[2007] Misheard lyrics?
 

(i've seen a thread like this before, but i didn't wanna bump it and get killed by a mob of angry anti-bumpers XP)


so...




what
are
your favorite
MISHEARD LYRICS???!?!

any artist, any song, any lyrics =3



i remember a few from the other thread:
ayu - STEP you - 1, 2, STEP YOU = want to stab you (HAHAHAHA chibivenus XD)
ayu - liar - and um cookie (forgot who wrote this one...)
the FAMOUS JEWEL SUBBED (forgot who made this...): http://download.yousendit.com/5DCEA6C904480AFF (mirrors please)


TO READ THE SUBS:
you'll need a player that can play subs (i use windows media player for this situation)
first: open WMP
then: go to view > lyrics, captions, yada yada
click on on if available
then
LISTEN AND LAUGH =3


ones that i've heard:
LOVE (ai otsuka) - LOVE no Theme - ai (love) mo' (more), ai mo' a kendechi [really bad pinyin...that's supposed to be the 'chinese' word for KFC. sounds like kentucky, kinda...so the full sentence translates to love more kentucky (fried chicken)...yes, i'm weird XD]
namie amuro - No - how about some sweet *****
ai otsuka - peach - *****!! (XD this one's kinda obvious...)
boa - every heart - every hurt (that's just plain engrish XD)
nanase aikawa - lovin' you - ROBBIN' YOU!!! (wow...so cruel, nanase!)

i'll write up some more when i find them =3

what about you guys?

"Every other breast you try to grow" - Cherry Girl XD

^ SERIOUSLY?!??! WHERE?!?!?!?

Am I missing something with the JEWEL link? It's just, well, JEWEL.

sifow - My Dear - Teletubbie
Koda Kumi - No Tricks - Booty Jumping! Lick a toe!
Ayu - A song for xx - I've been scheming.

And as x2 said, Kumi's 'Every other breast you try to grow'. It's impossible to hear anything else.

That's all I can think of, but there are loads of songs were I associate English words to the lyrics so I can sing along :laugh

oh, forgot to add, it's subbed, so you'll need to use some program that plays mp3s attached with subs...
trust me, it's really funny

"C'mon twinkle why don't you crap your hands!" ~ Kumi Koda, Twinkle

=_= Poor Kuu, her English is reeeeaaaalllyyy bad!

"So Get Up & Move your body! Shake up @$#$@#@ it's %^%^$#%" ~ Kumi Koda, Get Up & Move!!
I still don't know what she says there, so I substituted with symbols. ^.^

Namie Amuro - Queen of HIP POP - Ill slap you sweet *****
Namie Amuro - Violet sauce (the begginig where collabration is said ) glovealation

its Shake up as if is party (in this way at least)

namie amuro - violet sauce (specifically, the spicy remix) - aglowalition
koda kumi - get up & move! - you got me really ho-yea (she's actually saying horny...)
namie amuro - no - crap it crap it crap it

Koda Kumi - Come With Me - "Come with me, in the sand'
Koda Kumi - INTRODUCTION (Black Cherry) - 'Ayu-Ready'

It always sounded like "Shake up this selfish body" to me. I knew it wasn't that, but still. xD

Ayumi Hamasaki, beginning of "Beautiful Fighters": "It's my yellow bagel!"

I've misheard lyrics in a lot of songs before, but for some reason nothing is coming back to me...well, the most recent song lyric I've misheard is Utada Hikaru's "Beautiful World"---what I thought was "soba de de murasete" is actually "soba de NEmurasete", which makes so much more sense. XD I thought it was also "saki de yuku" instead of "sugite yuku".

I've seen this topic at other forums...I like it ^u^

Namie Amuro-Full Moon
misheard lyrics-kick crap kick crap
original lyrics-kick clap kick clap
misheard lyrics- tellin' me
original lyrics-Time Limit

ayumi hamasaki - beautiful fighters - it's my beautevil (combo of beautiful and evil) cabbage! let's fight evil men!

and that full moon one XD

Hehe, I hear some weird ones :P

Namie Amuro -

Hello!

I've never been this hard
I geuss because i cant fly

---

ii dont know what she's actually saying.

Tokyo Jihen-OSCA
misheard lyrics- A miss with Tits
original lyrics- MISU wa jits(jitsu)

OMG! THIS THREAD IS SO HILARIOUS!!!!!!
I love the STAB you one! :yes

Koda Kumi - Twinkle ~English ver~: you re-unite with strangers to carry on + c'mon twinkle why don't you crap your hands,

Koda Kumi - Tsuki to Taiyou: Sell me

Namie Amuro - Full Moon: I kiss me

Koda Kumi - JUICY: Remember, mother (instead of, remember, my love)

Koda Kumi - Puppy: I just love you cause I feel so cool + a meadow

Koda Kumi - Get Up & Move!!: You tell me where the hole is

Ayumi Hamasaki - Beautiful Fighters: It's my Omo bag (in Holland Omo is a detergent)

I guess that it! :yes

And what's with the JEWEL file? It's just an MP3 file

maybe you should kill the anti bumpers first LOL

anyway, that "want to stab you" is hilarious!

I agree... I'm gonna make a fanart of it!

Sorry! But I'm bored and I just seemed like a genius idea... :D