"Horny skin" should be changed to something... less suggestive, haha. I've always wanted to try Aojiru, since they play a lot of the Ryokko Aojiru commercials over here, but when I get the samples, I'm too freaked out by the "Ew! This tastes terrible!" comments that some have towards it... (like reactions towards Noni juice or something because it's apparently REALLY bitter) Thanks for the translation!
DOES NOT LOOK LIKE AYU. She looks so average and normal here! Almost like she popped out of the Depend on you single cover and stuck a pair of Ray Ban sunglasses on.