"'Hey You', the yawn-tsunami of global consciousness that Madonna wrote for Live Earth last July."
Haha

Sorry, but I really have to agree with that one.
Good review. But I'd hardly call her a "leather-cop dominatrix". That title belongs to Namie. I'm still not sold on buying it though. I'll need to hear more than 4 Minutes (Excellent) and Candy Shop (Wretched) before I know if it deserves my purchase.