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I'm pretty surprised by how "Ayu" this all sounds.

The only song that sticks out is The GIFT. If I were Ayu, I would be crying over having to sing such a horrible fucking tune. It sounds like shit, and that's after spraying a fuck ton of audio Febreze on it. I seriously would've been like, "OH! Is this beloved?" No, Ayu, it's a new song. "But it sounds like curtain call..." No, Ayu, it's a new song. "But remember when I did JEWEL?!" No, Ayu, it's a new song. No, it fucking isn't. Seriously, who gives that as a fucking gift? If someone came up to me and said, "I wrote The GIFT for you, it's a gift, I want you to sing it," I would probably be like, "Oh, thank you, but could you just, you know, fuck me in the ass without any lube?" Because I would be a bit insulted. I mean, what am I supposed to do with the sheet music for The GIFT? I could wipe my ass with it, but I would feel like I was bullying my asshole. Serious. What. Do. You. Do. With. The GIFT?

EDIT:
"See, I did this song before though, it's called Wishing...?"
No, Ayu, this is a new song.
"But I did this better with teddy bear."
No, Ayu, this is a new song.
"Are you sure this isn't that who... remix I did?"
No, Ayu, this is a new song.
"It sounds like forgiveness (acoustic mix)."
No, Ayu, this is a new song.
"Or Carols without any rock instruments."
No, Ayu, this is a new song.
"Ok, ok... Are you sure this isn't Sunset ~LOVE is ALL~?"
No, Ayu, this is a new song.
"meaning of Love? how beautiful you are?"
But it's a new song, Ayu.