The Mariah Carey Thread

Mimi finally left a new voicemail mail to her fans at her official site (CLICK HERE to listen to it). Here's a transcript:

Rachel: Heyyyy!

Mariah: [screaming] Celebratory moment!

Rachel: Eighteen!

Mariah: Okay, it's MC, or whatever you want to call me dahling, and Ray-Ray, click in Shawntae and May-May but they're not here right now, so it's us. They just left. It's 2:45AM unless they're lying to me about my clock to try and get me places earlier [laughs]. Basically I'm pretty much an hour late everywhere I go!

Alright but this is a thank you message, and we gotta say thank you, thank you! Because we haven't even spoken this whole time 'cause I didn't wanna call and be like "Oh, OK, I just wanna get as many people to buy the record and make it go #1" and that is so not the "sit'ation" because you guys know that, c'mon Ray Ray, how much do I love them?

Rachel: She loves you guys, she does. You guys just don't know.

Mariah: You know I do, and the fact of the matter is you're absolute smash hit wonders, and I know you've been hearing me talk about it on the radio...

Rachel: A few of them know!

Mariah: A few of them know. I think all the ones who really, really, really matter -- which is everybody -- but the ones that we really know, they know that we love them. So anyway, we love you, this is your night! The pink yet lavender Empire State Building was kind of a stone groove smash hit wonder. So anyway, we can't thank you enough. I love ya, appreciate ya, and enjoy ya and will chat to you later! You got a two minute and twenty second message, it's gonna chopped up in half, but whatever! We love you! Buh bye!

Such a diva.