The Alternate Universe Ayu Game XD

[love in music]

1. Fan: "Hello Ayu! Please come to (foreign country)!"
AU Ayu's response: "Ew, I only want to stay in Japan, I hate traveling!"

2. Yochan: "Ayu, I've decided to retire and become a clown for children's birthday parties."
AU Ayu's response: "Cool, you won't even have to put any make-up on for that job"

3. Shuya: "OMG PINO AND PAPIKO JUMPED OFF THE STAGE!"
AU Ayu's response: "Good riddance, anyone want to take them home? I hate dogs"

4. ZIN's monkey: "Ayu, will you marry me?"
AU Ayu's response: "Um no, you're not even real. This is so immature, I'm an adult and I don't want to play childish games like this."

5. Normal Ayu: "Yaaaay time to go get my nails done!!"
AU Ayu's response: "I hate all these decorations they put on my nails, they're so boring and ugly. I hate my nail artist too."

6. Ayu Hater: "Ayumi Hamasucki you suck omg."
AU Ayu's response: "And the sky is blue, what's your point?"

7. Max: "Ayu, you're fired!"
AU Ayu's response: "Thank goodness, now I can rest. There's nothing I hate more than working."

8. You (the member): How many times have you said "wow yeah" or "lalala" in your songs?
AU Ayu's response: "Zero. I would never say such nonsense in any of my songs. Like I said before, I'm a mature ADULT. I don't say useless words like those in my songs."