Best Engrish used in a Jpop song.
 

Jpop is kinda known for it's..uh...strange use (misuse?) of the English language. But, that's what gives it it's own quirky little flare. So what are some of your favorite misuses of the English language (better known as 'ENGRISH') in Jpop?

Here's some of mine...

- "Wacha gonna do if natty wake" (Me Love Peace! by Namie) I still have no idea what she was trying to say...the song has a reggae beat I'm thinking it might have something to do with "nappy" hair??? No idea:P

- "Blow and the wind makes me fly" (Whisper by Namie)

- "Destiny is shine or not?" & "It's miracle so miracle" (Kiseki by BoA)

-"My cake makes you 'Good girl' or 'bad girl' Out of control!!" (Lollipop Candy Bad Girl by Tommy Heavenly6)

I'll add some more later:yes P.S. This isn't meant to offend anyone or any artist. It's just for fun so lighten up and add some of your favorites :)

Maybe my love is bigger than the Ginger bread man's vitality
- My Girlfriend by Micky Yuchun from TOHOSHINKI


It makes no sense, but I still like it~ ♥
The rest of this song is all Engrish-y~

MY FABORITES!

Smile me touch me / Don't tell a lie anymore to me / Can you look at my honey? / Cheese & Cheese & Smile! / I just love you because I feel so good / - Koda Kumi

Baby,Ring My Bell Sweet / Precious in my love / Connecting is my never land / Dear my tears / What imagine at the sky? / The heart is never end, never ever never end / Yes, every loneliness is never die / Now we stand admit contrary wind / Can I have a kindly look and heart? / can I'm satisfied? - BoA

Oh, get rock / We so hot, we so fly!!! / You're feelin' you never never lower your voice / Excuse me, Miss Mr. Mrs. Masquerade / you sexy thing like a gorgeous ring / Am I fool? / You such a selfish / Did you start to think I've got the life - Namie Amuro

Miss Muching - misono

I always be the chain / Rainbow's - sifow

Body Shake It! Body Shake It Now!! / beat time to the music / i feel the house / Don't be afraid of feeling / So baby don't let me alone / where start up? while I'm flying night / We are hurry up! / Happy enjoy enjoy　Happy & joy joy / Let's trip sweet dreaming.... - Suzuki Ami

I have been waiting for Scary night / I fell in sleep as I was playing the game / Oh baby… What's the hell !! / you will be stepped by one / It is better choose your friends! / I wanna dance in the floor! / like a melty sugar cream / Please make me feel fun! / let's go! sweet dream other side / I don't wanna live kiss someone's ass! - Tommy heavenly6

I think Maki Goto engrish in her song titles rocks xD
like "Some Boys! Touch", "How to Use SEXY" and similar :P

*insert full lyrics of Koda Kumi's TWINKLE here*

namie: body feel exit... exit?
hitomi: blade runner... blade? a weapon? and... runner? a person holding a weapon and running?

BoA;
Dakishimeru; I know loneliness It's best friend
cosmic eyes; Keep luck life
Before you said goodbye to me; I just think about you so why you left from me

Namie Amuro;
SOMETHING 'BOUT THE KISS; I can tell the kiss is the important signal to me
Get My Shinin'; Take it paradise / Someday I get my shinin', someday I meet somebody
Say the Word; Say the word, and lead me there for you, say the word and it's my dream comes true
PLEASE SMILE AGAIN; Please close to me

Hitomi Shimatani;
Sky High; I'm in your side

Ayumi Hamasaki;
glitter; Yes does believe in love
Real me; Woman could be having fun, woman could be like a nun

Koda Kumi;
LAST ANGEL; Tell me kiss me and beauty you shake / I have been telling you this that the future is in my hand / Oh peace world forget it's getting dark / Keep dance with my girl / It's real time get away get away.

Foxxi misQ;
X.B.F; Whatever you want it / We are worry 'bout your love / Maybe so heartbreak? / He's contact other girl

That'll do for now. :P

The lyrics says "Yes coz believe in love"! :laugh

Wait, what? :O
http://corichan.com/lyrics/albums/kk-kingdom.html#02


EDIT: OHHHH, you mean the random rap by some DBSK guy, huh?

BoA - Girl in the mirror

"Say Oh-Oh Let me blow"

let me blow?!? >_<

lmao that's so ... weird . What's going on in there ??? :laugh :laugh

oh yeah ayumi's lyrics in Real me is funny also . What's the connection between the woman can be having fun & woman can be a nun ??

^ at least that IS proper english....

it meant women can be very flexible, they can be having fun and can even have a peaceful/boring life like a nun...

Engrish is confusing. :dead2

Hehe, yup, I believe it was Micky.

Wait, no. I believe Ayu implied that a woman can go around having "fun" (if you get me) or she can be like a "nun" (if you get me). :innocent

Or something to that effect. :P

hmm, not necessarily in a naughty interpretation. I think she mentioned more that a girl could be a mischivious or behaved, in any kind of context you can imagine, not just about "that".

Oh. I always thought Ayu was being raunchy, lol. Especially with the nun thing. XD

lol yeah

I still don't get the rap part in LAST ANGEL til now though

MY HONEY~~

that's the only one i can hear without staring at the lyrics like -> o-o

YUI - I feel my soul, take me your way...

Never understood that one XD

Don't be afraid naked heart -- Yuna Ito's Urban Mermaid

And she's fluent too. >[