The Alternate Universe Ayu Game XD

[gallowsCalibrator]

So, I was thinking, what would Ayu be in an alternate universe? XD In reality, she's sweet, caring, and fun, so she would be what in an upside down world? I found this quiz thing for another person and changed it to fit Ayu~

What do you think Ayu would say in these situations if she was the opposite of what she is now? (personality wise) This will be funny to see what people think XD

1. Fan: "Hello Ayu! Please come to (foreign country)!"
AU Ayu's response:

2. Yochan: "Ayu, I've decided to retire and become a clown for children's birthday parties."
AU Ayu's response:

3. Shuya: "OMG PINO AND PAPIKO JUMPED OFF THE STAGE!"
AU Ayu's response:

4. ZIN's monkey: "Ayu, will you marry me?"
AU Ayu's response:

5. Normal Ayu: "Yaaaay time to go get my nails done!!"
AU Ayu's response:

6. Ayu Hater: "Ayumi Hamasucki you suck omg."
AU Ayu's response:

7. Max: "Ayu, you're fired!"
AU Ayu's response:

8. You (the member): (choose your own ^^)
AU Ayu's response:


Remember, this is all for fun! I know it's weird, but the results on the original one were funny, so I thought it would be funny for Ayu too (^^)"

[rakeru]

I don't know about Zin's monkey, but if Zin proposed to AU Ayu, she'd be all "...I thought you were gay!"

[Ranma Matsuri]

1. Fan: "Hello Ayu! Please come to (foreign country)!"
AU Ayu's response: *tips head back and laughs* NEVER! Now go buy all the 596867933 versions of my next single. BUY PUPPET BUY!

2. Yochan: "Ayu, I've decided to retire and become a clown for children's birthday parties."
AU Ayu's response: *sigh* Yochan, we've been over this. How many times do I have to tell you that the sight of you frightens small children?

3. Shuya: "OMG PINO AND PAPIKO JUMPED OFF THE STAGE!"
AU Ayu's response: *whistles innocently and pushes down the springboards by the mike stands*

4. ZIN's monkey: "Ayu, will you marry me?"
AU Ayu's response: OMG YES! YES! I DO!

5. Normal Ayu: "Yaaaay time to go get my nails done!!"
AU Ayu's response: "Time to get the claws groomed again *sigh*... someone bring the woodsaw."

6. Ayu Hater: "Ayumi Hamasucki you suck omg."
AU Ayu's response: LOOK! It's Koda Kumi inside a fishbowl! (Hater: *looks away* Where?) *sticks high heeled shoe up hater's backdoor and go buys another pair*

7. Max: "Ayu, you're fired!"
AU Ayu's response: "About ****ing time! I've been trying to get kicked out of this dump since MY STORY" *jumps in car and drives off* " I'M FREE! I'M FREE!"

8. You (the member): ... I love you. O_O You are GOD!
AU Ayu's response: God's hungry. Go get me some of that kiwi **** everyone's been making a big deal about.

LOL, I know I'm so lame.

[asmAyumi1992]

1. Fan: "Hello Ayu! Please come to Malaysia!"
AU Ayu's response:Of course! I'll live there forever

2. Yochan: "Ayu, I've decided to retire and become a clown for children's birthday parties."
AU Ayu's response: Good for you. Now, just get off of my eyes! I hate clowns!

3. Shuya: "OMG PINO AND PAPIKO JUMPED OFF THE STAGE!"
AU Ayu's response: Reli? So what??!

4. ZIN's monkey: "Ayu, will you marry me?"
AU Ayu's response: Nah.. I hate monkeys...

5. Normal Ayu: "Yaaaay time to go get my nails done!!"
AU Ayu's response: Forget it. *pulled off her nails*

6. Ayu Hater: "Ayumi Hamasucki you suck omg."
AU Ayu's response : No!!!!!!! I'm gonna kill myself!!

7. Max: "Ayu, you're fired!"
AU Ayu's response: YAY!!!!!

8. You (the member): Will you move out your house in Tokyo and move in to my house in Malaysia?
AU Ayu's response: Hell yeah!! Let's go now

[ownsarai]

OK this should be fun.
1. Fan: "Hello Ayu! Please come to (foreign country)!"
AU Ayu's response: I no speak your silly language. Japanese ONRY!

2. Yochan: "Ayu, I've decided to retire and become a clown for children's birthday parties."
AU Ayu's response: ...OK Yo...chan...have a nice life without my money to support you!

3. Shuya: "OMG PINO AND PAPIKO JUMPED OFF THE STAGE!"
AU Ayu's response: *stares at the floor* Maybe they died? Oh well, less of my millions to spend on dog food.

4. ZIN's monkey: "Ayu, will you marry me?"
AU Ayu's response: Um...yea right. You think anyone could ever be good enough for THIS?! *Ayu points to herself*

5. Normal Ayu: "Yaaaay time to go get my nails done!!"
AU Ayu's response: Seriously...I think I can do without my fingers.

6. Ayu Hater: "Ayumi Hamasucki you suck omg."
AU Ayu's response: Your not the one making the millions honey, no wonder you hate me...I mean, LOOK AT ME!

7. Max: "Ayu, you're fired!"
AU Ayu's response: Um, I don't think so MAX...YOU ARE FIRED! *boots Max off of avex property, avex then changes its name to ayutrax.

8. You (the member):Ayu you are a very kind and beautiful person (choose your own ^^)
AU Ayu's response: I know right? *bats her eyelashes* Now buy my new album or you will suffer.

[toniayu]

haha very fun:

1. Fan: "Hello Ayu! Please come to (foreign country)!"
AU Ayu's response: I haven't time

2. Yochan: "Ayu, I've decided to retire and become a clown for children's birthday parties."
AU Ayu's response: ok,by,bye,well you go

3. Shuya: "OMG PINO AND PAPIKO JUMPED OFF THE STAGE!"
AU Ayu's response: Take them away now >_<!!!

4. ZIN's monkey: "Ayu, will you marry me?"
AU Ayu's response: me...with you? hahahhahahahahah *don't stop laugh*

5. Normal Ayu: "Yaaaay time to go get my nails done!!"
AU Ayu's response: ooh nice~!! *I break your nails o^_^o*

6. Ayu Hater: "Ayumi Hamasucki you suck omg."
AU Ayu's response: .________________.

7. Max: "Ayu, you're fired!"
AU Ayu's response: I was sick of you,I will make my own record label >_<

8. You (the member): (choose your own ^^) what is the name for your 50th single?
AU Ayu's response: buy it and you know

[love in music]

1. Fan: "Hello Ayu! Please come to (foreign country)!"
AU Ayu's response: "Ew, I only want to stay in Japan, I hate traveling!"

2. Yochan: "Ayu, I've decided to retire and become a clown for children's birthday parties."
AU Ayu's response: "Cool, you won't even have to put any make-up on for that job"

3. Shuya: "OMG PINO AND PAPIKO JUMPED OFF THE STAGE!"
AU Ayu's response: "Good riddance, anyone want to take them home? I hate dogs"

4. ZIN's monkey: "Ayu, will you marry me?"
AU Ayu's response: "Um no, you're not even real. This is so immature, I'm an adult and I don't want to play childish games like this."

5. Normal Ayu: "Yaaaay time to go get my nails done!!"
AU Ayu's response: "I hate all these decorations they put on my nails, they're so boring and ugly. I hate my nail artist too."

6. Ayu Hater: "Ayumi Hamasucki you suck omg."
AU Ayu's response: "And the sky is blue, what's your point?"

7. Max: "Ayu, you're fired!"
AU Ayu's response: "Thank goodness, now I can rest. There's nothing I hate more than working."

8. You (the member): How many times have you said "wow yeah" or "lalala" in your songs?
AU Ayu's response: "Zero. I would never say such nonsense in any of my songs. Like I said before, I'm a mature ADULT. I don't say useless words like those in my songs."

[y_nathz]

1. Fan: "Hello Ayu! Please come to Indonesia!"
AU Ayu's response: ...That country existed ?

2. Yochan: "Ayu, I've decided to retire and become a clown for children's birthday parties."
AU Ayu's response: Luckily it's not my child

3. Shuya: "OMG PINO AND PAPIKO JUMPED OFF THE STAGE!"
AU Ayu's response: they're the free gifts for TA today anyway~~

4. ZIN's monkey: "Ayu, will you marry me?"
AU Ayu's response: Sorry, I've dated Subaru's pink hair

5. Normal Ayu: "Yaaaay time to go get my nails done!!"
AU Ayu's response: I really wanna fry my nails

6. Ayu Hater: "Ayumi Hamasucki you suck omg."
AU Ayu's response: You're just jealous of my money, want some ?

7. Max: "Ayu, you're fired!"
AU Ayu's response: OMG YES!!! Time to make my own company, AYU TRAX !!!

8. You (the member): Ayu, this is daddy!!
AU Ayu's response: Noooo dad is a teddy bear !!!

[Raiu-Ayu]

1. Fan: "Hello Ayu! Please come to (foreign country)!"
AU Ayu's response: DO NOT LOOK ME IN THE FACE!!! DIE PEASANT!!! FEAR MEEEEEEE!!

2. Yochan: "Ayu, I've decided to retire and become a clown for children's birthday parties."
AU Ayu's response:How dare you pathetic music man disobey me!! FEAR MEEEEEEE!!

3. Shuya: "OMG PINO AND PAPIKO JUMPED OFF THE STAGE!"
AU Ayu's response: No they didn't; I kicked them, you poof!! Now be gayer! FEAR MEEEEEEE!!

4. ZIN's monkey: "Ayu, will you marry me?"
AU Ayu's response: You ask the great ayumi hamasaki to be a wife?? *rips off monkey head. holds to sky. lightening and thunder* FEAR MEEEEEEE!!

5. Normal Ayu: "Yaaaay time to go get my nails done!!"
AU Ayu's response: *pins normal ayu to wall. shoots several hundred times with nail gun* FEAR MEEEEEEE!!

6. Ayu Hater: "Ayumi Hamasucki you suck omg."
AU Ayu's response: Awh, thank you so much *hater ignores. snaps hater neck* FEAR MEEEEEEE!!

7. Max: "Ayu, you're fired!"
AU Ayu's response: *sets Max on fire* I guess Max *puts on sunglasses* has been fired "YEEEAAAAHH" FEAR MEEEEEEE!! (CSI: Miami holla! )

8. You (the member): "Why are you such a *****?"
AU Ayu's response: FEAR MEEEEEEE!!

[clover_bali]

1. Fan: "Hello Ayu! Please come to (BALI, INDONESIA!)"
AU Ayu's response: I've come to your country but with no news, LoL~~

2. Yochan: "Ayu, I've decided to retire and become a clown for children's birthday parties."
AU Ayu's response: I will pay you with high pay to appear on my birthday party !!!

3. Shuya: "OMG PINO AND PAPIKO JUMPED OFF THE STAGE!"
AU Ayu's response: yeah!!!! HORAY!!!! so cute~~~ kawaii desu ne~~~ kyaa!!! kyaa!!!! kyaa!!! everybody GO! everybodty JUMP!!!! yeah yeah yeeaaahhh~~ JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!

4. ZIN's monkey: "Ayu, will you marry me?"
AU Ayu's response: No no no... No no no... No no no... No no no... No no... (hahahaha) NoNo NoNo (hahahaha) NoNo NoNo *singing Sparkle & LOVE 'n' HATE*

5. Normal Ayu: "Yaaaay time to go get my nails done!!"
AU Ayu's response: yeah yeah yeeaaahhh~~ JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! yeah yeah yeeaaahhh~~ JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!

6. Ayu Hater: "Ayumi Hamasucki you suck omg."
AU Ayu's response: I pray for you so you go to heaven with these words, thank you

7. Max: "Ayu, you're fired!"
AU Ayu's response: I will reply to all this !!!! I'll write your name in the DEATH NOTE !!! I'll write your name in the JIGOKU TSUUSHIN !!!! Shinigami will pick you go to hell !!!!!

8. You (the member): (would you marry me ????)
AU Ayu's response: OMG !!!! It is a misfortune for me !!!!

[powpowparn]

1. Fan: "Hello Ayu! Please come to (foreign country)!"
AU Ayu's response: Stop asking me to come to your STUPID hovel of a country!!!!

2. Yochan: "Ayu, I've decided to retire and become a clown for children's birthday parties."
AU Ayu's response: Birthday parties?? Surely you mean Halloween?

3. Shuya: "OMG PINO AND PAPIKO JUMPED OFF THE STAGE!"
AU Ayu's response: Your point? If you're so worried get them yourself! *pushes Shuya off the stage*

4. ZIN's monkey: "Ayu, will you marry me?"
AU Ayu's response: No. *Shoots monkey with a shotgun*

5. Normal Ayu: "Yaaaay time to go get my nails done!!"
AU Ayu's response: *Bites nails*

6. Ayu Hater: "Ayumi Hamasucki you suck omg."
AU Ayu's response: Like omg, your face sucks. Stan, this freak is breathing the same air as me. Remove him/her!

7. Max: "Ayu, you're fired!"
AU Ayu's response: Yeah don't think so. Are we done now? OK laters.

8. You (the member): Will you ever come back to London?
AU Ayu's response: Come BACK??? Don't make me laugh! All you horrible little creeps wouldn't give me a break. "Ayu Ayu sign this, sign that. Take a picture! Blah blah blah!". You're lucky I didn't get Stan to show you all a lesson. Now, don't forget to buy my next CD. There's a good little fan.

[C+R+E+AYUMI]

Originally Posted by Ranma Matsuri

2. Yochan: "Ayu, I've decided to retire and become a clown for children's birthday parties."
AU Ayu's response: *sigh* Yochan, we've been over this. How many times do I have to tell you that the sight of you frightens small children?

[Ranma Matsuri]

Originally Posted by ownsarai

OK this should be fun.
1. Fan: "Hello Ayu! Please come to (foreign country)!"
AU Ayu's response: I no speak your silly language. Japanese ONRY!

Originally Posted by identity

2. Yochan: "Ayu, I've decided to retire and become a clown for children's birthday parties."
AU Ayu's response: "Cool, you won't even have to put any make-up on for that job"


6. Ayu Hater: "Ayumi Hamasucki you suck omg."
AU Ayu's response: "And the sky is blue, what's your point?"

Originally Posted by Raiu-Ayu

1. Fan: "Hello Ayu! Please come to (foreign country)!"
AU Ayu's response: DO NOT LOOK ME IN THE FACE!!! DIE PEASANT!!! FEAR MEEEEEEE!!

2. Yochan: "Ayu, I've decided to retire and become a clown for children's birthday parties."
AU Ayu's response:How dare you pathetic music man disobey me!! FEAR MEEEEEEE!!

3. Shuya: "OMG PINO AND PAPIKO JUMPED OFF THE STAGE!"
AU Ayu's response: No they didn't; I kicked them, you poof!! Now be gayer! FEAR MEEEEEEE!!

4. ZIN's monkey: "Ayu, will you marry me?"
AU Ayu's response: You ask the great ayumi hamasaki to be a wife?? *rips off monkey head. holds to sky. lightening and thunder* FEAR MEEEEEEE!!

5. Normal Ayu: "Yaaaay time to go get my nails done!!"
AU Ayu's response: *pins normal ayu to wall. shoots several hundred times with nail gun* FEAR MEEEEEEE!!

6. Ayu Hater: "Ayumi Hamasucki you suck omg."
AU Ayu's response: Awh, thank you so much *hater ignores. snaps hater neck* FEAR MEEEEEEE!!

7. Max: "Ayu, you're fired!"
AU Ayu's response: *sets Max on fire* I guess Max *puts on sunglasses* has been fired "YEEEAAAAHH" FEAR MEEEEEEE!! (CSI: Miami holla! )

8. You (the member): "Why are you such a *****?"
AU Ayu's response: FEAR MEEEEEEE!!

This is so fun!

[maneayu]

1. Fan: "Hello Ayu! Please come to Malaysia!"
AU Ayu's response: わかりません！日本語おねがいします。

2. Yochan: "Ayu, I've decided to retire and become a clown for children's birthday parties."
AU Ayu's response: Isn't that what we did at alterna PV?

3. Shuya: "OMG PINO AND PAPIKO JUMPED OFF THE STAGE!"
AU Ayu's response: Now that Tomoya is not with me, having less dogs is much better! He was the one in charge of take them out to poop!

4. ZIN's monkey: "Ayu, will you marry me?"
AU Ayu's response: Yeah, but with one prerequisite. Please use a monkey costume on our wedding.

5. Normal Ayu: "Yaaaay time to go get my nails done!!"
AU Ayu's response: "I love how my nails look like after scratching my poopy a$$" (OMG, I can't believe what I'm writing!)

6. Ayu Hater: "Ayumi Hamasucki you suck omg."
AU Ayu's response : I know, that's why I agreed upon the MissUnderstood and Sunrise/Sunset ~love is all~ cover pictures.

7. Max: "Ayu, you're fired!"
AU Ayu's response: Ufff was already enough of you stealing my money!

8. You (the member): Will you move out your house in Tokyo and move in to my house in (whatever country)?
AU Ayu's response: NO WAY! Your country suck!


Hahaha this is the meanest person ever... Not like Ayu ^^

[Andrenekoi]

1. Fan: "Hello Ayu! Please come to Brazil!"
AU Ayu's response: Where? o,o'

2. Yochan: "Ayu, I've decided to retire and become a clown for children's birthday parties."
AU Ayu's response: Good luck! I promise I will call you when I make my 3948032984012938th video/performance with clowns ;-;

3. Shuya: "OMG PINO AND PAPIKO JUMPED OFF THE STAGE!"
AU Ayu's response: *releases Memorial Address take 3*

4. ZIN's monkey: "Ayu, will you marry me?"
AU Ayu's response: Nops, I'm with the green one *kisses Midoring*

5. Normal Ayu: "Yaaaay time to go get my nails done!!"
AU Ayu's response: So I can slice little children with them! :evil:

6. Ayu Hater: "Ayumi Hamasucki you suck omg."
AU Ayu's response: Yeah, guess what? I ****ed ur mother and I'm ur father!

7. Max: "Ayu, you're fired!"
AU Ayu's response: Can I keep the wigs?

8. You (the member): Ayu, do u love ur oversea fans? *----*
AU Ayu's response: *farts*

[Ranma Matsuri]

^

[gallowsCalibrator]

Omg you guys are awesome

[LastAngel]

1. Fan: "Hello Ayu! Please come to the U.S!"
AU Ayu's response: F&$@ the US! I went there so many times already! Where were you then? Leave me alone.

2. Yochan: "Ayu, I've decided to retire and become a clown for children's birthday parties."
AU Ayu's response: I thought you already did that?

3. Shuya: "OMG PINO AND PAPIKO JUMPED OFF THE STAGE!"
AU Ayu's response: That's nice. *pushes Shuya off the stage* That's what you get for going gay... I had such a high hopes for you...

4. ZIN's monkey: "Ayu, will you marry me?"
AU Ayu's response: Of course I will! Then we can have lots and lots of mini Ayu monkeys.

5. Normal Ayu: "Yaaaay time to go get my nails done!!"
AU Ayu's response: Your nails? How about you get your F&$@ing hair done. And take a shower while your at it. You stank woman!

6. Ayu Hater: "Ayumi Hamasucki you suck omg."
AU Ayu's response: Suck what?

7. Max: "Ayu, you're fired!"
AU Ayu's response: *calls stan-chan* kill him! And bury him somewhere where no one will find him. I'll take over Avex from today on. Feel my wrath Avex!!! >

8. You (the member): Ayu!!! Will you adopt me?
AU Ayu's response: Suureee. I'll adopt you... as my dog. Hehe.

[Picaflor 7/4]

1. Fan: "Hello Ayu! Please come to anywhere besides Asia!"
AU Ayu's response: Yes of course. Why for one second would you think that I would never tour outside of Asia?

2. Yochan: "Ayu, I've decided to retire and become a clown for children's birthday parties."
AU Ayu's response: Ok....

3. Shuya: "OMG PINO AND PAPIKO JUMPED OFF THE STAGE!"
AU Ayu's response: Thank god.

4. ZIN's monkey: "Ayu, will you marry me?"
AU Ayu's response: Only if I get to see you make out with Maro, Mitsu, and Naoto first.

5. Normal Ayu: "Yaaaay time to go get my nails done!!"
AU Ayu's response: What are nails?

6. Ayu Hater: "Ayumi Hamasucki you suck omg."
AU Ayu's response: I know :^D but as long as I keep releasing this crap, people will still buy it.

7. Max: "Ayu, you're fired!"
AU Ayu's response: You can't fire me! I OWN YOU!

8. You (the member): Will you please tour in America, open an international TA, and start releasing some music in English and in America too?
AU Ayu's response: Of course! After all my song is called "RED LINE ~for everyone else~" isn't it?

[Insanity1240]

Hahahahahahah literally, I was dieeeeing.
These are all halaaarrious! XD