Misheard Lyrics ～Part II～
 

Well nobody made a second topic, so I thought I might as well xD Just post Song Title, Singer, What You Heard, and the real lyrics. Let's see what kinds of misheard lyrics we get from people! And the topic will provide good laughs =P

Song Title: Cherry Girl
Artist: Koda Kumi
What I Heard: Every other breast you try to grow
Real lyrics: I dunno

Song Title: No
Artist: Namie Amuro
What I Heard: How about some sweet *****
Real lyrics: How about some sweet peach

Song Title: Body Feels EXIT
Artist: Namie Amuro
What I Heard: Body feels egg ****/Body feels egg shite
Real lyrics: Body feels exit/Body feels excite

Song title: FULL MOON
Artist: Namie Amuro
What I Heard: Kick crap, kick crap
Real Lyrics: Kick clap, kick clap

Song title: VIOLET SAUCE
Artist: Namie Amuro
What I Heard: Glovelation
Real lyrics: Collaboration

Song title: INTRODUCTION
Artist: Koda Kumi
What I Heard: Ayuready?
Real lyrics: Are you ready?

Song title: HIDE & SEEK
Artist: Namie Amuro
Misheard: Boy you sexy thing, make me go to sleep
Real: Boy you sexy thing, like a gorgeous ring

Song title: WILD
Artist: Namie Amuro
Misheard: Watermelon, watermelon, watermelon like I do
Real: Dunno

Song title: No
Artist: Namie Amuro
Misheard: Crappin, crappin, crappin, crappin
Real: Clappin, clappin, clappin, clappin

Song Title: TWINKLE
Artist: Koda Kumi
Misheard: Why don't you crap your hands
Real: Why don't you clap your hands

Song title: Come
Artist: Namie Amuro
Misheard: I'm beating hugh, I'll be with Hugh
Real: I'll be with you, I'll be with you

Song title: Lick me♥
Artist: Koda Kumi
Misheard: Everyday all right over your face
Real: Everything all right don't be afraid

Song title: WILD
Artist: Namie Amuro
Misheard: Lights out, short sleeves, kick somebody
Real: Legs, arms, shoulders, knees, fingers, toes, hips and belly

Song title: WILD
Artist: Namie Amuro
Misheard: Legs, a.rse, short sleeves, kick somebody, habakarukotokagu, LET'S GET WIDE!
Real: Legs, arms, shoulders, knees, fingers, toes, hips and belly Haruba kara koto naku LET'S GET WILD!

Song title: WILD
Artist: Namie Amuro
Misheard: Japanese people don't think hard
Real: Japonizu Pipuru Don't Think Hard

Song title: Say the word
Artist: Namie Amuro
Misheard: Save the world
Real: Say the word

Song title: Dr.
Artist: Namie Amuro
Misheard: Please change the best in us Dr.
Real: Please change is the best, save us Dr.

Song title; WoWa
Artist: Namie Amuro
Misheard: Hump tonight, hump tonight, feel so high, feel so high, WoWa, WoWa, WoWa, WoWa
Real: Hot 2nite, hot 2nite, feel so high, feel so high, WoWa, WoWa, WoWa, WoWa

Poor Namie, she has a lot of misheard stuff

:roflmao


Namie Amuro/Full Moon
Heard:
symphony ah symphony
symphony ah symphony
everybody taught somebody sonna body body

Real:
Somebody needs somebody
Somebody wants somebody
Everybody talks somebody
sonna Party, Party, Party, Party

Namie Amuro/Can't sleep, Can't eat, I'm sick
Heard:
i'm sickeling im sick im sicking of you all the time

Real:
Can't sleep, can't eat, I'm sick
I've been thinkin' of you all the time

Ohh yay :D I like this thread :D

Koda Kumi - Black Cherry
Heard: Rip my pants off
Real: Turn the bass up

Koda Kumi - ECSTASY
Heard: Reed Black
Real: Laid Back

Lol I heard the same things XD
She says work the middle, work the middle like I do

COSMIC LOVE - Nana Mizuki
Heard: You know you just revealed my heart, big, FAT heart
Real: You know you just revealed my heart, big, red heart

NEXT LEVEL
I heard : hajimatteku sunatto mo
real : hajimatteku START to mo

lol namie amuro and koda kumi, queens of engrish :heart

sometimes i don't even know that they are singing in english until i read the lyrics lmfao

utada hikaru - amai wana paint it black
misheard: i see a red DOG and i wanna paint it black
real: i see a red door and i wanna paint it black

Ayumi Hamasaki - Beautiful Fighters
Misheard: Lets fight evil burgers, lets fight evil meat
Real: We are beautiful fighters, we are beautiful fight :shrug:confused

Ai Otsuka: Peach
Misheard: *****
Real: Peach

Ami Suzuki - can't stop the DISCO
Misheard: You can't stop the Disclo
Real: You can't stop the DISCO

Song title: WILD
Artist: Namie Amuro
Misheard: HA-TO BII-TO I-TO SHI-TO(heartbeat eat s**t)
Real: A to I to SHI to

Song title: PEACH
Artist: Ai Otsuka
Misheard: b*t*h
Real: beach

LOL XDDDD. I was thinking in that too!:roflmao

Namie Amuro - WILD
misheard: whack the metal
real: work the middle

misheard: waist up short sleeves
real: legs arms shoulders knees

Namie Amuro - full moon
misheard: horrible..
real: full moon..

namie amuro - cant sleep cant eat im sick
misheard: if youre sick of me sick of me, stick it up me all the time
real: cant sleep cant eat im sick i been thinkin bout u all the time

namie amuro - violet sauce
misheard: dippy in the sauce dippy in the violet sauce
real: dip it in the sauce, dip it it the violet sauce.

I still don't know the lyrics to a good portion of the tracks from Hikki's TITO...and there are no lyrics in the booklet @_@

BoA ~ Last Christmas
Misheard: Rast Chlistmas
Real: Last Christmas

BoA ~ Every Heart
Misheard: Every Hurt
Real: Every heart (that's just plain old Engrish:laugh)

Namie Amuro ~ I Wanna Show You My Love
Mihseard: Hippo, Hobo
Real: hip-pop, oh boy :tconfused:shrug

alan - my stage

misheard - summer vacation, kumi vacation

real - dunno.

Namie Amuro - Top Secret

misheard: Koda Kuu and you never can turn back
real: dunno.


I really don't know why I hear kumi everywhere. I don't like Kuu THAT much, lol.

Koda Kumi: JUICY

Misheard: You make me hot (on a plate)
Real: You make me hot (and wet)

^ LOL. I hear that too.
:roflmao:clapclap

Kumi's Hurry Up!!

Misheard: get a rent-boy! get a rent-boy!
Real: get away boy! get away boy!