^I just wondered what Downtown has to say to Tegoshi to make him change his hairstyle. Calling him "girly" doesn't seem to work, so how about this.
Hamada: You look so manly.
Matsumoto: Yes, only a few more muscles and you'll look like a man.
Tegoshi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
As for YamaPi, I don't know what would work. Maybe the MS co-hostess ignoring him.
Call me crazy, but his hairstyle didn't look that bad when in motion in the "Koi no AB0" PV. Perhaps it's the low quality, though, and the fact that he didn't seem to get that much screen time.