1. Fan: "Hello Ayu! Please come to (foreign country)!"
AU Ayu's response:
DO NOT LOOK ME IN THE FACE!!! DIE PEASANT!!! FEAR MEEEEEEE!!
2. Yochan: "Ayu, I've decided to retire and become a clown for children's birthday parties."
AU Ayu's response:
How dare you pathetic music man disobey me!! FEAR MEEEEEEE!!
3. Shuya: "OMG PINO AND PAPIKO JUMPED OFF THE STAGE!"
AU Ayu's response:
No they didn't; I kicked them, you poof!! Now be gayer! FEAR MEEEEEEE!!
4. ZIN's monkey: "Ayu, will you marry me?"
AU Ayu's response:
You ask the great ayumi hamasaki to be a wife?? *rips off monkey head. holds to sky. lightening and thunder* FEAR MEEEEEEE!!
5. Normal Ayu: "Yaaaay time to go get my nails done!!"
AU Ayu's response:
*pins normal ayu to wall. shoots several hundred times with nail gun* FEAR MEEEEEEE!!
6. Ayu Hater: "Ayumi Hamasucki you suck omg."
AU Ayu's response:
Awh, thank you so much 
*hater ignores. snaps hater neck* FEAR MEEEEEEE!!
7. Max: "Ayu, you're fired!"
AU Ayu's response:
*sets Max on fire* I guess Max *puts on sunglasses* has been fired "YEEEAAAAHH" FEAR MEEEEEEE!! (CSI: Miami holla!
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8. You (the member): "Why are you such a *****?"
AU Ayu's response:
FEAR MEEEEEEE!!