Another story~ I'm trying to be funny here, but I don't think I succeeded
Spoiler:

Okay, I'm ready for any question!! Haaa~i!!

My favorite color? Uhhhh................

What?! Do I
have to pick a favorite?! THERE'S SO MANY COLORS!!!! BRAIN OVERLOAD!!!!!!!!

*please wait for brain to reload.*

So, like, what's my favorite color, right? Okay, so it's like this...

I like them alllll cuz when ya put 'em together...it goes BOOM, like...BOOOOOM!!

*awkward silence* .........................................

Why did everyone go quiet...??? Fine...I'll unleash my secret weapon that will render you speechless AND motionless!!!!

...feel the wrath of my increbible B.O.!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
We'll be ending this show early, folks...AHHHH NOOO DON'T COME ANY CLOSER--
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
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Aaah, sorry, I was bored (^_^);;;;;