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Originally Posted by Unimatrix Prime™
Don't stop yet: you still owe me a car 
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okay okay... I guess i owe it to ya...

might as well since teh topiccs been asnwerde lol * about 3 hours ago...*
*lotto style drawings*
Setting: Huge Convention Center
Intro: The night was set as to who would be the lucky winner of the limited edition, AHS 2004 Sport Edition and the AHS 2004 LE Edition. The building consisted of over 1200 seats, all occupied by AHS members. In the front stodd the regulars, Cory looking beautiful in her versace occupied by her friend Jose, sporting an old skool Gucci jacket. Along with the crowd was Hanabi Chick, Grizz, Lumix, Jerms, Pahntoma, x3miss, K+, leaf, Squirty, Zesty, Pickles, etc etc. The rows packed up and the show was about to start, soon wnough one lucky member would own their very own Ayumi-Mobile. As the people begane to sit down, the lights dimmed and up came Issac to teh podium. " Good evening initiates how are you all? Thankyou very much for joining us tonight for this special occasion, I hope you all are enjying yourselves, the show will be starting soon so brace yourselves, Thankyou". The crowd gave its applause and kept going.
jerms, whow as in charge of Production was busy running around making sure everything was good. He cued the signal to start the music and dim the lights. the stage was being set and the stage lights were getting ready to shine bright. The spot light came on and teh curtaisn rose, the crowd fell dead silent. On the stage stood Issac, Ashley, Grant, Skal, Impact, Surreal, Eden, mimika, the three helpers and Boku with his lovely date, Yvette

. Zef came in and gave teh opening speech, a couple jokes flew by and yada yada.
"Okay heres teh deal, whoever wins, wins no exceptions. Those who entered late will not be eligible", Skal announced. The Big box with everyones names came out and was ready to be reached into. The crowd felt silent and Zef reached in for the winner. Out came a piece of paper, crumbled up. Everyone sat at teh edge of their seats and waited for teh winner..... "and teh winner is............ of the AHS 2004 Sport edition... is..... JOSE, Unimatrix Prime™!!!"
Jose stood up and started crying liek a Prom queen. he started waiving as some ppl booed, some cheered... others left. slowly, like an old man he climed up teh stairs and gave a lil speech "gee golly guys, back in my days all we had were bicycles and we carried our books with belt buckles, yeah those were teh good old days"... the crowd began to snore so he got quiet and climbed in teh car. First thing of course he noticed was teh hard drive with the Ayu songs, he gave a bunch of tech talk that no one understood but it was all good"
the second drawing was for teh Luxury Edition. The name was picked... and the winner was someone who never posted and only stayed in the downlad section. well, that didnt make things any better. The crowd started yelling saying BOOO and.. NOT FAIR... things were getting bad. PickleCookies who was also there threw food at the member and thus started a huge food fight. Jose being the smart one sped off and took Ayu hostage with him. No one ever heard of him again.
As for the other car, well no one wanetd it since it smelled liek fish and spaghetti and lord knows what. Overall the night was a success and a hit on TV networks. Jerms, who had a panic attack, decided to quit the entertainment business and start his own comedy club, (which also failed). And that my friends, was the story of teh AHS 2004.
***yeah i knwo it sucked.....

*** Ill make a diff one... i got a lil tired of writing so it got dumb at teh end