[Picaflor 7/4]

1. Fan: "Hello Ayu! Please come to anywhere besides Asia!"
AU Ayu's response: Yes of course. Why for one second would you think that I would never tour outside of Asia?

2. Yochan: "Ayu, I've decided to retire and become a clown for children's birthday parties."
AU Ayu's response: Ok....

3. Shuya: "OMG PINO AND PAPIKO JUMPED OFF THE STAGE!"
AU Ayu's response: Thank god.

4. ZIN's monkey: "Ayu, will you marry me?"
AU Ayu's response: Only if I get to see you make out with Maro, Mitsu, and Naoto first.

5. Normal Ayu: "Yaaaay time to go get my nails done!!"
AU Ayu's response: What are nails?

6. Ayu Hater: "Ayumi Hamasucki you suck omg."
AU Ayu's response: I know :^D but as long as I keep releasing this crap, people will still buy it.

7. Max: "Ayu, you're fired!"
AU Ayu's response: You can't fire me! I OWN YOU!

8. You (the member): Will you please tour in America, open an international TA, and start releasing some music in English and in America too?
AU Ayu's response: Of course! After all my song is called "RED LINE ~for everyone else~" isn't it?