Source: 浜崎あゆみトーク集
(Hamasaki Ayumi Talk Collection)
Please do not redistribute these translations. I did these specifically for AHS members.
Translated by devilayu of Ayumi Hamasaki Sekai (AHSForum.com).
If you notice any typos, mistranslations, skipped lines, etc., do not hesitate to PM me.
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1998年
▼HEY!×3(Trust)

Hamada: Here's Ayumi Hamasaki-san.
Ayu: Hello.
Matsumoto: Hamasaki-san, this is your second time. Last time, you talked about how you loitered around Shinjuku.
Hamada: What you saw there.
Ayu: No, please listen to me.
Hamada: No.
Ayu: (laugh)
Matsumoto: Sorry, I won't either.
Ayu: (laugh)
Hamada: What?
Ayu: Please listen.
Hamada: Nooo.
Ayu: (laugh)
Hamada: What should we do?
Matsumoto: Is it interesting?
Ayu: Umm, it's cute.
Matsumoto: Cute? Does it have to do with me?
Ayu: No (laugh)
Matsumoto: (laugh)
Hamada: What is it?
Ayu: Um, I own tropical fish.
Hamada: Ok.
Ayu: Recently, when I go home, I talk to the dog, you know.
Hamada & Matsumoto: ...
Ayu: Huh? (laugh)
Matsumoto: Uh, do you have your insurance card today?
Ayu: (laugh)
Matsumoto: There's a hospital...
Hamada: There's a large hospital right out there, how about you go?
Ayu: What? Dogs talk. When I say, "I'm home," they say, "Uu ha ha (like a dog)"
Matsumoto: They don't talk.
Ayu: (laugh)
Matsumoto: You talk to dogs?
Ayu: Yes. I wondered if fish talk, too, so I spoke to them.
Matsumoto: Tropical fish?
Ayu: Yes.
Hamada: Do they talk?
Ayu: Well, when I walk through my front door, the fish tank is right there.
Hamada: Ok.
Ayu: They jump.
Hamada: Oh?
Matsumoto: When you come home?
Ayu: Like, there's a splash.
Matsumoto: They say, "It's Ayumi Hamasaki."
Ayu: They say, "Welcome back."
Hamada: What kind of confirmation is that?
Ayu: They always jump. Well, recently I come home in the middle of the night and I can see them jumping when I look at the fish tank. Recently, it was clouded up. The tank's like 2 meters long.
Matsumoto: Eh?
Ayu: Completely white, like it's steamed up. I was like, "What?" and it was hot to the touch. It was hot water.
Guests: Ehh?
Ayu: The fish looked sluggish, it's true.
Matsumoto: Why was it hot?
Ayu: The tank's fuse jumped (came off).
Hamada: The fuse.
Ayu: Yeah, so the tank's cooler was cut off.
Matsumoto: Do they usually have coolers?
Ayu: Yes, since it's summer, but it was cut off...
Matsumoto: They became boiled fish.
Ayu: Yes, it was dangerous.
Matsumoto: Did they die?
Ayu: Yes.
Hamada: Waitasec, didn't you say this was a cute story?
Ayu: Yah, talking about dogs and fish is cute.
Hamada: Well, that was over a while ago.
Ayu: (laugh)
Matsumoto: That's why we're telling your manager a big hospital is around.
Ayu: (laugh)
Matsumoto: Get your insurance card and get your head checked properly by a nurse.
Ayu: (laugh)
Matsumoto: Ask for an electro-cardiogram and the CT scanner will check you out. There's probably a stag beetle in there.
Ayu: (laugh)
Matsumoto: It probably cut off your brain. You should get it out, it's an urgent matter.
Ayu: Ok.
Matsumoto: Probably ate into your cerebellum.
Ayu: I'll drop by.
Hamada: Then, time to sing.
Ayu: Yes, I'll sing.
Hamada: After singing, go to the hospital.
Ayu: Ok, I will.

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