1. Fan: "Hello Ayu! Please come to (foreign country)!"
AU Ayu's response: *tips head back and laughs* NEVER! Now go buy all the 596867933 versions of my next single. BUY PUPPET BUY!
2. Yochan: "Ayu, I've decided to retire and become a clown for children's birthday parties."
AU Ayu's response: *sigh* Yochan, we've been over this. How many times do I have to tell you that the sight of you frightens small children?
3. Shuya: "OMG PINO AND PAPIKO JUMPED OFF THE STAGE!"
AU Ayu's response: *whistles innocently and pushes down the springboards by the mike stands*
4. ZIN's monkey: "Ayu, will you marry me?"
AU Ayu's response: OMG YES! YES! I DO!
5. Normal Ayu: "Yaaaay time to go get my nails done!!"
AU Ayu's response: "Time to get the claws groomed again *sigh*... someone bring the woodsaw."
6. Ayu Hater: "Ayumi Hamasucki you suck omg."
AU Ayu's response: LOOK! It's Koda Kumi inside a fishbowl! (Hater: *looks away* Where?) *sticks high heeled shoe up hater's backdoor and go buys another pair*
7. Max: "Ayu, you're fired!"
AU Ayu's response: "About ****ing time! I've been trying to get kicked out of this dump since MY STORY" *jumps in car and drives off* " I'M FREE! I'M FREE!"
8. You (the member): ... I love you. O_O You are GOD!
AU Ayu's response: God's hungry. Go get me some of that kiwi **** everyone's been making a big deal about.
LOL, I know I'm so lame.
