1. Fan: "Hello Ayu! Please come to Indonesia!"
AU Ayu's response:
...That country existed ? 
2. Yochan: "Ayu, I've decided to retire and become a clown for children's birthday parties."
AU Ayu's response:
Luckily it's not my child 
3. Shuya: "OMG PINO AND PAPIKO JUMPED OFF THE STAGE!"
AU Ayu's response:
they're the free gifts for TA today anyway~~
4. ZIN's monkey: "Ayu, will you marry me?"
AU Ayu's response:
Sorry, I've dated Subaru's pink hair
5. Normal Ayu: "Yaaaay time to go get my nails done!!"
AU Ayu's response:
I really wanna fry my nails
6. Ayu Hater: "Ayumi Hamasucki you suck omg."
AU Ayu's response:
You're just jealous of my money, want some ?
7. Max: "Ayu, you're fired!"
AU Ayu's response:
OMG YES!!! Time to make my own company, AYU TRAX !!!
8. You (the member): Ayu, this is daddy!!
AU Ayu's response:
Noooo dad is a teddy bear !!!