the GazettE

Chu Chu Lovely Muni Muni Mura Mura Purin Purin Boron Nurururerorero - Maximum The Hormone

Rei Rei Rei Rei Rei Rei Rei Rei Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma - Maximum The Hormone

CRAZY TITLES XDD

^ yep, trinka trinka is ... wtf, but what's so strange about cut me free? she's just tied up and wants someone to cut her loose :shrug

lol funny thread :laugh

TOHOSHINKI - Kiss The Baby Sky

toddlers are falling from the sky omg

Mika Nakashima - MY SUGAR CAT

delicious cat :3

Maximun the Hormone - Johnny.Mamamiya.California ~Johnny Tetsu Pipe II~

lolwut

thanks for clearing! but it's still weird to name a song with an organ :tired

And the award for the most dramatic title goes to...
2AM - 죽어도 못 보내(I can't let you go even if I die)
oh yeah.

NEWS's Lady Spider & MOLA

self explained but both songs are really good , especially Lady Spider

I'll make a song called Lady Mosquito next time :roflmao

I just have to say that Dining Chicken is an AMAZING song and the title is based on Daisy from Girl, Interrupted.

Anyway, I think everyone pretty much has all the strange titles. I did see a song called "I Did Yo Boyfriend" by this one singer XD So strange.

Riskay - Smell Yo D*ck

made me LMAO

there is even a music video

^ can't stop laughing :roflmao
I have to seriously go find that now

abingdon boys school - PINEAPPLE ARMY
THE CANDY SPOOKY THEATRE - Murder Factory In The Closet
Bleach - 右も左も支配する頭は今日も肉を食いヨダレを垂らす。(The Head That Controls Both Right and Left Sides Eats Meat and Slobbers Even Today.)
Draco and The Malfoys - In Which I Kick Harry Potter In The Face

:roflmao

:yes on PINEAPPLE ARMY by abs too xD

most of Tegomass's songs have funny titles as well . Chocolate anyone ? :laugh

I thought U-boat was strange too xD why did she make a song about a german military submarine?

^ lol she's the same person that have wrote/sang about beef cow tongue , ramen being cooked in 3 mins & etc -_-'''

oh yes I almost forgot but NEWS has this song called Smile Maker in their colour album

what's that supposed to mean ? you can make a smile ? O_O :laugh

BREAKERZ has really funny song titles too

like CHICKEN RACE , Birdman

don't know what was DAIGO thinking when he wrote them -_-

I came in here to post the same thing LOL

Claaziquai Project - Coming at me to Disco
Namie Amuro - Can't Sleep, Can't Eat, I'm Sick
Dazzle Vision - Not try to fry

i've seen plenty. but one that comes to mind is: Rape Me - Nirvana. it's not asian but that title made me lol.

:roflmao

Jewel's Break Me came into my mind when I saw this haha

Namie Amuro - body feels exit
Mayu Nakazawa - Funky Flushin'
BUGY CRAXONE - Lucy's Donuts
HNC - Girls Dont Cry (f**cked up by TBA)

omg Spangle Call Lilli Line has a ton of songs I just...don't even know what the songs are called lol "rrr" "B" "ff wave length gg" "sss* urp...?" those are all songs...

hitomitoi - Mangosteeeen! lol

Am I the only one who thinks of defecation with this?

Really, I do try hard, but I just don't find any other logical meaning to it. And is not a nice picture to see Namie on.

lol I forgot to add this

Koda Kumi's Cherry Girl , Lick me X_X

Goto Maki - SOME BOYS! TOUCH
Tommy heavenly6 - My bloody knee-high-socks

XD

Tommy february6 - ChOOSe mE or Die
Shiina Ringo - Bathroom
Shiina Ringo - Σ
Saori@destiny - WOW WAR TECHNO
Saori@destiny - chemical soda
MEG - KITTENISH
Leah Dizon - BxKxRxxx
KOKIA - ?
Aira Mitsuki - Every night heartfull music song
Becky♪♯ - Techno Cat
Chihiro Onitsuka - Tiger in my Love
Hitomi Yaida - Tea-time

Yea, that's always my first thought, and then I correct myself that it's supposed to be "excited". LOL

How about Gackt's "Papa lapped a pap lopped"? Still have no clue what that's supposed to be.

:roflmao

what's that really ? is that some sorta tongue twister

for me , I find that Kuroki Meisa's SHOCK -Unmei- is weird

like what ?

^ I think it was meant to be something sexual and perverted. Papa lapped (licked) a pap (a woman's down there area) lopped (shaved/bald), is what I managed to get. It fits in with the content of the song's lyrics.

just came in today

UVERworld's Closed Poker , Wanna Be Brilliant & Barrel

sorry but what's Closed Poker ? O_O

Anushka Manchanda - Oh Sexy Mama

It's actually an Indian song. Good song, but the title makes me LOL. xD

how can I forgot WANT ME WANT ME by Namie? :laugh :laugh :laugh

Amano tsukiko-Hakase to Kujaku (PhDs and Peacocks)I just think it sounds strange xD

haha that's called weird/funny ar , Seb ?

I find it nothing wrong leh

Cherry Girl has a meaning in english: it's colloquial for "virgin".
That fits perfectly to the lyrics.^^

^ LMAO too much info , Marika xD xD xD xD

anyway , these song titles are taken from Suga Shikao's upcoming 10th album FUNKASTiC

- Funkagelion

- Tomato to Uso to Sentouki (Tomato And Aircraft Lie) ; massive LMAO on this :roflmao :roflmao

- Taifuu wa Hokuhokutou Shinro wo Kae (The Typhoon Changes The Course Into The North-Northeast)

:roflmao:roflmao:roflmao

Sometimes it's better to stay unaware. :laugh

:roflmao *chortles yes xD

ok now in future if I listen to Cherry Girl , I will remember that remark that you made hoho :laugh xD

NEWS:

weeek (wtf lol)
TEPPEN (is that a food or something)

Tegomassu:

Miso Soup; yeah you will know why it's titled like this when you listen to the song, but still!

TVXQ:

ZION (hmm)

^ LOL

weeeek - I don't think you know this Jun Xiang but the song was written/composed by GReeeeN , that's why it was up with the 4 'e's

the song is basically the group singing on what they do from Mon to Sun so yeah

TEPPEN - HAHA it means Top in Japanese xD

oh yeah somemore ...

V6's SILENT GALAXY

O_O

ai otsuka's kuroge wagyu joshio tanyaki 680 yen's single,all track name really odd

01. Kuroge Wagyuu Joshio Tanyaki 680 Yen
02. Maguro Chuutoro 300 Yen (Midoriiro)
03. Tsukune 70 Yen (not only the title,the song also odd)

and also M-Flo,they always made weird title:
-luvotomy
-sound boy thriller
-tripod baby
-cosmic night run
-reeewind
etc...

EDIT: Oh wow, I posted in the wrong topic haha whoops~

ANYWAY, no more strange titles for me, I'll search more.

Koda Kumi - GO WAY!!
Lee Hyori - P. P. P (Punky Punky Party)

Err... Awkward titles.

somemore ...

DAIGO STARDUST's D TRANCE ; I don't know what the D in here stands for , probably DAIGO ? :laugh

V6's Air

BREAKERZ's Smile in Tears , Day Soldier , SUGAR BABY

- ARASHI's Crazy Moon ~Kimi wa Muteki~ ; what's so crazy about the moon ? xD

Also their fantastic B-side Tokike Jikake no Umbrella too

- Kanon Wakeshima's sweet ticket

- YUI's Swing of Lie

- kalafina - Te to Te to Me to Me (i'm a bit confusing to remember this one
- hitomi shimatani - ame no hi ni wa ame no naka wa,kaze no hi ni wa kaze no naka wa (too long to write it on romaji)
- hitomi shimatani - Z!Z!Z!-Zip!Zap!Zipangu!- (i never remember the real words for this)
- aya kamiki - W-B-X ~W-Boiled Extreme~

YUI

- Tomorrow's way
- Highway chance ; ???

Kanjani8

- Wahaha ; :roflmao :roflmao
- Musekinin Hero
- Osaka Obachan Rock ; LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL this never fails to crack me up

Dir en Grey - Agitated Screams of Maggots
Ken Hirai - Strawberry Sex

Oh, how could I forget hide?? That man had the weirdest song titles.

Just a few...

Space Monkey Punks from Japan
Pink Cloud Assembly
Psychommunity Exit
Electric Cucumber
LEMONed I Scream
Frozen Bug
Fish Scratch Fever

Dir en grey - The Domestic ********r Family
Hyori - P. P. P (Punky Punky Party)
Mizrock - U・Ba☆Bang!Bang!

Lee Hyori - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

wow, chitty is actually a term which is for people who is Indian + Malay in Malaysia :innocent

chitty chitty bang bang is also a film

I used to love that movie as a young kid.♥
"toot sweets, toot sweets."

Acid Black Cherry

- cord name [JUSTICE] ; ???
- I'm not a ghost ; :roflmao :roflmao
- Murder Licence
- Bit Stupid ; LOLLLLL

lol this thread made me laugh.
i thought otsuka ai has mostly weird song titles hehehe.

3/4 of Maximum the hormone songs XD