^^LOL I had one mailman like that. Our mailman now, usually knocks or rings the bell a couple of times but I usually catch him when I'm expecting something so I've never had any problems. The UPS people are the absolute worst, they ring once and leave the freaking thing on the front porch. Don't even bother to hand it to you or make sure you're there and then the freaking package comes all beat and *******. My mom has a friend who's UPS guy who used to actually HIDE her packages from her.