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OMG!

Just when things appeared to have settled down after Kusanagi Tsuyoshi's arrest for public indecency, Tokyo Sports reports someone caught the whole thing on video.

According to a Johnny's insider, "They were told there was no video of the incident when, in fact, someone in the area had filmed it and that person may even leak it. Both Kusanagi and Johnny's are terrified."

The alleged video shows a naked and indignant Kusanagi asking the now infamous question heard round the world, "What's wrong with being naked?" (now in t-shirt form! order today!) With the owner having filmed the entire incident, things could get really ugly. Kusanagi's seen cursing out the policemen and flailing about in a display "not at all worthy of pity." There are worries that if the video gets out, all the sympathy the public had for Kusanagi will disappear.
I dunno about that but, ohhh, the second-hand embarrassment. D:

So, if the jimusho knows about it, what have they done to stop the footage from leaking? Naturally they contacted the owner and offered to buy the video.
Hehe, I would like to know the proposed figure. How much is it worth?

Anyway, the owner was all ka-ching! show me the money!, and they had a deal! Johnny is winnar!

Except, not really! I lied. Johnny is fail because the owner got mad at the jimusho's "everything can be solved with money" attitude and turned them down.
Ruh roh!

As result, the owner just might make it public or give it to the media.
If the vid is real and the owner really wanted to stick it to The Man, he/she'd let it loose on the internet (preferably pixelated).

When will this all end! O:

cr;; UWASKO @ LJ.