[2007] Misheard lyrics?

sora2522 · #1 28th July 2007, 11:40 AM

(i've seen a thread like this before, but i didn't wanna bump it and get killed by a mob of angry anti-bumpers XP)

so...

what
are
your favorite
MISHEARD LYRICS???!?!

any artist, any song, any lyrics =3

i remember a few from the other thread:
ayu - STEP you - 1, 2, STEP YOU = want to stab you (HAHAHAHA chibivenus XD)
ayu - liar - and um cookie (forgot who wrote this one...)
the FAMOUS JEWEL SUBBED (forgot who made this...): http://download.yousendit.com/5DCEA6C904480AFF (mirrors please)

TO READ THE SUBS:
you'll need a player that can play subs (i use windows media player for this situation)
first: open WMP
then: go to view > lyrics, captions, yada yada
click on on if available
then
LISTEN AND LAUGH =3

ones that i've heard:
LOVE (ai otsuka) - LOVE no Theme - ai (love) mo' (more), ai mo' a kendechi [really bad pinyin...that's supposed to be the 'chinese' word for KFC. sounds like kentucky, kinda...so the full sentence translates to love more kentucky (fried chicken)...yes, i'm weird XD]
namie amuro - No - how about some sweet *****
ai otsuka - peach - *****!! (XD this one's kinda obvious...)
boa - every heart - every hurt (that's just plain engrish XD)
nanase aikawa - lovin' you - ROBBIN' YOU!!! (wow...so cruel, nanase!)

i'll write up some more when i find them =3

what about you guys?

~X2RADialbomber~ · #2 28th July 2007, 11:54 AM

"Every other breast you try to grow" - Cherry Girl XD

sora2522 · #3 28th July 2007, 12:27 PM

^ SERIOUSLY?!??! WHERE?!?!?!?

Weslicious · #4 28th July 2007, 03:04 PM

Am I missing something with the JEWEL link? It's just, well, JEWEL.

sifow - My Dear - Teletubbie
Koda Kumi - No Tricks - Booty Jumping! Lick a toe!
Ayu - A song for xx - I've been scheming.

And as x2 said, Kumi's 'Every other breast you try to grow'. It's impossible to hear anything else.

That's all I can think of, but there are loads of songs were I associate English words to the lyrics so I can sing along

sora2522 · #5 28th July 2007, 03:09 PM

oh, forgot to add, it's subbed, so you'll need to use some program that plays mp3s attached with subs...
trust me, it's really funny

#6 28th July 2007, 03:10 PM

"C'mon twinkle why don't you crap your hands!" ~ Kumi Koda, Twinkle

=_= Poor Kuu, her English is reeeeaaaalllyyy bad!

"So Get Up & Move your body! Shake up @$#$@#@ it's %^%^$#%" ~ Kumi Koda, Get Up & Move!!
I still don't know what she says there, so I substituted with symbols. ^.^

thinkingoutloud89 · #7 28th July 2007, 04:10 PM

Namie Amuro - Queen of HIP POP - Ill slap you sweet *****
Namie Amuro - Violet sauce (the begginig where collabration is said ) glovealation

Quote:

Originally Posted by KaoriNeko

"C'mon twinkle why don't you crap your hands!" ~ Kumi Koda, Twinkle

=_= Poor Kuu, her English is reeeeaaaalllyyy bad!

"So Get Up & Move your body! Shake up @$#$@#@ it's %^%^$#%" ~ Kumi Koda, Get Up & Move!!
I still don't know what she says there, so I substituted with symbols. ^.^

its Shake up as if is party (in this way at least)

sora2522 · #8 28th July 2007, 04:13 PM

namie amuro - violet sauce (specifically, the spicy remix) - aglowalition
koda kumi - get up & move! - you got me really ho-yea (she's actually saying horny...)
namie amuro - no - crap it crap it crap it

Mercedes · #9 28th July 2007, 09:08 PM

Koda Kumi - Come With Me - "Come with me, in the sand'
Koda Kumi - INTRODUCTION (Black Cherry) - 'Ayu-Ready'

akesu · #10 29th July 2007, 03:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monkey_D_Ruffy16

Namie Amuro - Queen of HIP POP - Ill slap you sweet *****
Namie Amuro - Violet sauce (the begginig where collabration is said ) glovealation

its Shake up as if is party (in this way at least)

It always sounded like "Shake up this selfish body" to me. I knew it wasn't that, but still. xD

Ayumi Hamasaki, beginning of "Beautiful Fighters": "It's my yellow bagel!"

namiie · #11 29th July 2007, 04:23 AM

I've misheard lyrics in a lot of songs before, but for some reason nothing is coming back to me...well, the most recent song lyric I've misheard is Utada Hikaru's "Beautiful World"---what I thought was "soba de de murasete" is actually "soba de NEmurasete", which makes so much more sense. XD I thought it was also "saki de yuku" instead of "sugite yuku".

#12 29th July 2007, 05:01 AM

BoA - Diamond Heart.

some japanese word that the backing singers sing.
it sounds so much like they're saying Bloody 'Ell!*

*bloody hell with a silent H.. (i think it's in an Essex accent..)

mininamie · #13 29th July 2007, 06:52 AM

I've seen this topic at other forums...I like it ^u^

Namie Amuro-Full Moon
misheard lyrics-kick crap kick crap
original lyrics-kick clap kick clap
misheard lyrics- tellin' me
original lyrics-Time Limit

sora2522 · #14 29th July 2007, 07:20 AM

ayumi hamasaki - beautiful fighters - it's my beautevil (combo of beautiful and evil) cabbage! let's fight evil men!

and that full moon one XD

Raiu-Ayu · #15 29th July 2007, 07:22 PM

Hehe, I hear some weird ones

Quote:

Originally Posted by AAA - YA-YA-YA

Misheard
Ya ya ya yeah! It's so gay, right on time!

Actual
YA-YA-YA yeah! isoge Ride on Time

Quote:

Originally Posted by AAA - Climax Jump

Misheard
Me and Nissy

Actual
Means nothing

Quote:

Originally Posted by IVY - Sonata of Temptation

Misheard
Somebody do it! And do it dirty!

Actual
I can't find it

Impracticable · #16 29th July 2007, 07:34 PM

Namie Amuro -

Hello!

I've never been this hard
I geuss because i cant fly

---

ii dont know what she's actually saying.

mininamie · #17 1st August 2007, 10:19 AM

Tokyo Jihen-OSCA
misheard lyrics- A miss with Tits
original lyrics- MISU wa jits(jitsu)

AyuHamasaki01 · #18 1st August 2007, 10:46 AM

OMG! THIS THREAD IS SO HILARIOUS!!!!!!
I love the STAB you one!

Koda Kumi - Twinkle ~English ver~: you re-unite with strangers to carry on + c'mon twinkle why don't you crap your hands,

Koda Kumi - Tsuki to Taiyou: Sell me

Namie Amuro - Full Moon: I kiss me

Koda Kumi - JUICY: Remember, mother (instead of, remember, my love)

Koda Kumi - Puppy: I just love you cause I feel so cool + a meadow

Koda Kumi - Get Up & Move!!: You tell me where the hole is

Ayumi Hamasaki - Beautiful Fighters: It's my Omo bag (in Holland Omo is a detergent)

I guess that it!

And what's with the JEWEL file? It's just an MP3 file

extepan · #19 1st August 2007, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sora2522

(i've seen a thread like this before, but i didn't wanna bump it and get killed by a mob of angry anti-bumpers XP)

maybe you should kill the anti bumpers first LOL

anyway, that "want to stab you" is hilarious!

AyuHamasaki01 · #20 1st August 2007, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by extepan

maybe you should kill the anti bumpers first LOL

anyway, that "want to stab you" is hilarious!

I agree... I'm gonna make a fanart of it!

Sorry! But I'm bored and I just seemed like a genius idea...