funniest/weirdest song title

[prussian blue]

i laughed so hard when i know Chihiro Onitsuka has a song called "Dining Chicken" and the worst part, it is a BALLAD!

hitomi has an interlude called L'utero and in Italian, it means vagina, I was like, wtf when i know that

[KarenPang]

oh I have came across some weird song titles , Seb

let's see

Anna Tsuchiya's Cockroach ; LMAO who can forget that xD

Tegomass's Cheetah, Gorilla, Orangutan ;

yes I literally went O_O when I saw that title in their upcoming 1st mini album Tegomass no Ai

BREAKERZ's Birdman ; wtf's that o.o

DAIGO☆STARDUST's The space toy ; same title as his debut album

Yusuke's Lion ; the song's nice but I had that o.o feeling when I saw it

I add somemore in due time xD

[TITANIC]

Kanjani8 - Wahaha.
ke$ha : tik tok, Blah Blah Blah, Animal, Dinosaur

[jiarongisme]

Originally Posted by prussian blue

i laughed so hard when i know Chihiro Onitsuka has a song called "Dining Chicken" and the worst part, it is a BALLAD!

Tegomasu has a song called Chicken Boy (Chikin Boya) and it's a ballad too! But the song's about a boy who is kinda cowardly, so I guess it kinda fits.

[prussian blue]

LOL the title you all mentioned are really weird XD

I always thought namie's "cant' sleep can't eat i'm sick" is very weird and random for a title too

[ストロボ・EdGE]

Hanya Fruit Punch has a song called "Onara hazukashikunai yo" which means something like "Your farts are not embarrassing" or "Don't be ashamed of your fart".

WTF?

[JackieRos]

Anna Tsuchiya- Virgin Cat

[Far Away]

Julia Matsuda - Heavy S**t Ass

I literally laughed out loud when I saw the title of that song on her GOLD album. xD

[mellody]

Gackt - Todokanai Ai to Shitte Ita no ni Osae Kirezu ni Ai Shitsuzuketa...

It's weird to put a long title like that...

The Yellow Monkey - Sexless Desu
Otsuka Ai - Ramen 3 pun kukkinggu
GLAY - Wet Dream

[waterballoon]

I swear Ai Otsuka has a lot of weird/wtf song titles.

[dreamland2.0]

some that I have come across

boku no naka ni aru boku janai BOKU dake no BOKU to boku - BeForU
just way too ridiculously long...

DuDiDuWa#lalala
Leave me hell alone
Dirty Boots
I Deal Forest
PIGEON-the green-ey'd monster
seduce
Virgin's High!

there's also an I've Sound song called **** ME
X_X
I've sound has a lot of weird titles...

[gallowsCalibrator]

I don't really come across many funny or weird song titles... The only ones that caught my eye was by Ai Otsuka:

Ramen 3pun cooking

[primavera♥]

The GazettE - Silly God Disco
that always had me wonderin wth?

also they have an EP called:

Spermargarita

idk jrock bands always have wierd names. especially more Indie ones

[Picaflor 7/4]

ayumi - step you
anna tsuchiya - virgin cat
Super Junior - Cooking? Cooking!
Namie Amuro - WoWa

long japanese titles
B'z - 愛のままにわがままに僕は君だけを傷つけない
the gazette - 大日本異端芸者的脳味噌逆回転絶叫音源集
Dbsk - どうして君を好きになってしまったんだろう?

[XFER]

In the thread about weird album covers made some time ago, there was an album called "Hell Me Why" jajajja, kinda funny engrish title

[AyUta]

There are some weird titles out there

[primavera♥]

Fatima - Candy Strippers (but it such an awesomely wierd song)

Ayabie - Cubic [L/R] ock (it took me forevers to figure this out. im so slow)

[fantasma3c]

Seether - Burrito
Named it after Ozzy on an episode of the Ousbornes, he was like I want a ****ing burrito.

[sora-kara]

Eiko Shimamiya - Mosquito
a really elegant and beautiful song. named after an annoying bloodthirsty insect.

Ayumi Hamasaki - Are You Wake Up?
o_O

HALCALI - Strawberry Chips
always makes me think of strawberry flavoured potato chips

Hajime Chitose - Kyooryuu no Egaki Gata
"How to paint a dinosaur". Totally gorgeous, one of my favourites from her. Nooo idea what the lyrics are about.

Bonnie Pink - Get In My Hair
"why do you get in my hair, when im trying to wash you away, why do you still get in my hair, do you want me to live on air?"
WHAT?

Atari Kousuke - moontail
Oh yeah?

also, misono has a bunch of really long and weird titles.
Lovely♥Cat's Eye ~Neko wa Kotatsu de Maruku Naranai no Maki~ (cat snuggling under the kotatsu version)
Ojiichankko Obaachankko Hinatabokko (おじぃちゃんっこ おばぁちゃんっこ ひなたぼっ子; Grandpa and Grandma Sunbathing)
Kyuukon ~Yaruki, Genki, Sono Ki no Nekko~ (球魂 ～やる気・元気・その木の根っこ～; Soul Spheres ~Motivation, Energy, Root of a Tree~)
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Shuuten ~Kimi no Ude no Naka~ (終点～君の腕の中～; Terminal ~Within Your Arms~) (is that like...an airplane terminal? or more like, youre dying terminal?)
Gerende ga Tokeruhodo Koishitai (ゲレンデがとけるほど恋したい; I Want to Fall in Love By the Ski Slopes)

what a weirdo!

[Far Away]

Originally Posted by fantasma3c

Seether - Burrito
Named it after Ozzy on an episode of the Ousbornes, he was like I want a ****ing burrito.

I saw that episode! I laughed so hard

M.I.A. - Paper Planes (Holy ***k remix) <-- I love that title, for some reason. But it's funny. xD