Omg guys I can't believe you don't get it.
This is what is so suspicous:
1.MY STORY EXODUS
2.take out the O,Y,M,X,E,R and make everything a single letter.
3.STDU
4.move the U to the beggining.
5.USTD
6.ADD I&P to the beggining.
7.IPUSTD
8.Move the U over 2.
9.IPSTUD
10.Move the P over 3.
11.ISTUPD
12.Move the I over 4.
12.STUPID=this thread.