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1. Fan: "Hello Ayu! Please come to Malaysia!"
AU Ayu's response: わかりません！日本語おねがいします。
2. Yochan: "Ayu, I've decided to retire and become a clown for children's birthday parties."
AU Ayu's response: Isn't that what we did at alterna PV?
3. Shuya: "OMG PINO AND PAPIKO JUMPED OFF THE STAGE!"
AU Ayu's response: Now that Tomoya is not with me, having less dogs is much better! He was the one in charge of take them out to poop!
4. ZIN's monkey: "Ayu, will you marry me?"
AU Ayu's response: Yeah, but with one prerequisite. Please use a monkey costume on our wedding.
5. Normal Ayu: "Yaaaay time to go get my nails done!!"
AU Ayu's response: "I love how my nails look like after scratching my poopy a$$" (OMG, I can't believe what I'm writing!)
6. Ayu Hater: "Ayumi Hamasucki you suck omg."
AU Ayu's response : I know, that's why I agreed upon the MissUnderstood and Sunrise/Sunset ~love is all~ cover pictures.
7. Max: "Ayu, you're fired!"
AU Ayu's response: Ufff was already enough of you stealing my money!
8. You (the member): Will you move out your house in Tokyo and move in to my house in (whatever country)?
AU Ayu's response: NO WAY! Your country suck!
Hahaha this is the meanest person ever... Not like Ayu ^^
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