^Tsuyoshi allegedly shouted "What's wrong with being naked!?" to the police lol. Tsuyoshi looks so innocent though, I can't see him doing something like this.
And I agree with Sunshine. I definitely wouldn't turn him into the police! But what if you took Tsuyoshi in, gave him some clothes and waited for him to sober up? The police can't arrest you for something like that?
If this situation went that way, I can totally see the news:
"Kusanagi Tsuyoshi of SMAP! was seen naked and under the influence of alcohol last night. A woman took him in and allowed him stay with her until morning when he was sober. Police believe the woman may have taken advantage of him during the time he was under the influence. Further information on this matter has not yet been released."