![]() |
| · Ayu's Official Site · Ayu's twitter · Ayu's YouTube · masa's translations · Misa-chan's translations · |
|
|
|
#1
|
||||
|
||||
|
Misheard Lyrics ~Part II~
Well nobody made a second topic, so I thought I might as well xD Just post Song Title, Singer, What You Heard, and the real lyrics. Let's see what kinds of misheard lyrics we get from people! And the topic will provide good laughs =P
__________________
Tumblr |
|
#2
|
||||
|
||||
|
Song Title: Cherry Girl
Artist: Koda Kumi What I Heard: Every other breast you try to grow Real lyrics: I dunno Song Title: No Artist: Namie Amuro What I Heard: How about some sweet ***** Real lyrics: How about some sweet peach Song Title: Body Feels EXIT Artist: Namie Amuro What I Heard: Body feels egg ****/Body feels egg shite Real lyrics: Body feels exit/Body feels excite Song title: FULL MOON Artist: Namie Amuro What I Heard: Kick crap, kick crap Real Lyrics: Kick clap, kick clap Song title: VIOLET SAUCE Artist: Namie Amuro What I Heard: Glovelation Real lyrics: Collaboration Song title: INTRODUCTION Artist: Koda Kumi What I Heard: Ayuready? Real lyrics: Are you ready? Song title: HIDE & SEEK Artist: Namie Amuro Misheard: Boy you sexy thing, make me go to sleep Real: Boy you sexy thing, like a gorgeous ring Song title: WILD Artist: Namie Amuro Misheard: Watermelon, watermelon, watermelon like I do Real: Dunno Song title: No Artist: Namie Amuro Misheard: Crappin, crappin, crappin, crappin Real: Clappin, clappin, clappin, clappin Song Title: TWINKLE Artist: Koda Kumi Misheard: Why don't you crap your hands Real: Why don't you clap your hands Song title: Come Artist: Namie Amuro Misheard: I'm beating hugh, I'll be with Hugh Real: I'll be with you, I'll be with you Song title: Lick me♥ Artist: Koda Kumi Misheard: Everyday all right over your face Real: Everything all right don't be afraid Song title: WILD Artist: Namie Amuro Misheard: Lights out, short sleeves, kick somebody Real: Legs, arms, shoulders, knees, fingers, toes, hips and belly Song title: WILD Artist: Namie Amuro Misheard: Legs, a.rse, short sleeves, kick somebody, habakarukotokagu, LET'S GET WIDE! Real: Legs, arms, shoulders, knees, fingers, toes, hips and belly Haruba kara koto naku LET'S GET WILD! Song title: WILD Artist: Namie Amuro Misheard: Japanese people don't think hard Real: Japonizu Pipuru Don't Think Hard Song title: Say the word Artist: Namie Amuro Misheard: Save the world Real: Say the word Song title: Dr. Artist: Namie Amuro Misheard: Please change the best in us Dr. Real: Please change is the best, save us Dr. Song title; WoWa Artist: Namie Amuro Misheard: Hump tonight, hump tonight, feel so high, feel so high, WoWa, WoWa, WoWa, WoWa Real: Hot 2nite, hot 2nite, feel so high, feel so high, WoWa, WoWa, WoWa, WoWa Poor Namie, she has a lot of misheard stuff
__________________
![]() ![]() Best Gaga sets in the world created by JPopDream! Last edited by Namie♡TOP SECRET; 1st September 2009 at 11:09 AM. Reason: language |
|
#3
|
||||
|
||||
|
Quote:
![]() Namie Amuro/Full Moon Heard: symphony ah symphony symphony ah symphony everybody taught somebody sonna body body Real: Somebody needs somebody Somebody wants somebody Everybody talks somebody sonna Party, Party, Party, Party Namie Amuro/Can't sleep, Can't eat, I'm sick Heard: i'm sickeling im sick im sicking of you all the time Real: Can't sleep, can't eat, I'm sick I've been thinkin' of you all the time |
|
#4
|
||||
|
||||
|
Quote:
She says work the middle, work the middle like I do
__________________
Last edited by taskinillusion; 11th August 2009 at 06:38 AM. |
|
#5
|
||||
|
||||
|
Ohh yay
I like this thread ![]() Koda Kumi - Black Cherry Heard: Rip my pants off Real: Turn the bass up Koda Kumi - ECSTASY Heard: Reed Black Real: Laid Back
__________________
ROCK'N'ROLL |
|
#6
|
||||
|
||||
|
COSMIC LOVE - Nana Mizuki
Heard: You know you just revealed my heart, big, FAT heart Real: You know you just revealed my heart, big, red heart |
|
#8
|
||||
|
||||
|
lol namie amuro and koda kumi, queens of engrish
![]() sometimes i don't even know that they are singing in english until i read the lyrics lmfao |
|
#9
|
||||
|
||||
|
utada hikaru - amai wana paint it black
misheard: i see a red DOG and i wanna paint it black real: i see a red door and i wanna paint it black |
|
#10
|
||||
|
||||
|
Ayumi Hamasaki - Beautiful Fighters
Misheard: Lets fight evil burgers, lets fight evil meat Real: We are beautiful fighters, we are beautiful fight ![]() ![]() Ai Otsuka: Peach Misheard: ***** Real: Peach Ami Suzuki - can't stop the DISCO Misheard: You can't stop the Disclo Real: You can't stop the DISCO
__________________
![]() ![]() Best Gaga sets in the world created by JPopDream! |
|
#11
|
||||
|
||||
|
LOL XDDDD. I was thinking in that too!
__________________
Please treasure time, not to regret later, as it's irreplaceable Please don't forget, however much we pray later, we can never get back this time |
|
#12
|
||||
|
||||
|
R-O-F-L!
__________________
|
|
#13
|
||||
|
||||
|
Song title: WILD
Artist: Namie Amuro Misheard: HA-TO BII-TO I-TO SHI-TO(heartbeat eat s**t) Real: A to I to SHI to Song title: PEACH Artist: Ai Otsuka Misheard: b*t*h Real: beach |
|
#14
|
||||
|
||||
|
Namie Amuro - WILD
misheard: whack the metal real: work the middle misheard: waist up short sleeves real: legs arms shoulders knees Namie Amuro - full moon misheard: horrible.. real: full moon.. namie amuro - cant sleep cant eat im sick misheard: if youre sick of me sick of me, stick it up me all the time real: cant sleep cant eat im sick i been thinkin bout u all the time namie amuro - violet sauce misheard: dippy in the sauce dippy in the violet sauce real: dip it in the sauce, dip it it the violet sauce. |
|
#15
|
||||
|
||||
|
Quote:
dippy dippy
|
|
#16
|
|||
|
|||
|
I still don't know the lyrics to a good portion of the tracks from Hikki's TITO...and there are no lyrics in the booklet @_@
|
|
#17
|
||||
|
||||
|
BoA ~ Last Christmas
Misheard: Rast Chlistmas Real: Last Christmas BoA ~ Every Heart Misheard: Every Hurt Real: Every heart (that's just plain old Engrish )Namie Amuro ~ I Wanna Show You My Love Mihseard: Hippo, Hobo Real: hip-pop, oh boy ![]()
__________________
![]() ![]() Best Gaga sets in the world created by JPopDream! Last edited by Namie♡TOP SECRET; 1st September 2009 at 11:10 AM. |
|
#18
|
||||
|
||||
|
alan - my stage
misheard - summer vacation, kumi vacation real - dunno. Namie Amuro - Top Secret misheard: Koda Kuu and you never can turn back real: dunno. I really don't know why I hear kumi everywhere. I don't like Kuu THAT much, lol. |
|
#19
|
||||
|
||||
|
Quote:
for top secret, i guess it should be fumikondara Never can turn back?
__________________
|
|
#20
|
||||
|
||||
|
Koda Kumi: JUICY
Misheard: You make me hot (on a plate) Real: You make me hot (and wet) |
![]() |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
![]() |