[CoriKaru]

I realize after seeing all these mentions of Utada songs that I have spent enough time away from overplaying her music and I'm ready to return. I miss HEART STATION.

And Kairo. Oh my god.

I was showing some of my associates what Utada looked like because they were curious who my favorite Artist was and what she looked like. I showed them her Ultra Blue cover and one said "Now without all of the photoshop.".

I fired him.

I showed another videos of Utada in some of her music videos and she said Utada was Goofy and when she saw Utada pop up from beneath a desk with a big teddy bear on her head.........I realized I had made a mistake had been enveloped in Asian culture for far too long to remember how different America sensibilities are to Asians' because she just walked away and said she was done.

She then said Utada was pretty but just looked like a normal girl in some shots and not so prettty in others. So I followed her out to her car showed her more pictures and videos and dared her to denounce Utada's profound dazzling grace and beauty and when she wouldn't say what I wanted her too I put her on suspended leave. She doesn't know she's not really coming back though.