1. Fan: "Hello Ayu! Please come to Malaysia!"
AU Ayu's response:
Of course! I'll live there forever
2. Yochan: "Ayu, I've decided to retire and become a clown for children's birthday parties."
AU Ayu's response:
Good for you. Now, just get off of my eyes! I hate clowns!
3. Shuya: "OMG PINO AND PAPIKO JUMPED OFF THE STAGE!"
AU Ayu's response:
Reli? So what??!
4. ZIN's monkey: "Ayu, will you marry me?"
AU Ayu's response:
Nah.. I hate monkeys...
5. Normal Ayu: "Yaaaay time to go get my nails done!!"
AU Ayu's response:
Forget it. *pulled off her nails*
6. Ayu Hater: "Ayumi Hamasucki you suck omg."
AU Ayu's response :
No!!!!!!! I'm gonna kill myself!!
7. Max: "Ayu, you're fired!"
AU Ayu's response:
YAY!!!!!
8. You (the member): Will you move out your house in Tokyo and move in to my house in Malaysia?
AU Ayu's response:
Hell yeah!! Let's go now 