Mmmm, this thread <3 I'll gladly post my peeps:
1. 倖田來未 | KODA KUMI
please...just...go away...
2. 大塚 愛 | Otsuka Ai
DISAPPEAR YOU *BLEEP*!
3. ITO YUNA
why are you famous in the first place? BORING.
4. Fall Out Boy&Panic! At The Disco& the rest of the "alternative" scene.
...disguisting...
5. Young Jeezy
...wtf? why are you....you're a FOOL : -O
6. 50 Cent
...who cares about you getting rich? i was hoping you died tryin' : -X
7. Ashlee Shrimpson
your debut was aight. but you shouldda stopped while you were on top.
8. Daddy Yankee
okay foo....you're going bald and you're like 21 XDD
9. Don Omar
don? si ni estas viejo. Pe***jo, get out of my face XDDD
10. Gwen Stefani
you ain't a WHAT?
11. misono
mmm...you're a step up from Koda. thats why shes 1 and you're 11. you're still not that good though

12. Rihanna
you're really hot. too bad you suck XD
13. Dixie Chicks
...stop whining.
14. James Blunt
i was rootin' for you cuz of your voice. but yeah, you're not very good, son.
15. Chamillionaire and the rest of his genre
whatever happed to good hip hop? the one that rebeled against the government and that stuff? who cares about your hoes and your cars? HAS IT EVER OCCURED TO ANYONE THAT I MIGHT
NOT WANT TO SHAKE MY LAFFY TAFFY?!?! O_O
16. Imogen Heap
go back to frou frou, you two were good together. you by yourself--not.
damn...i wrote alot...O_O hope no one takes it up t3h bootay.
EDIT: OMG, HOW COULD I FORGET.
if theres 1 artist...that i would SLAP if i ever met them in person...
...that artist is Kanye West.