The Official Kylie Minogue Thread

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Omg, I'n love all the press about the oli, Kylie split from Aus and the UK. I saw one of Australia's biggest hosts David Koche saying he wanted to throttle Martinez and then calling him a bloody mungrel... and all the female hosts are calling him a dirty rat, lying cheat etc etc. Plus all the articles coming out are hilarious. Here's one I just read.

Kylie Minogue - From T&A to V&A
Date : 07.02.2007

“KYLIE’S revenge on her cheating lover,” promises the Mail’s front page.

Kylie’s now ex-lover is French actor Olivier Martinez. And Kylie revenge is to have... Well, can you guess?

Did Kylie: a) release a video over the Internet of Olivier showing off his cornichon; b) draw from her well of soap opera plotlines and sleep with Olivier’s dad/brother/mum etc.; or c) murder him?

This was Kylie’s “Revenge by Fedex”, says the Mail by way of a clue. And before you begin to fret, know that Kylie did not put Olivier’s head, that aforesaid cornichon and his boules in boxes and post one to each of the three women he is said to have cheated on her with.

Kylie’s “revenge” is to have gathered up Olivier’s stuff from her place - £100,000 worth – and post the lot to him.

Admittedly, our multiple choice question was misleading, Kylie opting for “d) none of the above”. But we wanted to help her. Her efforts at revenge seem weak. So much for a crime passionnel.

Or did Kylie – cruel, cruel Kylie – not put enough stamps on the boxes thus forcing Olivier to dip into his pockets and regret ever leaving Kylie?

Perhaps the better revenge is to show Olivier what he is missing?

“Olivier who?” asks the Mirror’s front page. It spots “Kylie out for first time since split”. Dressed in a Dolce & Gabbana purple gown and a £1million necklace, Kylie is off to the Victoria and Albert Museum.

Is this what a lonely, single girl does, head to the museum to be alone? Is Kylie alright? “I’m good, I’m fine,” says Kylie.

“Rat’s better,” says the Star’s headline as Kylie smiles. The strains of Stevie Wonders “Isn’t She Lovely” strike up. The Star hears cheers.

A microphone is pushed into Kylie’s hand. She is up on a stage. “I can see a lot for friends here in the crowd, a lot of friends,” she says. She then wishes partygoers an “amazing evening”.

And how can it not be. You want revenge. Here is revenge. As the Express notes, for the first time in the museum’s 155 year history, a show has been dedicated to a musician.

And what a show it is, featuring outfits from Kylie’s career. The Star spots the overalls Kylie wore as Charlene in Neighbours.

There’s the white jumpsuit from the Can’t Get You Out Of My Head video. The leopard-print catsuit. A micro-mini. And that pair of golf hotpants.

You want revenge? Here is revenge. Get a load of that, Olivier. You can’t miss it, Kylie’s talented derriere on a five-metre-wide screen.

Revenge is a dish best served hot, sticky and pert...

She is way too nice


Money seems to be tight for him now too, as he was forced to sell the yacht he bought for Kylie.

A source told Britain’s The Sun newspaper: “Olivier is facing up to looking after himself without Kylie.

Olivier has been criticised for his decision to sell the boat instead of giving it to Kylie, as it played a big part in helping her through her breast cancer battle.


The source added: “Kylie loved the boat and going for cruises on it and it really brightened her mood when she was ill.

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[Mad_Cactuar]

LOL. Amazing. I loved that article on revenge.

[m2yu]

reeeveenge! hahha, i agree she's way way too nice!! lol..

y sell the boat.. wad an idiot..!

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New Album to be the sexiest of all time

Kylie Minogue has promised fans her new album will be the sexiest pop album of all time.

The 38-year-old Spinning Around hitmaker, who completed her Showgirl - The Homecoming tour in January, has enlisted the help of unknown Scottish writer Calvin Harris.

She says: "I've already been in the recording studio doing some demos. The songs are amazing.

"I promise it will be the sexist album ever."

Minogue's next album will be her tenth release. The singer made her comeback in November 2006 after battling breast cancer and recently split from her boyfriend of four years, actor Olivier Martinez.

Kylie's new H&M Job

Following in the footsteps of Material Girl Madonna, Kylie Minogue has signed up to model swimwear for Swedish retailer H and M.

The company says the collection, entitled H and M loves Kylie, will form part of the group's main swimwear range and contain 15 "bohemian-chic" styles.

Oh and apparently 10 per cent of sales revenue from the collection will go to charity!

In other Miss Minogue news, Sydneyites should keep their eyes peeled for a float dedicated to the pop princess in tonight's Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras Parade.

Stolen H&M Kylie pics offered to newspaper

Thieves have tried to sell stolen pictures from a fashion shoot involving Australian pop star Kylie Minogue, a British newspaper reports.

The Sun said it turned down an offer from a man selling the swimwear photos for Stg50,000 ($A125,000).

"A shadowy figure called Franco said we should fly someone to Pula in Croatia to collect them," the paper said.

The Sun tipped off the singer's people, who apparently gave the paper an exclusive preview photo of her in a bikini, gold sandals and wrapped in a sarong.

The shots, taken on a Mexican beach, are to promote a clothing range called H&M loves Kylie.

H&M Preview shot



Can't wait to see the raunchy ones.

Nothing Sarong with me!

BRAVE Kylie Minogue looked fit and stunning at her first modelling shoot since battling breast cancer.

The Aussie singer appeared happy and healthier than ever posing in a bikini and sarong.

And you can see an exclusive preview of the pictures in today's Sun newspaper.

We were given the beautiful photos as a thank-you from Kylie, 38 — after we beat heartless crooks trying to cash in on her modelling comeback.

They contacted us yesterday, hoping to sell STOLEN pictures from the Mexican beach shoot for £50,000. A shadowy figure called Franco said we should fly someone to Pula in Croatia to collect them.

But we immediately tipped off Kylie and the photographers who took the shots for fashion chain H&M.

A spokesman for Kylie — still recovering from her split with French lover Olivier Martinez, 41 — said: “This photoshoot means a lot to her.

“It is incredibly brave of her to pose in swimwear and it is horrible to think someone was prepared to jeopardise that for cash. She and H&M are incredibly grateful to The Sun.”

Kylie had a partial mastectomy and chemo after being diagnosed in 2005. Doctors have given her the all-clear.

H&M said they chose her to model the swimwear as a tribute to her courage.

Last month she completed a comeback tour. Billboards for the “H&M loves Kylie” range go up on April 12. The 15 styles will be on sale in May.

[Cyria]

I hope her H&M ads end up being as good as Madonna's.

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OMFG! A 1:20 song sample called "Excuse my French" has just leaked to the net and it is allegedly Kylie's comback single but it seems pretty fishy. Many people say it sounds more like Dannii and it's just one of her leaked songs, while others say it's just a album track, and others are saying it's an unfinished single. Well, you can judge for yourselfs, I'm hoping it's an album track cause that would be amazing. Nothing's official yet. So far I think it's a leaked Dannii song but who knows.

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^ I hope they end being better, hehe

What I find interesting is that her billboards for H&M will go up in April and the swimwear will go on sale in May, so hopefully there might be a single released in that time, as it's better promotion for the swimwear if she's on the charts and constantly seen.

I've been OBSESSED with Chocolate!

[Cyria]

Excuse my French sounds pretty good, I hope it does end up being a track on Kylie's next album.

[Adrian20]

Like it! Kylie's comeback will be great

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Not much is known on the song still, but i'm so hoping it's an album track, it's great but to weak for a comeback single, makes for an excellent album track though.

Exclusive listen to Kylie Minogue's new album

Could it be? Yes, it could be a sample of Kylie Minogue's new album!!

The working title is Kylie X, but that will probably change as her previous album, Body Language, had the working title, City Games. (Which happens to be a b-side to the body language album).

The name of the new track is "Excuse My French," and it was produced by Jewels & Stone & Rob Davis. Enjoy!

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Leaked track suggests Kylie's not over Olivier

By ninemsn staff

A leaked track from Kylie Minogue's new album is set to fuel rumours that the singer wants to reunite with her French ex-boyfriend Olivier Martinez.

Called "Excuse My French", the electro-pop song has mysteriously found its way online and it contains several raunchy lyrics that seem to suggest Kylie has forgiven Olivier for being unfaithful.

"All I've been missing is another French kissing on the floor," the pop star sings.

But whether the song was recorded before or after her nasty break-up with Martinez is unclear.

In another part of the song Kylie gives what could be an insight into the couple's failing romance. "This giving, and taking. The screaming is so frustrating," she says.

"Did you deny me, just satisfy me. Give it all away," Kylie sings in the interlude.

The unofficial release of the track follows UK reports claiming that Minogue has been contacting Martinez and walking his dog in a bid to rekindle their relationship.

"Kylie wants Olivier back, but he feels he has moved on. It's been very sad," Olivier's father told the Sunday Mirror.

"We want both of them to be happy. They were great together."

Another relative was quoted as saying Kylie was "desperately clinging on to the hope of a reconciliation".

"She saw linking up with [his dog] Sheba as a great excuse for getting in touch with Olivier," the relative told the tabloid.

The News of the World printed a photo of Minogue walking Sheba in Paris, where she and Martinez had shared a Left Bank apartment.

The paper wondered whether the snap meant the Frenchman was "out of the doghouse".

Minogue and Martinez ended their four-year relationship last month after he was spotted out on the town with a string of glamorous women.

Kylie has since urged fans not to demonise Martinez, saying rumours of him cheating were untrue.


Kylie at Paris fashion week on Monday

Here are the pics from Kylie's original H&M photoshoot in 1998, just came across it. Kylie - H&M (1998)

[Artswom]

I'm sure her H&M ads will be as good as Madonna's!

Visit this link for an exclusive preview of a new Sky Arts documentary called 'Kylie: Cultural Icon'
http://www.artswom.co.uk/2007/03/06/40/

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Wow, that was interesting, thanks. I wanna watch it, and ofcoarse Kylie's clothing deserves to be in there.

BTW: Welcome Artswom!

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According to Wikipedia

Excuse My French & When The Cat's Away Both these demos leaked in March 2007 with a vocal sounding identical to Kylie's and touted as new material. The truth behind these tracks is that they are indeed Kylie-related but not actually by Kylie herself. They are in fact demos sung by a session singer in the same style as Kylie to sound like her in order to be presented to Parlophone and Kylie so they could gauge an idea of how the finished demo would sound if Kylie recorded it. It's not known if Kylie actually recorded these songs herself but the demos were recorded a few years ago, as quoted by Kylie's Management and Parlophone themselves. Indeed they sound almost exactly like Kylie as they were supposed to.

If thats true, then I guess those songs wont be on the new album since there probably just rejects from the Body Language album.

[Halla]

^ hopefully 'Excuse My French' will appear as a b-side, I like that track. I think Kylie often has great & interesting b-sides

[Artswom]

Thanks for the welcome, glad you liked the preview!

I am SO in love with Excuse my French

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^ Me too, I really hope she uses it, I can't stop listening to it.

OMFG, this is getting confusing, it looks like "Excuse my French" and "When the Cat's away" are really new demos as part of the new album's recording session and it is actually Kylie singing.

Kylie Minogue songs leaked, record label tries to recover

There's been a bit of controversy surrounding some new songs that have surfaced this week said to be future releases by international pop superstar Kylie Minogue. A Kylie insider tells GaySocialites.com that the songs, Excuse My French and When The Cat's Away, infact WERE recorded by Kylie and are new songs, not old demos as her record label claims.

After the tracks started showing up on forums and websites like this one, Kylie's label reps quickly denied that the person singing was actually Kylie.

"In a panic at the leakage of this new material they informed all parties questioning the song that it was actually an "Old demo" and that in fact it wasn't Kylie singing," our insider tells us.

If its not Kylie, then who is it? According to her record label, Parlophone, it was a session singer. That's when a demo is recorded with a 'stand-in' singer to sound like the intended artist so the song can be considered for the album.

"Whilst this session singer sound-a-like process is actually common practice in the demo process of big artists in this instance it is not the case," according to our source. "The leaked Excuse My French that you hear is very much Kylie's vocals and very much a new and real demo, recorded in 2006. It is not her new comeback single but it is indeed new material recorded as part of the demo sessions process for her forthcoming album, currently being labelled as Kylie X."

But can this brainwashing work? According to our insider, a Kylie Minogue and music expert...

"Many fans, after hearing they "weren't Kylie" then went on to convince themselves they never thought it was her in the first place. This is how throwing a fake spanner into the works can often confuse people and lead them to actually believe whatever yarn they are being spun."

Our source who is very close to camp Kylie very confidently said, "it can be confirmed, both Excuse My French and When The Cat's Away are indeed genuine Kylie demos and are also, indeed, new material."

Meanwhile, the record label is still shuffling to find out how the material leaked and is attempting to prevent future distribution.
http://gaysocialites.com/2007/03/kyl...eaked_rec.html

Links to songs are removed cause her label is psychotic.

[Jordan]

If anyone wants Rare Kylie songs go here:

http://captainnemo22.multiply.com/music/item/3

Sorry if this isnt allowed, if it is please remove!

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Wow! thanks so much! I've been looking for "The Real thing" for such a long time.

[Jordan]

Excuse My French (in full) is pretty good! good comeback!

And i love the H&M picture posted a little up

[Ayufan11]

it says on her official website its never been sung by her before... *shrugs*