I have three, and they're all from the Queen of Hip Pop:
No:
Misheard- "How about some sweet b!tch?"
Actual- "How about some sweet peach?"
ALARM:
Misheard- "Tick the lady, tick the baby"
Actual- "Tick tack lady, tick tack baby"
Want Me, Want Me:
Misheard- "Take it suru futari wa like it perfect"
Actual- "Tekozuru futari wa like a virgin"
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Misheard- "I am a hoochy, la la poppy coochie"
Actual- "I am oochie, la la poppin coochie"
To this day, I still can't believe she called herself a "poppin coochie"
