[AHS Staff]

Go! Humming 7/4

On the 1st of February, at Osaka, the tour begins...
Ayu: OK, next up, let me demonstrate by hand a little...I believe people who know this will know what I am doing. Ready?

1 2 3 4
everybody GO! everybody JUMP!
I'm humming a song. Now use your jump to jump (?)
everybody GO! everybody JUMP!
(ayu forgets lyrics)
everybody GO! everybody JUMP!

Next, the 2nd performance on the 2nd of February at Osaka, the same thing happens!
everybody GO! everybody JUMP!
While walking ahead. One more time.
everybody GO! everybody JUMP!
(ayu forgets lyrics)
everybody GO! everybody JUMP!
(ayu forgets lyrics)

Ayu: Wait, wait, wait! That didn't count! Wait! That didn't count! Forget that ever happened!

Change of location, 19th of March at Shizuoka...
Ayu: In all, that is, the part where my tour mates sang just now, I hope everyone will follow and sing it once. As for the part where ayu sings, of course ayu myself will sing it...What's wrong with me? Go ayu! Go! Don't give up! So, where was I? Yes yes, everybody GO! everybody JUMP! I hope everyone will sing this.

Note: For the next part, Ayu says "uri ugoki o desu ne...uri te!" Basically ayu was trying to say "As for the actions", but she mispronounced it. It's hard to explain in English though.

We thought the situation has finally died down...Little did we realize that it got worse during the 2nd performance on the 27th of March at Fukui!
Ayu: I hope we will use the taking turns method to sing this. So, let's try this once. So~ So~ Before we start singing, I think we should learn the dance steps first. Next, I will explain the bridge part. The bridge melody is the same as just now. everybody GO! everybody JUMP! Just like that. First, everyone will sing like this. everybody GO! everybody JUMP! No, no, no. My tour group should be the ones to sing it first...

Reaching the 4th performance at Osaka on the 5th of April, we really started losing it!? (laughs)
Ayu: Let me explain the bridge part first. The bridge melody is the same as just now. everybody GO! everybody JUMP! This is the melody. When singing the bridge, you just need to take this melody, and everybody and ayu will take turns singing it and see if it works- Bleah... What's wrong? There seems to be something in my mouth just now...So, I hope we will take turns singing this. As for the bridge, do I sing it first? Or is it the audience? No, my tour group should sing it first.
Audience: ayu~
Ayu: Um, yes! I will work hard! Yes! Go Go! everybody GO! everybody JUMP! Yes, yes, that's all. Want to do it again? Ready? everybody GO! everybody JUMP! Yes, that's it. So we take this action plus the melody, and everyone...No, it's my tour group first, then everyone. Oh, I must work hard~
Audience: Go ayu~
Ayu: So should we try this? Let's start! Ready~! No, saying "Ready~!" is too weird! We shouldn’t use "Ready~!"

On the 6th of April, 5th performance at Osaka. Have we reached the edge of destruction!?
Ayu: So, let's try putting the song and action together.

1 2 3 Go!
everybody GO! everybody JUMP!
???
everybody GO! everybody JUMP!
While walking ahead.
everybody GO! everybody JUMP!
it doesn't matter..
everybody GO! everybody JUMP!
If it's all the same, I will rather smile.

Audience: Ayu has gone mad!
Ayu: That was weird. Lately, every time I do this I will suddenly hear hammering in my head. And yes, that was an excuse. Everyone just forget it. So...so, so next. What is next? Ah~ my brain just went blank. So, everyone has been performing really well! Everyone except ayu, that is. Everyone's performance is really great.

10th of April, Horoshima, 2nd performance. ayu actually said...!?
Ayu: Ready? everybody GO! everybody JUMP! Great! So we sing and...perform well...!? Oh no, it's starting again. So... Look, I ate oysters again...

Finally, 17th of April, Miyagi, 2nd performance
Ayu: Will everyone please sing this bridge part with us? The melody goes like this. First, my tour group will sing it to everyone, everybody GO! everybody JUMP! Next, everyone will sing it back to my tour group, everybody GO! everybody JUMP! Ah, my explanation today is perfect!


7 falls!

Caption: ayu laughing secretly
Man: Next, please look at the costumes at the (weird phrase) ARENA... Oh my!
Hey! Don't bite your tongue!

No Good!

Ayu: Ahh!! No, I can't continue! I don't dare to go down too! (cries) I know, Subaru, you go off first. Hurry! Sorry! Sorry! So sorry <3

It's hard work

Ayu: I'll regret that...
Ayu: Ah! I'll regret that...

Girl in charge!

Ayu: So there shouldn't be any problems?
Guy: There might be!
Ayu: Really?
Guy: Actually maybe not!
Ayu: So is there a problem or not~!

Dancer: That's great. The sieve goes well...
Ayu: Sieve!

Guy: Can you walk down the middle there then?
Ayu: I understand...
Guy: Like this.
Ayu: I don't understand!

Ayu: That's hard! Are you sure that's really a dried plum...
Girl: Hahaha
Guy: That looks like fun...

Wigs

Dancer: Looks like a really ugly (I can't make out what she's saying)...

Lady: Looks a little like a bee hive!
Ayu: I think it looks like something you see in a steamboat pot!
Lady: Bee hive...
Lady: There's lots of little stuff glued on here. Really! Looks like water hose pipes to me!

Ayu: It looks a little longer here...
Mr Black: Isn't it the other side?
Ayu: But don't you think it's this side?
Mr Black: I think it's the other side.
Ayu: Are you just saying it to annoy me!

Ayu: This one's really long. I think it's fun to wear it.
Caption: Let's hope he looks good in it?
Ayu: It's fun, isn't it?

Mr Black: Is it alright to take it off?
Ayu: Yes.
Manager: Not again. She's being silly again.
Ayu: Then we draw an anger symbol here.

Balancing act?

Caption: Wow! Professional!!
Caption: That's weird?
Caption: That's really, really weird?
Girl: Looks like some kind of balancing act. A ball balancing act!
Aki: Let's welcome the ball balancing act!

In the fitting room

Go-mi: Let me clean the lens for you?
Ayu: Looks like what a magician wears~ Magic!
Dancer: Will there be a mosiac down there if I do this?
Lady: Why do you look so fake in that suit...
Man: Welcome to the circus!

Dancer 1: We are from Osaka.
Guy: You two look really scary when you stand together.
Dancer 2: Brother! Don't move, Brother!
Dancer 1: Let's go! Let's go!

The sound gallery

You're on camera!

A shock for ayu!

Basically, everything ayu says here is "Oh! That was scary~"
Caption in 2nd scene: This person is super happy!


No problem during the actual performance!?

*Trying out the water show
Ayu: Midoring and Naoto, are you getting wet at the sides?
Midoring, Naoto: No problem!
Ayu: How about Go-mi and Hide?
Go-mi, Hide: No problem!
Lady: Their faces are wet, and all they say is "no problem".
Caption: Looks like it's a success...
Ayu: What's that sound? Where's the smoke coming from... It's smoking! I heard something go pong...
The actual performance went well, and nothing went wrong during all performances!

Should we use that scene!?

Naoto: 5 6 7 8, Sorry!
Naoto: 7, ouch that hurt!
Ayu: Should we use that scene!? It's really funny. Naoto is really hilarious.

Reflections...

6th of April, Osaka, 5th performance
After the show,
Ayu: Ahh, this is the first time I called a wrong name.

Ayu: Introducing the dancers! Subaru, Naoto, Shuya-
*It's really Hide!
Ayu: Hide~!

Ayu: Sorry! No!
Caption: ayu tries to find an excuse
Ayu: It's Subaru trying to use his shoe as a phone! Actually, I wanted to give him more feature time, but I realized that each dancer is only allocated one bar of music. But when I got myself together and tried to keep up with the beat, I forgot Naoto's name. It took me a long time to finally recall and shout out "Naoto!" to keep up with the music! But I totally forgot the next person's name...

Caption: Eh? Hide says...

Ayu: I'm so sorry! Thank you for your hard work.

Princess

Ayu: Yoko, if you face this direction, you'll look like that old lady in the cartoon when she's dying!

Note: I'm not sure what cartoon ayu is referring to, so this might not make sense.

Worker

Ayu: Sorry to bother everyone! Anything I can do to help?
Man: We do need one more worker here~
Ayu: I'm free~

Give your best for the last day

24th of April, Yoyogi, last performance
Pep talk before the concert
Ayu: Everyone from all over has been giving me lots of encouragement. Today, I wish I can sing happily. And Mr. Gomi taught me this phrase, which I'm sure everyone has heard of before. "To make yourself feel good on stage, you must think of yourself as a female star! Female star! Female star!" You must say it 3 times, like "Female star! Female star! Female star!"

9th of April, Hiroshima, 1st performance
Pep talk before the concert
Go-mi: I hope this performance will be one that makes everyone feel revitalized again. So we have to make ourselves to be female stars.

Ayu: OK, let's start! Female star! Female star! Female star! Thank you everyone!

Showing off <3

Ayu: We can't use that...

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

9th of April, Hiroshima, 1st performance
Yo-chan: On this day when sakura blossoms are blooming... On this day in April of 1988, a debut was made. Today, we have a present for ayu. Ready?
Caption: Mr.kaz
Yo-chan: Congratulations!
Ayu: Thank you everyone! That's so cute! Does everyone want to see this?
Yo-chan: Let's bring it to the cameras.
Ayu: It's really cute! Cute, eh? This is great! Thank you everyone. Um, do you know who that man is? He's the manager of my fan club.
Caption: But why is he dressed as Mr.kaz?
Ayu: Ready? 3 2 1. Thank you!



The end. -A normal scene at the post-concert dinner-

Yo-chan: Let's all go on a vacation together in the future!
Everyone: Cheers~! (lots of noise)
Ayu: Alright, shut up!! Delicious!

Caption: The two featured in the "showing off <3" mini

Caption: Everyone's still sober now

ISM JUN: Cheers! Oh, aren't I a lightbulb? I think you're trying to catch those two on camera, right? I shouldn't pop in and block the scene!

Caption: What's that whistling sound...?

So let's start with this person here!
Mr. Black
Mikajon
Yo-chan
Enrique
Shingo
Yo-chan: Hey! Let's all band together and go get Hamasaki Ayumi...
Finally, ayu submits!
Yo-chan: Come on, be brave! Now run~! Let's go! Let's go!
Caption: Looks like everyone's high and festive
* The scene after that is not suitable to be shown, due to everyone being too high.

Translator: goku @ www.ayunite.net

Translated from the Chinese translation papers that come with the Chinese version.

Originally posted at AYUNITE!.
Copied to AHS with permission.



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