Misheard Lyrics ～Part II～

[Namie♡TOP SECRET]

^ LOL. I hear that too.

[zyoeru]

Kumi's Hurry Up!!

Misheard: get a rent-boy! get a rent-boy!
Real: get away boy! get away boy!

[AyuRox]

Do As Infinity - Summer Days
misheard: seaside motels and six on the *****
real: seaside motels and sex on the beach

... idk, I heard this from a live performance of the song I found on YT. Her pronunciation isn't as bad on the actual recording, though.

[Namie♡TOP SECRET]

FULL MOON - Namie Amuro

Real: Full Moon
Misheard: Typhoo (Typhoo in the UK is a brand of tea)

[pommy48]

^ oh she does say typhoon

[cavonzia]

ECSTASY(kumi)
real/missheard:de de de deep/chi chi chi cheat
real/missheard:laid back/ravex

showgirl(kumi)
real/missheard:MIRAKURU/mirrorcle world

come back tome(hikki)
real/missheard:the rain falls/the rainbow

fyi(hikki)
real/missheard:NYC/am i see?

dr.(namie)
real/missheard : Please tell her It's important Dr/please tell how is impotent dr

rock u(namie)
real/missheard:let's cut up this mutha/let's go on this moo-da(mood)

do me more(namie)
real/missheard:do me more/demi moore

ladies night(ayumi)
real/missheard:???/hey you,don't go.come please them!heiiru dekiru so,you don't ever need me too,just come and please them!

[Ayu_no_tenshi]

Originally Posted by cavonzia

ladies night(ayumi)
real/missheard:???/hey you,don't go.come please them!heiiru dekiru so,you don't ever need me too,just come and please them!

i STILL don't think we know anything for sure on that song

i thought it said:

"did you lose him/them? can't replace him/'em. hate him/them and even so...you don't ever need to think you can't beat him/them."

[UHPlus]

Namie Amuro - Top Secret

Top Secret, top secret that you want
(Top Secret, top secret tachiwa)

Top Secret, top secret no one knows
(Top Secret, top secret no & off)

[asmAyumi1992]

You'r guys are hilarious! AHAHAHAHA!!!

[waterballoon]

JUICY - Kuu

Misheard: You make me hot *& wet* (Ah, WANK)

Real: I'm not very sure lol

[Minttulatte]

Originally Posted by waterballoon

JUICY - Kuu

Misheard: You make me hot *& wet* (Ah, WANK)

Real: I'm not very sure lol

She actually sings it "You make me hot (and wet)".

Oh me? There's actually something I misheard everytime. And I'm bored so I post as much as I can so I have something to do. <3

TABOO

[misheard:]Takusan no dreamesecetlööv
[real:]Takusan no dream end&secret love

show girl

[misheard:]kudou baka kuru THROW ME THROW ME
minna arsumare RIA UP RIA UP
konya mo asa made DRIKIN DRIKIN
APAMOMANNAI
[real:]kodou taka buru Follow me Follow me
minna atsumare Hurry up Hurry up
konya mo asa made Drinking Drinking
Up & Down emotion tomannai

Under

[misheard:]Fukaku you on me
SASATE KONI TEMO mawashite
ANDER
Koete you on me
Ima MATEMO onaji wa TASIT UNDERSTANDIRU
ANDER
[real:]fukaku You on me
sasaete koshi ni te wo mawashite
Under
koete You on me
ima made to onaji wa A tacit understanding
under

ECSTASY

[misheard:]So so so crazy ni every day ONATE NOWA SO TIGHT
[real:]So so so crazy ni every day ona tte no wa so tough

[misheard:]You obtain my love
THAT pain called the love
[real:]You obtain my love
The taste/pain called the love

[misheard:]Reewax
[real:]Laid back

Sparkle

[misheard:]kumikitari HAIR bakari
Kogekiteki tachou misete tomite
[real:]Mamori ni haira nai de
Kougekiteki ni mesete mite

[misheard:]Motto taidan ni
Sukoshi hold on
[real:]Motto daitan ni
Zuuzuushii hodo

rollin'

[misheard:] Sekai ga mono kawaru ga noto BIITTO de
[real:] Sekai ga mawaru umare kawaru SPEED de

WILD

[misheard:] legs, arms, shows, knees
Fickers, toes, tips and helly
[real:] legs, arms, shoulders, knees
Fingers, tous hips and belly

[misheard:] go other round madamada...
[real:] go another round madamada...

Dr.

[misheard:] new choice, new future, must love
[real:] new choice, next future, past love

[misheard:] Please imaware save us doctor
Please tipaware is tipotant doctor
Please dimaware save us doctor
Please doctor please save us doctor
[real:] Please change the past save us doctor
Please tell her it's important doctor
Please change the past save us doctor
Please doctor please save us doctor

GO! GO! ~Yume no Hayasade~

[misheard:] (GO! GO!) Oh no I know
[real:] (GO! GO!) Honoo no yuubisaki

Butterfly

[misheard:] I go on another love
Tobikatsu raafly
Ushukusiku, aru ga mama de aru tame
Bii Bii Bii Bii bii!
Narihibiku keikoku
Ashita ni wa itsuwa wa watashi dakara...
[real:] I got another love
Tobikatsu butterfly
Ushukushiku, aru ga mama de aru tame
Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep!
Narihibiku keikoku
Ashita ni wa itsudemo wo watashi dakara...

CAN'T SLEEP,CAN'T EAT,I'M SICK

[misheard:] Can't sheep eat i'm sick
I been tickin' you all the time
[real:] Can't sleep, can't eat, I'm sick
I've been thinkin' of you all the time

[misheard:]Love is always fast
[real:] Love is always first

No

[misheard:] Machi no arukeba by your friends
[real:] Machi no arukeba your friends

[misheard:] **** it **** it **** it
[real:] Work it work it work it

DRIVE ME CRAZY

[misheard:] shag me now, kiss me now, hold me now
[real:] shake me now, kiss me now, hold me now

I think these should be enough for this time. I'll be putting more someday later.

[yuki_unmei]

JASMINE - sad to say

misheard: my heart was almost broken, against the wall, against the wall

real:

Spoiler:

my heart was almost broken, with effin' sorrow, effin' sorrow

[cavonzia]

anna tsuchiya:bubble trip(on what she sing,it's like bubble stript/strip)

[waterballoon]

alan - Sora Uta

Misheard: I gotta fly away, go to UK

Real: I gotta fly away, om de yu ke*

*not really sure lol

[Chiharo]

Originally Posted by waterballoon

alan - Sora Uta

Misheard: I gotta fly away, go to UK

Real: I gotta fly away, om de yu ke*

*not really sure lol

LOL, go to UK xDDDD.

Real lyrics go like this: I gotta fly away, tonde yuke

[mcluva420]

alan - Sora Uta

misheard: i can fly away, only you can

Real: I can fly away, tonde yuke

[Diego-kun]

Koda Kumi - Hurry Up!
- misheard: Get a weapon! Get a weapon! :S
- real: Get away boy! Get away boy!

Koda Kumi - JOYFUL
- misheard: And joyful, joyful la la la and joyful, joyful dream
- real: And joyful, joyful la la la and joyful, joyful glee

Koda Kumi - Love goes like...
- misheard: And I'll make you say mmm I'm a gay
- real: And I'll make you say mmm come again

Namie Amuro - WILD
- misheard: Do you know that even the japanese people don't think hard
- real: Iu no ga nigate na japanese people don’t think hard!

[waterballoon]

^ I know she sings you make me hot (& wet), then right after that she whispers something that sounds like "ah wank"

[JackieRos]

Namie Amuro: Should I Love Him?
heard: sugar love him oh why not i wanna
also heard: sugar love him oh my god oh my god
real: Should I love him or not? or not?

Namie Amuro: Should I Love Him?
heard: oh no i love the pest the pest somebody tell me
real: Who do I love the best? the best? Somebody tell me

Namie Amuro:
Heard:crush my waistline right from left to right
Get so excited Baby Get mo excite
My love is top secret
I won't pus, So crose your eyes
come and see my side
if you really know about my secret, my secret
real: Watch my waistline from left to right
Get so excited Baby Get more excited
My love is top secret
I won't bite, So close your eyes
Come and sit by my side
If you really know about my secret, my secret

[Not~Yet]

Koda Kumi: Under

Real: Fukaku you on me
Sasaete koshi ni te wo mawashita
Under under under
Misheard: Fukaku youni
Sasaete kosher ni te wo mawashita
Duh, duh, duh

Real: ima made to onaji wa A tacit understanding
under
Misheard: ima made to onaji that geez and then say
Duh, duh, duh

Real: fukai nemuri ni tsuku you ni
anata ni ochiteyuku Everything
Misheard: fukai nemuri ni tsuku Oh boy
anata ni ochiteyuku a real fee

LOL I really had absolutely no idea she said "Under" in the lyrics before I read them xD

Koda Kumi - Just the Way You Are

Real:KAATEN no sukima kara
Hikari de me ga
Kyou mo sameta no
Ikki ni nomihosu
FURESSHU JUUSU
Omoi karada
Mezasu wa MY CLOSET

Misheard: Garden no suki my gala
Hikari damete
Kyou mo samete mo
Ikki ni nomihosu
Fleshy Juice
Omoi karada
mezasu wa microset

I also hear things in "Physical Thing" that I really doubt are misheard but I have to wait for the real lyrics before I find out..

For example, the last line of choruses: "A freezing cold gay", "a crazy girlfriend"