"Dear Chi-san,
Put down the comic books and Tori Amos albums, put some shoes on and get outside and get some fresh air and sunshine before you drive yourself half crazy. Again.
Watch the weight thing. You're cute even when you're skinny, but there might be a limit. Do they sell Cheetos in Japan? Try some. I eat them all the time.
You're at the age you should be thinking about marriage. I think you need a nice American husband.
Email me. "
i LOLed so hard when i saw this comment in one of the video in youtube