[charneko]

Ladies Night. Most of it is from the book...

"Good morning class! Here are ten simple ways to get rid of a lazy boyfriend"
Leave him like he leaves the dishes
Stain him like he stains his shirts
Ignore him like he ignores the lawn
Make him watch you while you flirt
Kick him, bite him, slap him, hit him,
Tie him up, put him in the trunk,
Drug him, bug him, slug him, mug him,
Wash your hands throw him out with the junk

Runaway, runaway, runaway now
Put your lipstick on, it’s ladies night
Kick you manolo blahniks high, it’s ladies night

Mind you he will cry and he will beg
Say all the things he never said
But he will never feel much smaller
Till he sees you with someone taller!
So watch your diet, read those books!
And don’t give him a second look!
And when you’re sad go out with the girls
And know tonight you don’t have to cook

Put your lipstick on, it’s ladies night
Kick you manolo blahniks high, it’s ladies night

(??? This part wasn’t in the book, but this is what I heard... ???)
Leave him, lose him, cut, replace him [danger]
Hate him, then erase him
You don't ever [need to] think you can't leave him [need to] ......

Runaway, runaway, runaway now
Put your lipstick on, it’s ladies night
Kick you manolo blahniks high, it’s ladies night
Put your lipstick on, it’s ladies night
Kick you manolo blahniks high, it’s ladies night


I might type the corrections to the other songs when I have more time later.