[2003] 6th Album Parody!!! JOIN THE INSANITY!

[ayumi_pukka89]

New Maxi Single: As If...

01. Double Loser
02. Whatever
03. Get the picture
04. Duh
05. Double Loser ~Inst.~
06. Whatever ~Inst.~
07. Get the picture ~Inst.~
08. Duh ~Inst.~
Extra Track
09. OMG! (I Dub Thee, Mix)

New Single: Oxi Moron

01. Depend on You
02. Independent
03. Depend on You (Depends Version)
04. Independent (Depend on drugs Version)

[AyuLover]

New Ayumi Hamasaki Album:

"GO AWAY"

Track listings:

1.) YOU'RE TOO CLOSE ("close to you")

2.) LOCK (2nd ver. of "KEY")

3.) off duty (2nd ver. of "duty")

4.) I am not....(bad ver. of "i am")

5.) RAINBLOW (dark version of "rainbow")

6.) DeaResT ~"i hope you die"~remix

7.) A Song Fades ( dark ver. of "a song is born")

8.) Here (connection of "over")

9.) G [God] (M)

10.) CUT (continuing "SCAR")

11.) Who the hell.....(dark ver. of "who...")

12.) Myself (conceited ver. of "ourselves")




I know these are not the least funny, but everyone's thought of most of them....^_^;

[appears]

Originally posted by ayumi_pukka89
04. Independent (Depend on drugs Version)

hahahah, nice title

but ayu cant be independent if shes a junkie, shed be dependent upon her fix :-/

[Unimatrix Prime™]

Ok... I think I'm obviously loosing to you all, so lemme try making another mix...

AVCD1234554321
Ayumi Hamasaki - Unforgivable
Release date: In your dreams

1. Unforgivable (Vengeance mix)
2. Unforgivable (instr. version)
3. Unforgivable (piano only mix)
4. Unforgivable (drums only mix)
5. Unforgivable (guitar only mix)
6. Unforgivable (original mix, since we're running out of ideas)
Bonus Track:
7. Ayu commenting on Unforgivable

Yours for only $69.97 !!! First 10 copies get instructions on playing Unforgivable on the flute! Reserve today!!

[shinji1698]

I'll make some

01. Free & Easy in Bed ~ayu prostitute mix~ (aahaahha!)
02. Crapplace
03. A Song For XXX ~erotic mix~
04. Depend on j00
05. For my Ear
06. I ain't... LMAOOO
07. [head] trauma
08. We Piss (wish) lol

okay, mine suck

[AyuLover]

Ayumi Hamasaki

My Reality

Release date: When I'm done recording!

DISK #1:Track Listing

1.) Forever in Agony( screw you version)

2.) July 32

3.) Free & Easy with You (erotic version)

4.) Real Him ( go ******* your mom nagase version)

5.) I am......a ****

6.) XXX-eVoLuTiOn ( cursing mix version)

7.) Theme of Dead or Alive Online (featuring "hitomi")


DISK #2

1.) Making of "Free & Easy with You (18+/contains nudity & sex)

2.) Commentary with Ayu and Hitomi for the "Theme of Dead or Alive Online".

3.) Exclusive XX video of Ayu, Nagase, and Max Matsura

[SheFliesHigher]

3.) Exclusive XX video of Ayu, Nagase, and Max Matsura [/B]

LMAO!!!

[Ryoko]

HAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

This is so ridiculous? Doggies? Screw you Nagase? I must agree - % is cool.. But I doubt she'll release a song named that.

Wow.. you guys and girls are so creative...

[CrappleJunktown]

poker chips
or not to be? (sequel to TO BE)

[AyuLover]

Ayumi Hamasaki

The Ocean's Waste

Track Listing:


1.) The ocean turns yellow

2.) BROWN & SLIMY

3.) cloudy cloud's urine

4.) URINATE! ~unleashed screw ver.~

[Unimatrix Prime™]

AVCD3.141, etc..
Ayumi Hamasaki - Dude...
Release Date: huh?

1. Dude...
2. Whoa...
3. As If...
4. Who?
5. Huh?
6. Whatever...
7. Far Out...

[eikichi-sama]

i think Ayu should make a special song for ye Jerms................sucha Jerm the worm ( the pronounciation are same, maybe it also has the same definition?...)

[ImpactBreaker]

Originally posted by appears
[A Bong for XX] [A Song for XX]

Epilogue Prologue
A Bong for XX A Song for XX
Weed Hana
MATE FRIEND
MATE II FRIEND II
smoker trace poker face
Fishing Wishing
THOU YOU
In hell.. As if..
WHITE STUFF POWDER SNOW
Dust Trust
Extend my shoe Depend on you
TRAFFICLIGHT SIGNAL
from your sweater from your letter
F&&& My Dear... For My Dear...
Absent Present
All of us Two of us

[GLOVExplodes] [LOVEppears]

Conclusion Introduction
Go low Fly high
Insanity Trauma
Subsequently Continuing And Then
brat immature
Toys & Pearls Boys & Girls
TO THINK TO BE
Final spin End roll
W.S II P.S II
ANYTHING WHATEVER
too early too late
explodes appears
colourless monochrome
Interruption Interlude
GLOVE~remain~ LOVE~refrain~
How... Who...
bird kanariya

[Bootie] [Duty]

ending under starting over
Bootie Duty
9/10 vogue
Apocolypse End of the World
WART SCAR
Near enough Far away
MENTAL SURREAL
CROWD AUDIENCE
REASONS SEASONS
voodoo doll teddy bear
Tree ~elephant try ver.~ Key ~eternal tie ver.~
pearlish girlish

[I think…] [I am...]

I think... I am...
closing Shuffle openning Run
Handcuffed Connected
SEGREGATE! UNITE!
revolution evolution
Of course Naturally
NO WAY NEVER EVER
suicidally solitary still alone
Nightfix Daybreak
taskinruption taskinlude
_|
A Song is stillborn A Song is born
Deadliest Dearest
no more remixes no more words
Infinite despair ~blown away in tornado~ Endless sorrow ~gone with the wind ver.~
GREENHOUSEffect flower garden

[STORMCLOUD] []

acidicsperience everlasting dream
THREE FISH WE WISH
Conceal me Real me
Frustr8ing & Exasper8ing Free & Easy
Soulocation Heartplace
Overdose Over
SKROWERIF HANABI
obligatoryjobinsurrealstate taskinillusion
October 2nd July 1st
Beasts Dolls
fatal coma neverending dream
A.W.O.L Voyage
Siamese twin Close to you
dependent- independent+
STORMCLOUD

LOL your tracklist for all albums is hilarious! I think I subconsciously copied some of your title tracks hahahaha I really loved "Overdose" and "Siamese twin" LMAO! Gross! That must have taken a LOT of time!

[AyuLover]

Originally posted by appears
AyuLover, whats the meaning of RED ROCK??

cre8ve titles that video footage sounds interesting

LOL.....I dunno....it's just that Ayu sometimes has weird title albums and I decided that RED ROCK would be ok.

[gakkun]

If Ayu was...*insert name*

Album name: Next to You

1. Show you now *safety*
2. GOSSIPER
3. Next to You
4. cloudy day
5. AXED *by the network remix*
6. NEVER
7. Addicted to drugs [up in heaven mix]
8. MINE!
9. Abortion
10. Mimic
11. time is forever
12. spit it out
bonus track - KANARIYA-REMIX?

doesn't make sense? Gotta think harder..

[Seiferz]

Here Comes again my new Crazy Tittles :
Sound Alike


" Damm of A-Nation "

Ayumi Hama Soc~Ki~e
Afax Brat Record

01.For Ur Matter
02.For My Deer
03.Drama
04.Voice & Growl
05.Too Fake
06.Boo...
07.Guilty
08.Ran Of The Whirl
09.B R A
10.A Dumb IS Warned
11.Molest
12.No More Worms
13.Brainless Zorro
14.Ran Bold
15.Neverending scream
16.We Piss
17.ME & ET
18.Balls
19.[G]rape full ~ days
20.Lamb of A-Nation
Ending: Evil Song

[Nu-NRG]

Name: New mini ayu-mi-x 6
Release date: comin soon......very soon
AHCD-66666-6
price: 2,200yen

tracklist~
1. Chucky (Dolls Reveng&Scream remix)
2. interfere feat. Ayupan and friends
2. Devil's song (DJ underworld remix)
3. breathless night (HAKU VS. FREDDY VS. JASON Extended remix)
4. a witch for YOU (Cute 'n' Evil remix)
5. SCREAM (STAB YOU ONCE STAB YOU TWICE RADIO EDIT)
6. Headless sorrow (Shi-nation Club Remix)

bonus track
7. Long Long Sleep (DJ Eternal vs. DJ D/\RK ANGEL remix)
+secret track LAST STOP (FINAL DESTINATION remix)

[jerms]

and...their back.

[sxesven]

Lets do this *****

Ayumi Hamamasake - Mumbojumbo asdreessddsd

1. Angel's bong [Smokin' remix]
2. Good ol' days ~Nostalgia version~
3. Because Of Yen [It's still about the money mix]
4. Ourselfish ["another one of my great wordplays!" - Ayu]
5. Hanabi ~Episode III~
6. Hanabi ~Episode IV~
7. Hanabi ~Episode V~
8. No pay no play
9. For god's sake
10. Mumbojumbo asdreessddsd

err... this is not my best comedy moment... forgive me...

1. Just another song [hey, it pays version]
2. Good ol' days [back when I still sold 1.000.000+ copies of my singles >_<]
3. Because of yen [in it for the money remix]
4. LOOK I GOT A CHRISTINA AGULEIRA DRESS *runs off*
5. Hanabi ~The Clone Wars~
6. No way to say [it's-almost-christmas-so-let's-release-a-snowy-single-with-Ayu-in-a-big-fluffy-coat-on-the-cover-so-people-will-buy-it-just-for-the-sake-of-it-being-a-christmas-single remix]
7. Please forgive me for Greatful Days [no problem girl, we'll just act like it doesn't exist - version]
8. Memorial address [take 26489 version... fer krist sake can't you sing it right?!]

forgive me...

[tl1029530921]

Originally posted by sxesven

6. No way to say [it's-almost-christmas-so-let's-release-a-snowy-single-with-Ayu-in-a-big-fluffy-coat-on-the-cover-so-people-will-buy-it-just-for-the-sake-of-it-being-a-christmas-single remix]

lol!!!