[2003] 6th Album Parody!!! JOIN THE INSANITY!

[SheFliesHigher]

Hi. I saw a thread on a different Ayu message board where people created their own tracklists for a new Ayu album. I thought it sounded like fun, so I created this parody of what her sixth album will be like. This is obviously a joke and a satire borm from all the silly tracklist rumors going around....make some parodies of your own and have some fuuuun!

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[Seiferz]

Those Tittle That U create R really Weird !! Hanabi III The Return Of Ayu ?? Screw u Nagase ?/ Oh !!!!

[~Ayanami~]

Errrr......very um......unusual... Very unlike Ayu but hey! It's for fun Screw you, Nagase hehe

[paper_doll]

LOL!

[iarwain]

Funny ^^

I really like "%".

[AyuMiHypErMiX]

hahaha thats funny,

that would be cool if ayu did in fact actually release a song titled "%" LOL!

[appears]

hahaha, SheFliesHigher ur wack :p those titles are insane :p [HANABI ~episode III~ : The Return of yu] + [%] are cool

[ayumi_pukka89]

hihi

i like the................

suddenly...
and after that...
but then...
finaly they...

[ImpactBreaker]

Argh!!! those titles sound more like something Morning Musume LOL Pretty funny SheFliesHigher!!!

Now this is my tracklist:

1 - You are... (she already released TO BE and I am... so the next will have to be that LOL)
2 - July 1st 2nd
3 - Greatful engrish
4 - Liverplace
5 - P.S. III from my letter
6 - ayupans (sequence for Dolls )
7 - J (Jesus)
8 - For my dear ~Impact~
9 - yuskinlude
10 - theme of Ayu Ready? episode 57
11 - Who... ~eternal crying ver.~
12 - boyish

[Unimatrix Prime™]

hahaha! That reminds me of the chat I had with Yuki about weird song names !!

Hmm...let's see if I can make a new list:

AVCD69639269XXX-etc,etc
Ayumi Hamasaki - B (since A was taken)
Release date: Judgement Day, 20XX

1. July 4th (ID4 mix)
2. As If... (I'd ever date you mix)
3. Men & Women (grown up mix)
4. Myself (conceited mix)
5. Disconnected (56k mix)
6. Egg Roll
7. Secret Garden (Flower Mix)
8. Limit (Break mix)
9. Technicolor (Non-monochrome mix)
10. O (Prime mix)
11. Paper Machete (Dolls mix)
12. Neverending Story (Dreamers mix)
13. Traffic Signal (Red light-green light mix)
14. Voyager (Star Trek nerd mix)

Hidden Track:
15. Vague (non-vogue mix)

[jerms]

hm..*raises hand* my turn my turn!

0. "-" (Less than)
1. Women and Men
2. End of the World (Rebirth Mix)
3. Disconnected
4. % (sorry it was so funny i had to add it)
5. July 4th
6. Checker Face
7. What the...
8. HANABI ~epilogue~
9. Sorrow's Ending..finally
10. Destination (voyage's ending)
11. SEASONS ~winter breeze~
12. SEASONS ~summer mix~
13. SEASONS ~autumn version~
14. SEASONS ~springtime progres.~
15. A Song has Died ~since 2003~
16. Vegetable Garden

[jerms]

OMG! i swear i didnt copy u in those songs i was thinkin of them and wen i posted it up u had like 3 of my song names! =O what a coincedince =\

[appears]

hamasaki ayumi >>> new album >>>

[SMCK ME UP]

2066.06.06 release

M-01 *T (STARt :p)
M-02 Fly high II : Flow below
M-03 RADDISH
M-04 You was...
M-05 A Secret from XX
M-06 Under
M-07 TBKO ~appearing Interlude episode VI~
M-08 TBKO II : smokin' Blck Lungfully mix
M-09 € ~english ver.~
M-10 too early ~listens loudful kanariya~
M-11 taskinfinity
M-12 Proudful
M-13 DREAMycology
M-14 Real you
M-15 For My Spanner...
M-16 appeared ~eternal wrap up barbed wire forever ver.~
*secret track* SPIT!

[jerms]

haha i swear a new "parody tracklist contest" would be way more interesting then an "&" cover contest =]

[ImpactBreaker]

OMG Guys those are way too funny! hahaha Those remixes are all very hilarious as well lol

Vegetable garden LMAO!!!!!!

TABKO ahahahhah

[jerms]

veggiegarden..thanks buddy
i thot it was pretty c reative myself. =]
haha this is fun.

[SheFliesHigher]

Heeheheheehheee lol lol these are great!

I love "Greatful Engrish" that was so clever....."Egg Roll" made me laugh out loud..."what the" and "Checker Face" were quite amusing...

C'mon, everybody join in!!

[Chireresu]

Too Early
Humans (opposite of Dolls)
Theirselves
$50 & Annoying
Beginning
Unnaturally
Still Alone (Visit Me Mix)
SCRATCH
REALITY
Manly
After That
Flying Low (Get Hit By A Plane Mix)
Hate ~Since 1983~
ME
For My Beyotch
Blackjack Face
Plastic Doll
Eat The Pez
Someday My Prince Will Croak
dissappears
Hateappears
Shock
Stuffed Cat
Spliced
You Are A Mother Fu...
Under
Fake Boobs
You Wish

[paper_doll]

I am LMAO!

If only I could come up with a list like that... I have no creativity what-so-ever -_- Maybe Ill think of one later.

[Unimatrix Prime™]

Commercial:

Coming soon... Ayu-mi-x XII! Now with 100% Un-inspiring songs!! *cue in background singing* .... Avex Trax *logo*


AVCD74346XXX
Ayumi Hamasaki - Ayu-mi-x XII
Release date: frankly, we don't know!

1. Trauma (Injury Mix)
2. A (with M Cat, SMAP, Gackt, B'z, DAI, ...heck, why not everyone!)
3. Ayumixes I-4 (since you've heard it all already, but now "mega-megamixed into a large 30min song!)
4. Friend IV (One isn't enough mix, with Ferry, Armin, Tiesto, .... yeah, we've got it all!)
5. Ayumixes 5-11 (yeah, that's right! Even though you guys wanted new mixes, tough! 20 more minutes of the same songs!)
6. Hana(bi) (Don't ask, don't tell mix, with special guest singing by... MC Hammer!)
7. Naturally (Blonde Mix, with a brief duet with... the Olsen Twins! like, omg.. that's soooo cool!)
8. Opening Run (yeah.. it should be in the front, but we thought it'd add a "twist" in the end!)
9. Rainbow (feat. Lucky Charms! Get them golden rainbows!)
10. Since 2026 (Judgement Day Paranoid Android Mix)
11. Forgiveness (hehe... thought we'd forget this, eh?)

Bonus Disc:
1. Ayu-mi-x III Bonus Disc (what... gonna sue us? We're Avex! Enjoy hearing this CD again!)


I can't wait to buy this CD!!!!