[Ranma Matsuri]

Originally Posted by ownsarai

OK this should be fun.
1. Fan: "Hello Ayu! Please come to (foreign country)!"
AU Ayu's response: I no speak your silly language. Japanese ONRY!

Originally Posted by identity

2. Yochan: "Ayu, I've decided to retire and become a clown for children's birthday parties."
AU Ayu's response: "Cool, you won't even have to put any make-up on for that job"


6. Ayu Hater: "Ayumi Hamasucki you suck omg."
AU Ayu's response: "And the sky is blue, what's your point?"

Originally Posted by Raiu-Ayu

1. Fan: "Hello Ayu! Please come to (foreign country)!"
AU Ayu's response: DO NOT LOOK ME IN THE FACE!!! DIE PEASANT!!! FEAR MEEEEEEE!!

2. Yochan: "Ayu, I've decided to retire and become a clown for children's birthday parties."
AU Ayu's response:How dare you pathetic music man disobey me!! FEAR MEEEEEEE!!

3. Shuya: "OMG PINO AND PAPIKO JUMPED OFF THE STAGE!"
AU Ayu's response: No they didn't; I kicked them, you poof!! Now be gayer! FEAR MEEEEEEE!!

4. ZIN's monkey: "Ayu, will you marry me?"
AU Ayu's response: You ask the great ayumi hamasaki to be a wife?? *rips off monkey head. holds to sky. lightening and thunder* FEAR MEEEEEEE!!

5. Normal Ayu: "Yaaaay time to go get my nails done!!"
AU Ayu's response: *pins normal ayu to wall. shoots several hundred times with nail gun* FEAR MEEEEEEE!!

6. Ayu Hater: "Ayumi Hamasucki you suck omg."
AU Ayu's response: Awh, thank you so much *hater ignores. snaps hater neck* FEAR MEEEEEEE!!

7. Max: "Ayu, you're fired!"
AU Ayu's response: *sets Max on fire* I guess Max *puts on sunglasses* has been fired "YEEEAAAAHH" FEAR MEEEEEEE!! (CSI: Miami holla! )

8. You (the member): "Why are you such a *****?"
AU Ayu's response: FEAR MEEEEEEE!!

This is so fun!