[wildconnetta]

BoA - This Is Who I Am

Real: Oh yeah no watashi no change
Misheard: Oh yeah you know I need change

BoA - fallin'
Real: fallin' fallin' fallin' in love
Misheard: fallin' fallin' fallin' in dung

Koda Kumi - Cherry Girl
Real: Dunno
Misheard: Every other breast you try to grow

Koda Kumi - Under
Real: Under under under under
Misheard: Der der der der

Namie Amuro - FAST CAR
Real: Let me drive you down the love street
Misheard: Let me drive you down the wrong street

Namie Amuro - WILD
Real: Work the middle work the middle work the middle like I do
Misheard: Watermelon watermelon watermelon like I do/Whack the metal whack the metal whack the metal like I do

Namie Amuro - Dr.
Real: Back to the future (?)
Misheard: Pasto fuiuchaa