^^^^^ HILARIOUS!
Loving this idea, so I'm doing my own:
1. Fan: "Hello Ayu! Please come to Sweden!"
AU Ayu's response:
SWEDEN OMG!! That's like in south Africa, right, right, right?? Hot and sunny deserts, woohoo!!
2. Yochan: "Ayu, I've decided to retire and become a clown for children's birthday parties."
AU Ayu's response:
... what's a clown? O.O
3. Shuya: "OMG PINO AND PAPIKO JUMPED OFF THE STAGE!"
AU Ayu's response:
Wait what?? Who are these two people that are so sad they want to hurt themselves? ='(
4. ZIN's monkey: "Ayu, will you marry me?"
AU Ayu's response:
I would really like to, but..! We can't, it's illegal! T_T It's like Romeo and Juliet *weeps pathetically*
5. Normal Ayu: "Yaaaay time to go get my nails done!!"
AU Ayu's response:
Time to change my clothes. *sigh* It's such a hassle to do it every day, why can't I just wear the same clothes all the time? X(
6. Ayu Hater: "Ayumi Hamasucki you suck omg."
AU Ayu's response:
Suck... what? Suck your God? O.o OMFG ew, pervert!
7. Max: "Ayu, you're fired!"
AU Ayu's response:
FIRE!? _ÓxÒ_ OMG WHERE!?
8. You (Catarina): I love you Ayu!
AU Ayu's response:
Love you too, Sarah. What was your name again?